Don't Try To Deny It - Tumblr Posts
[Reblogged on 11/11/21]
Oh yeah we all know Sieb is ripped af :) Just consider astronaut training. Do you realize how physically fit they have to be to go into space and not come out noodles when they get back from it? Yeah, they gotta be fit as heck. Sieb is 100% built like the tank class he is and could totally give Rein a run for his money in an arm wrestling competition.
ALSO JUST SIEB'S REACTION ✋😭 OVERSIZED, SHY SPACE NERD
*talon base after securing Sigma from the facility he was kept in*
Akande: And you’re saying you can turn a feeble old man into a super weapon?
Moira: Not feeble at all, he thankfully didn’t lose too much strength due to muscle atrophy in there, in fact his regimen will be fairly normal for him!
Akande: *entering the room he’s being kept in now* Just the same I fail to see how a 62 year old can—
Sigma: *turns around slowly as he changes out of his prison jumpsuit to reveal all his ripped and toned glory* I-I’m sorry, I’m changing right now!
Akande: … *shuts the door*
Moira: … I think you said the word feeble—
Akande: GIVE ME HIS REGIMEN, SHARE WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS.
monsterfuckers camera crew when they heard that the ghost in Nadja's body wants to lose her virginity: 👀
