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I love how everyone agrees that Paul gives of golden retriever vibes...and then he gets a goldfish 🤣🤣 I get it. Can just picture Paul sat telling the goldfish his plans for the night

What pets the Lost Boys would have

(Not my gifs)

David:

• A cat. Definitely

• David is already basically a cat

• He doesn’t like people, he DOES like eating, he’s grumpy when he wakes up, he’s low key mean and standoffish but if he likes someone he REALLY likes them

• A lot of people headcanon he calls his S/Os “kitten”

• A cat is perfect for him:)

• He gets a black cat for the aesthetic™️

• He would be chill with any kind of cat tho low key

• His cat isn’t super clingy or jumpy which he appreciates

• But sometimes, while the boys are gone, they take naps together:)

• He sits in his wheelchair, his cat jumps on his lap and they both fall asleep

• If anyone brings it up/catches him he denies it vehemently

• He’s got a reputation to protect

• But that cat has his whole heart

Dwayne:

•Dwayne just gives me dog person vibes

• He’d have a big dog like a Saint Bernard or a Doberman or something

• He’s already the dad daddy of the group so you know he takes care of his dog

• Takes it on walks, feeds it all natural food without added preservatives, gets steals it super expensive dog toys etcetera etcetera…

•Dwayne finds a dog park that’s open late and he brings it and Laddie

• Sometimes Star comes too:)

• He likes to play frisbee with his dog on the beach

• He has a bunch of pictures of his dog: at the cave, in cute little doggie clothes, of the both of them, one where Dwayne just put it on his skateboard and snapped a pic he has that one framed but don’t tell anyone he gets embarrassed

• Dwayne is intimidating but he’s a softy at heart. He loves his dog like his son🥺 (second son cause Laddie)

Paul:

• Ok so EVERYONE always says that Paul is a golden retriever and I completely agree

• And don’t get me wrong this man wants a dog SO BAD

• But the boys don’t trust him with the responsibility of owning a dog rightly so

• He gets distracted sometimes:(

• But he really REALLY wants a pet like everyone else

• They get him a goldfish:)

• David feeds it and complains

• Paul loves it

• Sometimes when they wake up at night, he’s talking to the goldfish

• They’re besties:)

• His fish dies every 6 or so months but Dwayne always replaces it before Paul sees

• He’s had “the same goldfish” for 10 years now

• Dwayne is worried Paul will notice

• He won’t:)

Marko:

• Marko has a bunch of pigeons as pets canonically.

• Obviously he has names for all of them and he low key gets mad when the boys can’t remember their names

• In addition to the pigeons, I think he would also have a parrot

• Marko would adore a parrot’s brightly colored feathers, they match his vibe

• He would also enjoy a pet that talks

• He teaches it cuss words >:)

• This REALLY pisses Dwayne off because this is how Laddie learns most profanities (oops)

• So he teaches the parrot curses in Italian >:)

• He also uses the parrot to freak Paul out

• He trains it to hide in small dark corners of the cave and call Paul’s name.

• Paul thinks the cave is haunted

• Marko thinks it’s hilarious

All in all, the boys love their pets:)

Doodles while watching my favorite film <3

Thank You!!!!! Oh, that is just perfect.

The first few weeks after turning is an assortment of lost boys and his Alan/Sam desperately trying not to piss him off too much in case he ‘accidentally’ sets them on fire.

Paul constantly trying to get Edgar to light his cigarettes so he doesn’t have to carry a lighter with him. Edgar sets his hair on fire instead. Star avoids him like the plague because fire and the amount of hairspray she uses just doesn’t mix

David just can’t wait for how cool it will look when Edgar gets the hang of it and they can scare the shit out of prey by him setting all the oil drums ablaze at once. Marko has to keep his pigeons out the way a few weeks and Dwayne just hopes their shit doesn’t burn.

Now I’m just imagining Alan having to carry a fire extinguisher with them everywhere they go to, long after Edgar gains control, just to annoy his brother. Sam’s cloths keep disappearing so now he has to dress like an actual vampire (neon is not conductive for staying hidden).

i am curious, even though Edgar doesn't turn in cannon, what do you think his gift would be if he did? Would he have something really cool like hypnosis or telepathy, or would be just be really good at lifting heavy stuff?

1) fuck you for making me use my brain muscle

2) Edgar’s Extra Special Vampiric Power is pyrokenisis, or the ability to set things on fire with one’s mind, because he’s a destructive disaster and that only gets worse when he’s turned. It’s really convenient for quick body disposal.

Oh god, I have a lost boys fic idea now!

Max dies, the boys survive and are extremely grateful that the bastard is dead. 

And so begins the adoption process. 

David decides that in order to say sorry he pretty much gives Lucy the video store. Won't take no for an answer. Grandpa tells her to just except the damn gift it means she won't have to worry about money for a long while.

Marko and Paul take a while to warm up to Sam and the Frogs, but once they do getting rid of the two is damn near impossible. There at the comics store scaring thieves away, their 'trying' to help them train by appearing out of now where and scaring the shit out of them.

Then there's Dwayne, who takes on look at the Frogs home life and suddenly Mother hen mode is ACTIVATED. Only he's only good at strong silent and intimidating stuff so he basically just stand and glowers at the Frog parent whilst there at the store and keeps leaving groceries at the Frog home.  Sometime its the basics, other time its stuff they have no use for but Dwayne thinks its what humans need in a house. Like sometimes its bread and milk and shampoo. Other time Alan is trying to figure out why Dwayne had bought them a table cloth whilst Edgar frowns at a bottle of girls deodorant.

Michael and Star have no clue what to do with all the non murderous attention they are now getting from David, whose just happy not too have Max breathing down his neck as He tries to figure out a way to make Nanook a hell hound so The Emerson’s always have a guard without Sam trying to kill him for it. 

Look I love the loner vampire trope as much as the next basic bitch but let’s face the facts: if the animal we’re basing them on/associating them with is bats, then that doesn’t make a lot of sense. Most bats live in colonies. I mean there are loner werewolves out there too but there are far more portrayals where packs are made up of giant families that interact like Weasleys with all the shenanigans and fuss and unwavering love and loyalty that that entails. That’s all well and good, but consider if you will that one of these animals lives with a dozen or two members of their species and the other lives with literally thousands.

If anything, vampires would form gigantic covens or attempt to manage their familial instincts by “adopting” people off of the streets to smother with gifts and affection.

Vampire: *Sees a 30 year old man trying his best*

Vampire: !!! A baby!! Martha, come quick! Someone has abandoned this infant child to the wilderness of NYC! We simply must take him under our wings!!

Even the more careful or standoffish ones probably stalk the night (and random citizens) so often and for so many years that they are intimately familiar with the lives of absurd amounts of people and just kind of watch over them like a real-time soap opera. One where they can swoop in and drop some cash in their path or manufacture “coincidences” to help their faves any time they want.

Vampire: I hate people. I’m a creature of the night. I need no one. I-

*Trips and 5000 pictures and hand-painted portraits of their favorite people from the past few centuries spill out of their cape*

Vampire: I-I have no idea how- this isn’t what it- This means nothing…

I know what I’m watching for the thousandth time tonight.

Today in horror / comedy movie history: on July 31, 1987 The Lost Boys debuted.

Here's some art to mark the occasion!