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Interview to Felix Volturi

[Warning: this has some personal headcanons. Felix happens to be in a relationship with Demetri, for example. It’s not canon, I know. Be warned]

1.  What are three labels that you identify with?

Er, modern societies dig labels, don’t they? If I had to put three labels on myself they would probably be gym guy, guard and LGBTQI* community. Kinda. [laughs]

2.What is your happiest memory?

Probably getting into the guard and feeling that I had found a family. I love them all. 

3. Tell us the story of your first kiss.

Is Demetri around? I don’t want him to hear this one! [laughs] I gave my first kiss when I was about ten, possibly eleven, to a, uh, a girl [laughs] that lived next door. So embarrassing. 

4. Do you think aliens exist?

Alec and I actually hava had this argument going on for months! I personally think they don’t. 

5. What’s your favourite thing about yourself?

My muscle, of course! 

6. Do you have any superpower? 

Well, if you consider tearing arms and legs and heads off, a power...

7.  What is your favorite physical feature of Demetri?

Probably him being slim but very very in good shape. Oh, and his collarbone! I just love it. And his hair, too, amazingly soft. 

8.  What kind of arts do you like?

Well, in terms of movies I like war ones, mainly, Some sci-fi as well. I also love Quentin Tarantino. Jane recently made me watch some Tim Burton’s movie, I was unimpressed but it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. 

I love music, a lot. I like every type of music, because there are different occasions for different music types. What I’m out partying with the others I like Tylor Swift and Katy Perry but when Demetri and I have a serious date night we go to the Opera theater and I’m happy all the same.

I tend to read only books about History, even if rarely I read some novels.

Recently also Heide got me a camera and I’m starting to understand how to use it. We’ll see. 

9.  Which three guests would you have dinner with, alive or dead?

Demetri and I have actually decided something of this kind. We would like to dine with Elagabalus,  Nietzsche and Amun.

Amun? Why Amun?

Just to have fun seeing him getting all agry, I guess. [laughs].

10. So I’ve asked your friends to say what they think about you and I’m gonna read you the answers. 

Heide said: “Felix is a great guy. A bit of a dickhead, but still he’s always down to help anyone with anything and also he has a big heart, even if he doesn’t show it much”.

 (Felix) She’s so cool.

Alec said: “I like Felix because he’s the only one with whom I can talk nonsense. He’s a great listener and I think of him as a somehow philosopher.”

(Felix) This kid’s sweet but I’m no philosopher [laughs].

Jane said.: “I think Felix is one of the most friendly people I know. Like, he even watched The nightmare before Christmas with me and didn’t complain about it! Like, he’s often willing to do things for others. He’s good, but he needs to stop pulling pranks on me with the help of my brother or otherwise I’ll -”

(Felix) I love her! [laughs] Alec and I actually live for pranks and yeah, sometimes we choose the wrong target, let’s put it this way [laughs].

And finally Demetri said: “Felix is the love of my life. I mean, it’s obvious I adore him, right? I wouldn’t be able to tell why he’s so great, I mean I would never finish the list of his virtues. He’s just the most amazing person I know [wipes tear].”

(Felix) I love him so much. [smiles]

Silly AU #2

Imagine if Felix and Demetri got together.

[Felix x Demetri] duh

They secretly had a hand-fasting ritual, but they never speak openly about it because they fear that other people could use this information against them (after all, they work for the most dangerous and known coven in the whole world).

They are the ultimate power couple.

Heidi is jealous at first, but slowly she warms up to the idea and is supportive of them.

The masters always pair them up for missions because they know that they work better together.

They live by the rule "never go to bed angry at your spouse". They have different views on certain topic so sometimes they have their bickering thing going on. Demetri plays the offended man but when Felix walks up to him and wraps his arms around him, he melts into the hug and murmurs apologetic words.

I need someone to share my feelings for this ship with