Incorrect Kirby Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Meta Knight: This is ridiculous!
Marx: Hey, someone’s gotta be the jester for the court.
Marx: I found Susie’s staple gun!
Magolor: Oh no.
Magolor: Oh god, what are you-
Marx, stapling a computer: Installing Debian! *kaCHUNK*
Marx, stapling a sandwich: Sandwiches! *kaCHUNK kaCHUNK*
Marx: Must affix everything to everything!
*kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK*
Susie: *enters room* ...have you been abusing my staple gun?
Marx: No.
Magolor, stapled to the ceiling: YES!
Magolor: Susie, where have you been? You left your cell phone in your desk and I assumed you were dead.
Susie: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.
Susie: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is—
Zan Partizanne: Cenotaph.
Susie: What?
Zan Partizanne: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph.
Susie: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.
Zan Partizanne: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing.
Susie: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish.
Zan Partizanne: So it's a temporary cenotaph.
Susie: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.
Zan Partizanne: Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.
*in the Squeak Squad group chat*
Daroach: okay so don’t freak out
Spinni: boss what’s goin on?? the ship’s bein towed away by a buncha waddle dees!!
Storo: doc’s freaking out about it
Doc: THEY’RE TAKING MY BABY DAROACH MY PRIDE AND JOY MY LIFE’S WORK
Daroach: yeahhhhh so about that… I uh might’ve had a pretty bad streak playin poker with summa the Star Allies last night…
Spinni: how bad we talkin bout?
Daroach:
Spinni: boss for stars’ sake how bad was it???
Daroach: I uhhhhhhh might’ve bet the ship and lost 😅
Spinni, Storo, & Doc: YOU WHAT
Daroach: listen it’s not my fault okay!! we ran low on point stars so DDD put the castle in the pot! then Mags put his ship in and Susie bet part of the company and what was I s’posed to do huh? let ‘em all upstage me?? I got a reputation to maintain man!
Storo: … y’know doc’s gonna kill you for that right?
Doc: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT
Daroach: guys guys guys cool ya jets for a sec will ya! this is fine - salvageable even - I swear! trust me, I got a plan that’ll fix this whole mess right up don’t you worry
Storo: late-night castle heist time?
Daroach: ding ding! got it in one storo! now here’s what we’re gonna do…
Spinni: what we need to do is have a serious chat about your gambling habits boss
Doc: You can chat with him later in my cryo-isolation pod, which is where I will be stuffing him ONCE I GET MY AIRSHIP BACK!!!
Daroach: 😅