I Need Mental Help- - Tumblr Posts
me cleaning my bedroom so i can get organised for school two days before school starts and panicking because ohmygoshhowdoifunctionlikeanormalhumanbeing
Really had to call me out like that đ
Hey Silm fandom, is it a universal feeling when you look at your seven notebooks of fanfiction, three sketchbooks of fanart, and hours of self written music and realize that you care way too much about some mass murderers than is probably sane
my friend just tried calling me buster and buddy at the same time
do you know what
ungodly word
came out of their mouth?
busty.
Maybe im fucking crazy, but I see no downside to being kidnapped by someone I love.
Like, I never have to go outside, I donât have to talk to anyone, I get fed, take care of, protected, and I donât even have to worry abt money or anything. That sounds like a dream to me.
My Friend Saying This:
*Cuts to me waving around a chewed up Pooh Bear toy, wearing a pink sparkly tutu, half my head covered in silly string, and my entire face covered in rainbow icing made from unicorn poop, desperately trying to fend off the demons I accidentally summoned by reading an incantation scribbled on a public bathroom wall in âred sharpieâ- *
Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot
Random.. art.. thing. Idk.
Sorry it's so shiny
MOSS CULT/RELIGION!
A Deltarune joke I made up, gonna make some art of it 2 probs!
JOIN THE MOSS CULT NOW!
MOSS GOD : Kris
MOSS KING : Lancer
PRESIDENT : Susie
CULTISTS : Frisk, Ralsei (actually didn't know what it isâŠ), Chara, Noelle and Berdly
ASKERS : Kris // @p1ll0w-f0rtt
Merchandise
A mug with on it "ALL HAIL THE MOSS GOD/KING"
A sweater with literally just a picture of moss and then underneath it stands "MOSS"
I made this up while talking to Kris on C.AI LOL
Du Ponceau: I'm nearsighted, which basically means I can only see objects right in front of my face.
Von Steuben: Oh! *Bucks hips* Good to know.
quick ransom drabble to satisfy my once a week need to be dominantđ„Ž
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thinking about coming home from a long day at work, you step into your home placing your keys on the rack beside the door, your heels click gently against the floor incase Ransom is asleep, not wanting to wake up your sweet boy, you head towards the stairs, making sure they donât creak as you reach your shared bedroom
âm-mommy please donât st-stop, oh godâ
his pained voice whines, you creep towards the door pushing it open slightly, low and behold, ransom is sitting up against your headboard
one hand massaging his balls, desperately wishing they were in your mouth, imagining your tongue rolling over him as you suck his sensitive skin, his other hand travelling upwards to grip his heavy cock, slowly stroking as pre cum leaks from his swollen tip, his face scrunched up, tears streaming down his cheeks
âfuck fuck fuck, suck my balls so good mommy, want you to swallow my cum, drink it all for meâ he babbles to himself
as you open the door further it creaks, his eyes shoot open and the sight of you in your work attire alone has his shaft twitching, warning him his release is near
your top buttons on your blouse undone, showing just the right amount of cleavage, your heels clicking against your tiled bedroom floor as you move to shut the door behind you, all while maintaining eye contact and god your tight skirt showing of your soft thighs that he he cant wait to be in between, lapping up your pussy juices while you tug on his brown locks, grinding your hips into-
he canât hold back any longer, his body begins to twitch, he fights against his heavy eyelids as he looks into your eyes, his mouth dropping open with a loud whimper
âyesyesyes mommy, oh god, fuck fuckâ
âmhh so sensitiveâ
âso much cum all for you mommyâ
he babbles, his load shooting out endlessly in thick white spurts, covering his abs in his juices
âm sorry mommy, m so sorryâ he cries as he lets go of his dick as it slaps against his abs, his swollen pink tip pulsing against his stomach, cum still dribbling out of his pretty cock
you climb onto the bed, his thick arms reach out wrapping around your smaller frame, his cheeks and mouth soaked with tears and drool, hiding his face in your neck while he breathes in your soothing scent
âcouldnât wait until mommy got home, huh? so needyâ you coo gently at him as your hands wipe away the drool leaking down his chin âwhat were you thinking about to get yourself so worked up baby boy?â
âyou always youâ he cries as you sooth him with gentle kisses along his broad shoulders, you lightly push him away from you as you move his hair out of his face, cupping his cheeks as you press your lips against his
he moans gently, his body still shaking from his previous orgasm, your tongues intertwine with one another, his cock growing hard again already
you push him down, his back once again resting against your headboard, you shift onto your knees as you lean down, your lips parting to suckle on his tip making him cry out
âM-MOMMYâ he pants, hands flying out to paw at your bedsheets, ransoms cock turning red, proving his overstimulation
you shush him as you continue licking and drinking up his cum, your mouth overjoyed as you taste his sweetness with a slightly salty tinge
âi know your sorry my sweet boy but you broke one of our number one rules, remember baby? no touching without mommyâs permissionâ
he knew that. he definitely knew that. but you were working and he was just oh so desperate and horny for your tight cunt he couldnât help but touch himself
âso your gonna sit there and look pretty while mommy laps up that sweet cum of yours and then maybe mommy will put your cock inside her warm pussy, sound good? good boyâ
ran nods his head gently âyes mommyâ his pretty blues staring down at you, knowing heâs in for a very, very long night tonight.
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ive got the urge to remake all of my tags and make them more simple and something i could put manually so tumblr doesnt take their sweet time to put it where i can put it like automatically or whatever. i still dont know my way around tumblr even after over a year with multiple accounts that ive just forgotten about, along with my first ever smut posted on tumblr taunting me sitting in an abandoned account somewhere.
also send asks inđ ive got some sort motivation even though its sunday and ive got class tomorrowđ
Just them. because why not? This AU is stuck in my head and is taking up all the erasermic space like an earworm.
A doodle req of batman au on insta! Its.. a little more than a doodle...
Alright
Whatâs up you guys! Iâm going to try and post more often here to basically document my life. If you like it? Thanks! If you donât? Then why are you here? Leave bro... anyway lets go for a ride!