Directionally Challenged - Tumblr Posts

I’ve been going to this one place every 4 or so days for the past 4 weeks. I take some variation of an underground railway. There are 5 exits with roughly 2 sub exits per exit.

I have still yet to find the right (ie closest) exit

The Grand Tour IV

There is a young barmaid from Brest,

Who can't tell you east from the west,

But when car'nal direction

Leads to an erection,

She's ever so pleased to ingest.