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Bianca: ah shit what's that song called?
Wednesday: I shall Shazam it
Yoko:...
Bianca:...
Divina:...
Yoko:... Does she know how to do that???
Enid (head in her hands, smiling and staring adoringly at Wednesday): No, not at all. She's going to write the song out as sheet music, transpose it to a minor key and slow it down, phone her parents and play it on the cello so they can identify it for her.
Yoko: I'll never understand how you two ended up together.
Enid (sighing): I know, me neither, she's just so perfect 💕
Yoko: That could not be further from what I meant.
Bianca: How the fuck did you just say the heart emoji out loud what the fuck
Enid: Guys, I think Wednesday wants to eat me, like cannibalism style
Yoko: Ex-fucking-scuse me
Divina: Oh my god
Bianca: What?
Enid: Isn't that like sooo romantic
Yoko: NO
Bianca: Absolutely not
Enid: It's like totally cannibalism as a metaphor for love she wants mee so baddd
Yoko: ... I don't know what to say
Divina: I suppose I can't judge, I let Yoko drink my blood
Yoko: THAT'S DIFFERENT, THAT'S HOT THIS IS WEIRD
Bianca (wistfully): I remember when I was friends with normal people
Divina: Hey guys what's up?
Yoko: Nothing much to be honest-
Enid: OH MY GOD DID YOU TURN DIVINA INTO A VAMPIRE?
Yoko: What?? No?
Bianca: No actually, I'm with Enid Div does look pretty pale and she's wearing sunglasses, plus her name is red now
Yoko: What do you mean her name is red?
Bianca: You know before she says a line in this stupid incorrect quotes thing, her name is in red, it's usually blue
Yoko: Wait Div say something
Divina: uhhh ok
Enid: WOAHHH
Yoko: Holy shit that's weird. I swear I didn't turn her though
Wednesday: Perhaps the vampire is being honest, the change in colour may simply be because Divina sounds more like Yoko today. I shall now attempt to talk like Enid
Wednesday (in an annoying voice): This is my Enid Sinclair impression
Enid (on the verge of tears): ANNOYING VOICE??? I'll kill you I swear! AND I'M NOT ON THE VERGE OF TEARS
Divina (staring intently at Enid's neck, fangs now visible): Of course you don't have an annoying voice, Enid and it's ok to cry when people are mean to you, now come here, you need a hug.
Enid: uhhh
Yoko: OK I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU GUYS
I've been sick the past week so i haven't been able to do much, much less draw, so for now have these sketches that I dont recall ever posting(if i already have, WHOOPS--)
Bianca: Okay, I suggest we communicate using hand signals for next year's Poe Cup.
Yoko: I know a really great hand signal!
Yoko claps once, makes the peace and okay signs, and salutes while tilting slightly to the right.
Enid: She says, "Your underwear is showing."
Yoko, excitedly: Yeah! Nice!
Yoko and Enid do an overly complicated secret handshake, while Wednesday and Divina regret their choice of Girlfriends.
Divina: Right, I know we always talk about how Enids rubbing off on Wednesday but we need to talk about how Wednesdays rubbing off on Enid.
Yoko: I know right, I literally saw her digging a grave yesterday.
Bianca: That's not even the worse of it, I saw her covered in blood. Enid. Covered in someone else's blood.
Divina: It's scary stuff, honestly.