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Both Thomas and Sir Topham booking it out of the scrapyard: When this is over I'm going to kill you!

Thomas: The fuck did I do to you?

Sir Topham Hatt: You caused so much trouble for me I needed Sixteen!

Thomas: Quit your bullshit fat hat!

Sir Topham Hatt: If you ever stop being a little piece of shit!!!!!

Thomas: FUCK YOU MAN!!!!!

*Soon, they skid to a stop as they're stuck in a dead end*

Sir Topham Hatt: Oh fuck.... We're doomed aren't we?....

Thomas: I am NOT letting that Sixteen kill me!!!! I'M GOING TO DESTROY HIM!!!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt: We're in his realm idiot!!!!! He's more powerful than the two of us combined!!!!

Thomas: MY FRIENDS ARE DEPENDING ON ME!!!!! DO YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO THROW IN THE TOWEL FOR THIS!?!?

Boi I love Toby. He's an agent of CHAOS

YES YOU ARE CORRECT.

He might not be an agent of chaos all the time but he will cause for shits and giggles when he feels like it. >:)

Thomas: I have one hell of a stupid idea to defeat 16. Sixteen: *Fires a sniper shot that barley misses* Thomas: HOLY SHIT! Alright here goes nothing! *Runs at top speed into the smoke of the scrapyard* STH: What the hell are you doing!? Thomas: HEY SIXTEEN! EAT THIS! *Delivers one hell of a punch to the chin before slamming a piece of scrap down on his head* STH: Was that seriously you're plan!? Thomas: I highly doubt you had a better idea!

Sixteen: OWWW!!!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!

Thomas: HA!!!!! EAT MY FIST YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt: *Spots the exit* Over there!!!!! Let's the fuck out of here!!!!!!

Sixteen: Oh, you are NOT leaving my dimension this early....

*Sixteen then summons a giant wall that completely blocks off the exit*

Thomas: NOOO!!!!!! OUR CHANCE TO ESCAPE IS GONE!!!!!!!!

Sixteen: In my world, nobody leaves here. How foolish you two to think that I was going to give you a chance? Ha! I loved the reactions of you two when all of your hopes got crushed.

Sir Topham Hatt: Well, there's one thing we can end this now.

Thomas: Don't you mean?

Sir Topham Hatt: Yes. A rap battle.

Sixteen: Well, well, well. Guess who wants to be put in a funeral? Alright, but you won't come out of this in one piece.

Sir Topham Hatt: I will prove you wrong.

Utter Chaos from multiple asks: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Edward: Please stop, this is not how to be really useful!

Lady: I’m a free agent. This’ll make good content.

Toby: (Munches on Popcorn) Finally! I was getting quite bored.

Scruffey and Rickety: Slowly backs away with blackmail.

Ah yes, a list of OUT OF CONTEXT sentences from different characters.

Let me add one to this list:

Gordon: He's walking with his willy out.

Me: Textbook, Wake up. I sent the rap battle ask hours ago. No rush, just checking in.

Textbook: Oh sorry! I already saw it. It's just that yesterday I volunteered at a rec center and it was tiring. Adding to that I had my Chinese lesson at 8-9 pm so I was really fucking tired then. I'll answer now. Sorry. :(

https://youtu.be/6CL1IuzzVQs?si=vpbLpMKAq2Aujcy4

Sixteen: Oh I'm gonna enjoy this!

Thomas: *Yeets a piece of scrap at Sixteen's head*

*The entire domain starts shaking and everything goes dark. And ominous music starts.*

Thomas: Ah shit.

Sixteen: Ah hahahahahahahshahahah... Ah hahahahahahhahahah.... AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thomas: *Nearly fucking trips from the shaking as a Erie blue glow appears behind him.*

Sixteen: Oh.... Oompa loompa Doopity doo. You're just plain FUCKED hate to break it to you! HA HA HA HA!

*A loud explosion tearing up the ground destroyes everything and soon all three are falling through the sky at rapid speeds with fire and Lava everywhere and Sixteen is a mutated combination of Sixteen and Wilbert*

Sixteen: IN THIS FINAL FLEETING MOMENT BEST TO USE YOUR SKILL AND HONE IT! FACE YOU'RE FEARS AND FACE THE MUSIC! IF YOU'RE POWER, THEN ABUSE IT!

Thomas: In this final fleeting moment best to adapt hit rewind and snap back! I got power so I'll use it block all your attempts!

Sixteen: Sky high show down! Positioned to checkmate! Face down the seraphim on a whim that's challenges your fate!

Both: TOO LATE! You're in the past won't last in this state!

Sixteen: Gone too far the stars aligning altitudes rapidly declining clinging on to silver lining it!

Thomas: Spitting bars I'll keep on fighting despite the push back I will make you shut your trap!

Both: Ghosts like the ones above we're one of a kind ain't that right? But, at the new generation's CORE! their "One of a kind's" just like yours!

Sixteen: Understand it?

Thomas: In the present!

Sixteen: No one planned it!

Thomas: Keep on dancing!

Sixteen: Yet here we are!

Thomas: Shooting stars!

Sixteen: Our old unique!

Thomas: Falling asleep!

Sixteen: Carbon copied!

Both: To become the new gens star!

Sixteen: Be careful with what you do next!

Thomas: Every battle no reason to fret!

Sixteen: What'd you expect?

Thomas: Louder than jets!

Sixteen: Face it we're wrecked!

Thomas: I am not wrecked!

Both: But hey that's how it's been penned each story has to end! Less it's mine! I'll rewind! Find a way that I don't have to die! I'm the ace of my kind! Face it blue! You're both through! But I won't go on the same as you! Oh! But what can I do?

Wilbert: Cling to the walls as the whole domain falls I'd crumble under the debris! Urgh, Nevermind! But, how do I survive! Or is this day my folly?

Timothy: Pay for your crimes as your life crumbles I know first hand the debris. Keep up at night! Bridge crumbling passengers all screaming!

Both: But in the end we know!

*Flash back*

Sixteen: I was one of the best too ever live wasn't I?

Thomas: The amount of chaos was too much for them right?

Sixteen: Had the island in disarray!

Both: Pure skill had lead the way! I'll be remembered today!

Thomas: You're a little bitch so petty!

Sixteen: I have the whole under under my eye!

Both: I've done what I've set out to do in vain I'll never die!

Thomas: IN THIS FINAL FLEETING MOMENT BEST TO USE YOUR SKILL AND HONE IT! FACE YOU'RE FEARS AND FACE THE MUSIC! IF YOU'RE POWER, THEN ABUSE IT!

Sixteen: Waiting for the unaimed arrow to pierce through the blood and marrow travel through Tsunami chartless journeys only for the heartless!

Thomas: Hear me scream and shout! Time is up you're going down!

Sixteen: Part with those you hold dear we've been ostracized no more lies just the beast you fear!

Sixteen: *Part I couldn't read*

Thomas: *Part I'm not bothering to write*

Sixteen: My, that expression, I know too well. One who cannot rule their own hell!

Thomas: Mind your fucking business! Your crossing lines! Take another stab and I'll shove you in a mine!

Sixteen: Yet you blame me for you're faults, victimized! Know that pride becomes the fall! Strike the hope under the sky!

Thomas: we have finished this damn brawl, in the sky! Hear the wind rush we call, out to the gods above!

*Thomas and Sir Topham Hatt are screaming on the top of their lungs as they're about to hit the ground, ready to become squashed watermelons*

Thomas and Sir Topham Hatt: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Sixteen: HAHAHAHA!!!!! YES, SCREAM AS YOU TWO FALL TO YOUR DISGRACEFUL DEATHS!!!!!!

Thomas: I'M GOING TO DIE I'M GOING TO DIE-

Sir Topham Hatt: WHO'S GONNA RUN THIS RAILWAY WHEN MY ASHES ARE CREMATED!??!!?

*However, something strange happens as the two suddenly stop in the air as Sixteen keeps on falling instead*

Sixteen: Wait, WHAT?!?!!?!

*Bye, bye motherfucker. it's about time somebody took you down*

Sixteen: No, you CAN'T!!!!!!!

*I mean, all villains have to meet their end, don't they?*

Sixteen: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'LL COME BACK!!!!! SOMEDAY!!!!! SOMEDDDDAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

*Sixteen then crashes into the ground, instantly killing him in the process as Thomas and Sir Topham Hatt slowly descend to the ground safely. Edward, Rosie, Whiff and Ryan quickly run towards them and hugs them tightly*

Edward: Thomas!!!! You're okay!!!!!

Rosie: You managed to defeat Sixteen!!!!

Thomas: Oh come on! I mean, I did beat him in our last rap battle. But really, it was somebody else who finished him off.*Winks at Textbook*

Idk if you've done this before

Stanley (RWS): *walks up to the mirror*

Stanley (RWS): "hi welcome to chillies"

Nope. But that is a poggers quote. Thanks for the suggestion!

(Also @baldwin-10-12-d it was you isn't it)

Me: Why is it hard to be funny?

Lady: Maybe it is your use of characters you want to see, like me.

Me: Good point. Let just look at a list of characters… wait, why are they all COVERED IN TRUCK PROPAGANDA???

Scruffey: hehehehehe

Textbook: Okay, I'm here to answer the ask and WHY IS THE ROOM FULL OF TRUCKS!?!?!?

*There are like 10000 trucks in the room right now with @ibscr106 standing in the middle*

Textbook: W-Why is there thousands of trucks here?!?

@ibscr106: Uhhh.... I sent an ask to you and I guess this happened....

Textbook: Oh god. Scruffey, was it you????

Scruffey: Hehe you got me. >:)

Textbook: Now I have to take care of the truck problem along with my homework. Just great....

Ryan: *Vibing on top of the school roof.*

Thomas: You know one of us is still it from a game of tag years ago.

Ryan: .....Way to fuck me up at 7:00 am

Thomas: And the bad news is.... You're still it.

Ryan: .....

Thomas: COME AND GET ME SUCKA!!!!!!!

*Thomas then sprints off to the distance*

Percy bursting out of a locker: RYAN! Ryan: HOLY SHIT HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THERE!? Percy: Five hours, but ignore that, Wreck it Ralph has the most subtle character development ever. Ryan: Isn't that the movie about video game characters in an arcade? Percy: Exactly the one!

Ryan: Explain. Percy: In the movie Felix has to go into that first person shooter I can not remember the name of, and say "I'm looking for my colleague, Ralph." But latter in the movie, we hear him refear to him as a friend. And to top it all off once the arcade is saved we hear him say this: "Ralph, are you coming brother?" which is the most sublte version of character development, truely showing how close the two become over the course of the movie.

Ryan: Holy shit.

*Sometimes the best character development are the ones you don't notice. Just like Gordon. Went from a pompous, arrogant brat to a pompous, arrogant mentor-like figure*

Percy: Yeah, like. I know right?!?

Ryan: Oh wow this just got deep.

Percy: *Bursts out of Ryan's Locker* Ryan: Gah! Dude how do you keep getting in here? Percy: Doesn't matter! I just realized the Mousakatool is the most powerful item in all of fiction. Ryan: The what? Percy: This:

Ryan: A flying mouse head? Percy: A extremly powerful mouse head. Ryan: Explain.

Percy: On top of being a flying device with a near infinite storage capactity, within the cannon lore of micky mouse club house-

Ryan: That is not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear.

Percy: The Mouskatool gives you four items tailored to events that have yet to happen with such specifity you can't figure it out until it happens.

Ryan: meaning it has the ability to plan ahead for catastrophic events.

Percy: Correct. And it has a 100 percent sucess rate in the show, and that doesn't even count the Mystery mouskatool, which is a wild card item that will adapt to things in real time.

Ryan: Which means?

Percy: In theory depending on what the future holds, it could give you items to kill GODS.

Ryan: Oh dear lord.

Percy: But don't worry. I'm not using it to kill Lady.

Ryan: Oh thank goodness-

Percy: I'm using it to kill Postman Pat in Man vs Train because that evil motherfucker killed Thomas and took over hell.

Ryan: Wait whut-

*Down in hell*

Demon Postman Pat: ........Why do I feel unsafe now?.....

Sir Topham Hatt: *Sneaking away* Rosie: *Gunshot.* Nope, not this time mothafucka.

Edward: Well, a rap battle and one bullet. Honestly, not how I expected to finish this straight up war. Thomas: Edward, you can't be that stupid.

Edward: What? Thomas: You gotta end it the way you started it! Edward: Care to elabora- Phillip what are you making? Phillip: Just crafting up some arts and crafts.

Edward: And do they do some sort of unspeakable horrors? Phillip: Nope! Frienship bracelets! Edward: Now that is the one thing I can get behind. And I am glad we can bring this fucking arc to a end

*And so, the heroes of the EGCUIWWC saga walk off into the shimmering sunset as the screen slowly fades to black*

*THE END*

Every Thomas fan ever: ...for the "trains"?

Their non-TTTE friend: Yes.

Every Thomas fan ever: Yes, and you call him a "steam train" despite the fact he is obviously a tram?

Their non-TTTE friend: ...you know- one thing I sh... Excuse me for one second.

Every Thomas fan ever: Of course.

Toby, in the distance: So, is that your friend who has never watched the tv show before?

Every Thomas fan ever: Yes.

What character is represented in this meme?

Fucking Thomas because I remember in a book that was about wishes, Thomas wanted to be an airplane. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He would absolutely make cardboard wings and then try jumping off of the roof of Tidmouth Sheds to see if he could fly.

Short answer: He broke all of his bones.

Sixteen from beyond the grave be like

Bro's plotting revenge against me in hell after I killed him off. 🤣🤣

Also imagine if the EGCIWWC saga had a sequel? I mean, I wouldn't really continue it since me and @inspiredwriterstory were talking about other sagas to start once this one was over in our dms. But, if you want to make a fan sequel to this, then go for it!

*Sixteen comes back to life in the body of a 12-year-old*

Sixteen: Well, things could be worse.

*Twenty minutes later*

Rosie: Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defence! You gotta believe me!

Police Officer: This situation again??? Oh my Lady ma'am, you gotta stop drop-kicking children.

Rosie: What!?? That child looked stupidly familiar to somebody that I used to know!!!!

Sixteen, lying on the ground in unbearable pain: Ugh...... I hate my life.....

NG stankyle my beloved:

Kyle: You often use humor to deflect trauma  Stanley: Thank you  Kyle: I didn't say that was a good thing  Stanley: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

this is after Stanley willingly fought against government agents to keep his boyfriend from being taken away and thrown about, Stanley may be grumpy bu he’s got a heart of gold (also someone take him to the hospital 🏥)

Duncan: I love chai tea-

Kyle: *slams teacup against the table* what did you just say?.. Chai tea?! cHai means Tea BRO- you’re-you’re saying TEA TEA- what?! Would I ask you for some coffee-coffee with room for cream-cream?!! Or coal-coal!! And water!!water!-

Duncan: shrinks back and mouths help me

This is after Kyle is freed and chilling with everyone Everyone be noping out cause they have seen Kyle’s wrath (Stanley is like letting the bf do this and Nia agrees with Kyle XD)

First: Stanley I am freaking proud that you managed to save your boyfriend, Proteus but please: GO TO THERAPY YOU AIN'T GOOD MENTALLY

Second: Duncan, you just made the worst mistake even known to man, may Lady bless your soul when you're in the afterlife.

What character is best represented by this meme?

Hmmmm, lot of options here! We have Edward (Who does this to Gordon a lot), Hannah (Also does this to Toby but she's trying to connect to him) and the clay pit twins! (Because they're little shits who likes to cause trouble)

Edward: *is trying to calm down in his office*

Thomas, Percy, Rosie, Mavis, Bill, Ben, Emily, and Hannah: *break into his office*

Edward: ...can I help you?

Thomas: wE sMeLl CaNdY!

Everybody: *Starts running towards Edward* AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH-

Edward: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Billy: Some of you constantly doubt my sport expertise, now I get it I'm not built like the typical athlete but I assure you I am a absaloute fucking unit on the battle field.

Thomas: Oh yeah? Then TAKE THIS!!!!!

*Thomas then grabs Billy by the neck and yeets him to the moon*

Billy: ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH-