Edward Gets Caught In Whiff's War Crimes Ttte AU - Tumblr Posts

Thomas: *Slams into the ground on the bridge after a teleportation failure* Oh crap! That hurt! Bro I knew Whiff's shit had terrible reliability.

???: Well looks like I have someone to kill!

Thomas: Ah shit! *Books it*

???: *Chases*

Thomas: *Throws music on*

Edward: THOMAS NO!!!!!

Thomas: Don't worry about me! I'll be fine! OH SHIT-

*Thomas nearly gets shot as the mysterious engine keeps on chasing him*

Thomas: I am going to rip you to shreds! Sixteen: I'd love to see you try you little shame of a engine. Thomas: *Fucking losing it and is gripping his mic so hard it's a Miracle it hasn't broken.* Sixteen: You know, You have been a pain in the ass. So I wanna savor this. How about we'll play your game and rap, but one wrong move and- *Imitates snapping neck* Thomas: Oh I'd LOVE that.

Sir Topham Hatt: I'm just gonna back up.

Sir Topham Hatt, internally: I should have never hired Sixteen, I'm a fucking idiot......

Sixteen: So, ready for the round?

Thomas: I am going to DESTROY you.

Sixteen: Oh, how foolish of you. Frankly you're now in my realm now. Anything that you try to escape of it will be rendered useless. But enough talking, let's do this.

*Music then starts playing*