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Thank You!!!!! Oh, that is just perfect.

The first few weeks after turning is an assortment of lost boys and his Alan/Sam desperately trying not to piss him off too much in case he ‘accidentally’ sets them on fire.

Paul constantly trying to get Edgar to light his cigarettes so he doesn’t have to carry a lighter with him. Edgar sets his hair on fire instead. Star avoids him like the plague because fire and the amount of hairspray she uses just doesn’t mix

David just can’t wait for how cool it will look when Edgar gets the hang of it and they can scare the shit out of prey by him setting all the oil drums ablaze at once. Marko has to keep his pigeons out the way a few weeks and Dwayne just hopes their shit doesn’t burn.

Now I’m just imagining Alan having to carry a fire extinguisher with them everywhere they go to, long after Edgar gains control, just to annoy his brother. Sam’s cloths keep disappearing so now he has to dress like an actual vampire (neon is not conductive for staying hidden).

i am curious, even though Edgar doesn't turn in cannon, what do you think his gift would be if he did? Would he have something really cool like hypnosis or telepathy, or would be just be really good at lifting heavy stuff?

1) fuck you for making me use my brain muscle

2) Edgar’s Extra Special Vampiric Power is pyrokenisis, or the ability to set things on fire with one’s mind, because he’s a destructive disaster and that only gets worse when he’s turned. It’s really convenient for quick body disposal.