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*in the Squeak Squad group chat*

Daroach: okay so don’t freak out

Spinni: boss what’s goin on?? the ship’s bein towed away by a buncha waddle dees!!

Storo: doc’s freaking out about it

Doc: THEY’RE TAKING MY BABY DAROACH MY PRIDE AND JOY MY LIFE’S WORK

Daroach: yeahhhhh so about that… I uh might’ve had a pretty bad streak playin poker with summa the Star Allies last night…

Spinni: how bad we talkin bout?

Daroach:

Spinni: boss for stars’ sake how bad was it???

Daroach: I uhhhhhhh might’ve bet the ship and lost 😅

Spinni, Storo, & Doc: YOU WHAT

Daroach: listen it’s not my fault okay!! we ran low on point stars so DDD put the castle in the pot! then Mags put his ship in and Susie bet part of the company and what was I s’posed to do huh? let ‘em all upstage me?? I got a reputation to maintain man! 

Storo: … y’know doc’s gonna kill you for that right?

Doc: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT

Daroach: guys guys guys cool ya jets for a sec will ya! this is fine - salvageable even - I swear! trust me, I got a plan that’ll fix this whole mess right up don’t you worry

Storo: late-night castle heist time?

Daroach: ding ding! got it in one storo! now here’s what we’re gonna do…

Spinni: what we need to do is have a serious chat about your gambling habits boss

Doc: You can chat with him later in my cryo-isolation pod, which is where I will be stuffing him ONCE I GET MY AIRSHIP BACK!!!

Daroach: 😅