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3 months ago

To cause even more confusion and delay.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 380:

Sir Topham Hatt: Edward, hurry up and find THOMAS ALREADY!!!!!

Edward: Don't care.

Edward: Didn't ask.

Edward: Plus....

Edward: Hehe.... 😈

Edward: *Points to Sir Topham Hatt* Ur WYTE.

*Sir Topham Hatt is lying on the ground screaming while Gordon, Henry and James are laughing their asses off*


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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 388:

Bill, annoying Edward as usual: Why are your boobs that big? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Edward: For the 324th time, they're not boobs!!!!!

Bill: Do you have to wear a bra-

*A pink and blue energy wave hits the entire room like when the atomic bomb landed on Japan. Dust is in the air as it slowly becomes clearer*

Alice: ......What the hell just happened?-

Alice: *Looks at her body* OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!??!

Birdie: *Looks at her own body* What are you freaking-OH NO I HAVE BOOBS AS WELL!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Tomine, running gleefully: I can finally kick a guy's nuts!!!! :D


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3 months ago

Toby: You are so dramatic, Edward.

Edward: lying naked on the ground, with the fireplace burning, surrounded by rose petals, with lit candles and opera playing on a record player Why do you think that?

*Thomas screams in aroace while in the hallway while Gordon is at the front door, palming his face in disappointment*

Gordon: For the love of Awdry Edward, I told you it was a bad idea......


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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 389:

Mallard: Duchess? Duchess? Where in the world could she be???

Mallard: *Goes into a room* Oh! There you are my dear! I thought I couldn't find you for a second. Hmmm... Seems like you're not affected by the spell, are you?

Duchess of Hamilton: Well, Mallard. I'm fine it's just.....

*Duchess of Hamilton then points to the other direction*

Georgia, Flying Scottie and Speranza: *All pointing at each other with exasperated faces* WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!??!?!?

Georgia: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Bill and Ben did this for a prank didn't they????

Flying Scottie: Eh-No??? I'm pretty I saw one of them sprinting down the line screaming his funnel off!

Speranza: Oh dear goodness, I absolutely CAN'T imagine surviving while being the other gender!

Georgia and Flying Scottie: *Stares at Speranza*

Georgia: Spencer what.

Flying Scottie: Actually, it feels that I was almost meant to be this way....

Duchess of Hamilton: Should we tell them that-

Mallard: No, let them figure it out themselves.


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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 390:

Toby: Henrietta? Henrietta? Are you there?

Henri, in the distance: Oh! Toby, is that you? I'm over here!

Toby: *Goes into a room* Is everything alright?!? Are you hurt?!? You're okay, right?!?-

*Toby is then face to face a gender bent version of his wife looking at him*

Henri: Well, looks that gender-swap spell didn't affect you, didn't it my dear?

Toby: *Lagging* Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-

Henri: Sweetie, is something wrong?

Toby: C-CAN I KISS YOU RIGHT NOW?!!?!?

Henri: Wait, what?!

Toby: I mean it just-YOU JUST LOOK SO HANDSOME!!!!!!

*Alice then barges into the room*

Alice: TOBY!!!!! DO YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING TO EVERYBODY-Right now?.....

*Toby then turns around to face Alice*

Alice: Uhhhhh, it's me..... Edward..... Your husband..... I think.....

Toby: *Ungodly bisexual screeching intensifies*


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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 391:

Paislee: PHILLIP!!!!!

Phillipa: PLUTO!!!!!!

Paislee: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!?!

Phillipa: I DON'T KNOW?!!?

Paislee: WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?

Phillipa: I DON'T KNOW!!!!! WE'RE GIRLS RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Phillipa: U-Uh, okay! Think, what are some things that we can do as girls now?

Paislee: Ummmmm, we can sit down on the toilet when we need to pee.

Phillipa: Oh wait! Nobody can kick us in the nuts anymore! It's awesome!

Paislee: Oh yeah!

Phillipa: And we can use makeup now!

Paislee: ....Wanna barge into Mavis' room to steal some of hers?

Phillipa: Yeah sure!


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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 392:

Hayden: Hey Marion. How do we pee if we have sausages now?

Mason: I don't know. Maybe ask Duck about that.

Daniel: What the fuck are you two talking about?!?! We just got turned into men!!!!!


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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 393 Sketalya Edition:

*@sketalya's Henry and MC Percy are playing Minecraft. MC Percy is on top of a really high dirt tower while @sketalya's Henry is on a beach taking care of his pet turtles*

MC Percy: Damn I'm surprised that the spell didn't reach to other universes-

@sketalya's Henry: NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!! HEH?!?! HEH?!?!?! HEH!?!?!!?!?

MC Percy: Oh.....

@sketalya's Henry: THE ZOMBIE JUST CRUSHED TWO EGGS!!!!!!!

MC Percy: Yeah, they do that apparently.

@sketalya's Henry: FOR FUN?!?!?!


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3 months ago

Thomas: Today, I'm going to be trying an entire bag of the sourest candy known to all mankind!

Thomas: *eats just one*

Thomas: *Entire face just shrivels up*

Thomas: EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-


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3 months ago

OK, but just imagine...

Charlie and Rosie interacting in your school AU.

Eh? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Wait holy shit. That just might be one of the greatest ideas ever.

Joker and Quiet Kid friendship

Or

Joker and Quiet Kid rivalry.

@inspiredwriterstory Yo dude, what do you think about that?


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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 394:

Robbie: Excuse me? Are you British?

Random Worker: *Nods*

Robbie: Oh no.

Robbie: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!

Robbie: Rosie does NOT talk to British people!

Robbie: The only pounds I need are me pounding your mom. >:)

Robbie: *Flies into the air* S E G A-


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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 395:

Timotha the Ghost Engine: Well, I got these scars on my face when I drowned trying to save people at my old railway.

Oliva: Oh really? Funny thing. I also have scars on my face as well!

Oliva: *Touches one of her scars and shows her bloody hand to Timotha* Except that mine don't heal for some reason so they're just kinda bloody whenever somebody touches my face.

Timotha the Ghost Engine: *Starts lagging* ARGḨ̵̢̘̥̯̞͔̯̙̲̫̭̝̳̞̖̙̩̫̤̖̬̊͑̏͛͛͒͒̕͜ͅͅḤ̶̢͕̫̝̺̽̅̎̉̑́H̵̢̢͚̥͉͔̹͔͍͎̫̼̤͖̠̞̜̜̮͗͜͜Ḩ̸͈̮͈̥̻͚̱̥̝̘̌̃̌̈́͛̆͌̊́̓̈̂̆́͒̋̃͆̈́̕̚͠͝H̸͚̼̩̊̀̂̌̍̔͐͗̉͐͗̂̀̽͑͐̎͘̚͝͠H̶̩͇̖̮̫͚̬͕̞͎̦̝͎̩͆̓̄̽̋͛̋͛͊ͅH̴̢̨̡̼̼̱͍͙̝̪̦̰͐̕͝ͅͅH̴̩͚͎̤̻̖̲͚͛͊̒̈́̂̉́͊̋͑̔̐̅̎̓͛̚͝-̵̨̥̫̘̞̟̠͙̦̹̹͔̜̱͈͇͔̼͍̰͓͎͗͛͂͂́̓̄̊̎͑̒̎̏͌͋̎̋̀̇̈́̚͝

Timotha the Ghost Engine: WHAT THE FƯ̶̹͇͙̓͐͛̒̀̐̔͂̀͋͒̒̚͝͝͠͠C̸̟̜̝̥̫̹̙̬͓̬̟̰̘̜̰̟͕͓͍͈̒͒̅͑͛̀̃ͅK̶̹̮̄̄̌̿̓͐̅̃͛̂͐̍̉̃̆̈́̉͝͠͝Ḱ̷̡̧̦͚͍̣̦̻̗̓̉͌̈́̂̂̀̓͛͑͌̌̈́̀̆̚͝ͅK̷̨̝͔̥̯͇̳̔̒̎Ķ̴̨̢̜̬̠̖̗̭̳̠̱̰͈̯̮̤̩̫̜̗̤͖̮͇̈́̆̈̎̌͝Ķ̸̨̢̛̲̟̤̭̪͍̰̝̥̜̤̻͎̃̾̊̊̌͋́̕͠K̴̢̢̟̟͙̳̬͚͎͚̹̺̝̪̘̱͇̙̃͌̈̈́̈̎̇͗͗́͆̕͠͝K̶͙̭͍͎̈́K̸̢͉̳̝̥͓̀̓̀̾͊͌̓̓͑̚̚-̴̡͉̜̙̻͚̫̳̟͉͍̠̭̪̉̄̅͌̌̉̈̄̈́͆̽̈́̇̓̈̌̊͝ͅ


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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 396 Captain Underpants Edition:

Edward: If I had a nickel for every time somebody that I hated in the school got hypnotized by George and Harold and turned into a superhero.

Edward: I get two of them.

*George and Harold are holding onto Captain Underpants' cape for dear life as Sergeant Boxers tries to catch up to them*

Edward: Which isn't a lot but it's weird how it happened twice.


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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 397:

Donella, on a trampoline: An this ane is callit the hospital flip!

*Donella then jumps into the air*

Douce, on the trampoline as well: Why it is callit the hospital-

*Douce get launched into space as Donella lands on the trampoline*


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3 months ago

Skeleta's Henry playing Minecraft: *Running from several nether mobs and quickly barricades himself away surviving on half a heart.*

Skeleta's Henry:

......NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY HENRY NEVER DIES!

MC Percy in the background: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

@sketalya's Henry: And that, my friends. Is how you survive in Minecraft. 😎


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3 months ago

Edward: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Henry: do you hear something?

Percy: is that a siren?

Thomas: Wait. Oh. OH NO

Henry: *Realizes* OH NO!

Percy: ????

Edward: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS——-

Edward kicks open the door it hits the floor with a loud thud

Edward: ITS HALLOWEEN Baby! Wahooooo!!!

Edward runs off

Percy grumpy: ITS OCTOBER 10th! 😡

Thomas: it’s the 8th actually

Henry: …..

Percy: sidbrhsk WHATEVER MAN!

A wild Edward can be heard laughing in the background

IT'S TIME TO GET SPOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Edward: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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3 months ago

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 398:

Harriet, running a yoga club with the rest of the gender bent engines: Release all of the sounds trapped in your mind~

Harriet: *Breathes out slowly*

Dana, in the back: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

*Brooke, Toadette, Parker, Bella, Anthony and Clarence are all staring at her*

Harriet: Duck, are you okay?.....

Dana: Somebody please hold me.....


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3 months ago

Ttte Halloween Headcanons: (1-12)

🎃How to Scare The Steam Team Without Traumatizing Them 🎃:

Thomas: Play extremely romantic or SPICY songs in his room, shed or any place where he normally hangs out in. He might joke about segg or romance and thinks it's funny but absolutely hates it when people start to become TOO comfortable with each other and start doing... Things that I can't name because I'm a minor. Baby by Justin Bieber would make him scream for Satan to take him out of his misery.

Edward: Second hardest person to scare in Halloween. One, he can surprisingly handle extremely dark topics. (I mean, he's a punk. What do you expect). Two, due to his insomnia giving him nightmares. Regular horror just seems like comedy to him. But, Edward does have one weakness: Sonrisas from Unicorn Wars. Has watched the film, loves it except for the parts where Sonrisas is in. In his words: Why the fuck does that orange bitch smiles in EVERY SCENE THAT HE'S IN??? A Sonrisas mask should do the trick.

Henry: Maybe dress up as Jason Voorhees and chase him around with an axe. Or cut some of his trees. (Although that last one would probably have you screaming your head off with an angry Henry ready to kick your ass)

Gordon: Get Bill and Ben roped in with your scheme and have them completely trash his room, shed or his express coaches! Gordon's face will be white as flour when he sees what you have done!

James: Fill his entire makeup collection with butter, nutella, egg yolk and anything else that is NOT makeup and put it back to her drawer. They will be screaming in less than 3 minutes when they're putting on their eyeshadow. Bonus points if you fuck up his clothes as well!

Percy: Number 1 hardest person to scare. Literally everybody has tried scaring him. But nothing seems to work on them! The only thing that would be closest to "scaring Percy" is Urbanspook. But even then, Percy looks more disgusted than frightened.

Toby: Literally any slasher movie, no matter how cheesy it is. Genuinely becomes horrified whenever a character dies even if they deserved it. His friends have no idea how easily spooked he can be. Not even Henry!

Duck: Just do anything that isn't the Great Western way. It's that easy.

Donald and Douglas: Throw a grim reaper costume onto a drone. Wait for the two to come and unleash the drone onto the two of them!!!! Chase them back to Scotland!!! To the moon!!!! To HEAVEN!!!!!!

Oliver: Send the mushiest Valentine's Day card to him. Go wild! Write it like you're simping for this man!!!!! (Unfortunately for Ollie, he is asexual)

Emily: Make the most disgusting Boba Tea with the most despicable ingredients that you can think of. Once you're done, just give it to her! Her reaction will be priceless.


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3 months ago

Rosie: Want some tea?

Emily: Sure. *Sips*

Also Emily: *Begins physically glitching like a video game character*

Emily: A̴̡̹̜̞̙̝͙̮̰̝̩̥̙͖͗̄̈̓̒̽̓͗̀̀̎́̿́̔͜Ù̵̢̢̢̬̖͈̠̌̔͊́͒̿̀͂͑͊̈̔U̴̧̯̜̣͇̞͂͐͑̉̊̊̆̈͝U̶̳͔̮̖͖̮͔̖̬͖̤̅̀̄ͅŪ̷̻͌̉̆̀̿̎̇͠Ū̴̡̧̯̬̲̗͖̗̟̟͙̼̭̂̂̑́̌̐Ư̶̧̪̬͖͓̭̯͈͙̳͉̝͂̏́̋̀̕Ȗ̶̪̻̞̹̯̦́U̷̝̣̥̺̪̠͗̽̚͘͜Ŭ̶̢̢̱̩̫̟̹͎̹͉̮̮̉̍̾̋̌͊̋͒̈́̀̇̃̔̚Ú̶̧̬͍͖̯͉͖͆͗̽Ủ̵̧̼̞̭͉̈́̄̅̃̂̋̏͘̚͠Ų̶̢͇̠̦̥͕̜̃G̷̢̣̹͖͎͍̙̞̣̮̗͍̗͈̍̌̃͌͑͗͒̂̐̚̚͜͠͝G̴̗̼̤̭͑̔͊̊̿͘̕Ģ̸̤̘͚̬̹͙̍̀̍͜ͅG̴̩̯̭̮̙̿͆̀G̵̞̥̤̭̪̠̟̞͍̰͚̹̪̘̏̔̐͛̕̚ͅG̵̢͔̱͚͍̓͆͒́̀ͅĢ̶̪̗̺̼͍̙̠͚̪̬̾̑̕͝G̸̨̖̗̳͕͓̫͕͓̤̈́͂̅̎̂̇͋́͐̔͊̾Ḡ̸̘̰̘̦̩̳͉̭̝̗̭̰̂̃G̴̢̫͙̲͈̫̝̦̣̓̾̊́͋̚Ģ̷̨̡̛͚͓̃̌͒̽̔̌̔͛̿̌̀͝ͅG̴̙̘͔̞͎͛̌̓̽̄̂͛̍̏̂͝G̶̝͚͒͂G̶̡̼̭̣̺͖̪̟̙̪͔̫͓̪͂͋̿͐̉G̸̢̡̥͎̟̜̰̻͇͎̏̅̔͗̑́͛̾̽̉͂ͅͅG̶̡͓̖̭͓̫̦̻͍̩͂̽̓̃̈́̋G̸̝̔̾̏̐̈́͌̈́̄̕͜͝͠H̷̢͇̫̙̫͓̤̺̊͐͘̚͜Ḩ̴͈͔̩̠̟̭̲̤͉̣͙̬̬̼̇͂̋̚H̵̢̢͙̼̫̙̟̪̖̯͕̤̯̎̇̂̌͌̈́̆́̇́̑́̾̃͝ͅͅḪ̴̲̪͓̽̓̉̐̇́͒̋̅̈̕͘H̴̩̝̖͇̘̟͗̎̈́̾͝͠H̸̨̨̡̗̰͖͓̭̬̦̩̱̊͐̓H̵̖͚͛̂̐͑̀̈́͝Ḩ̷̫͖͍͍̠̪̦̰̫̱͖͈̖͆́̾̌̒̍̊̏̒̃̊͘͜H̸̛̛̬̅̈̑̎͂̇͆̔̉̌̿͝Ḧ̶̢̡͎̮̥͚͚̰̮̩́͂̎͆͆̀Ḩ̷̜̜̥̭̥̜͙͇̬̻͍̠̜̏͊̄̔̆͌̔̓ͅH̴̳̱͕̫̹̻̱͂̍̇Ḧ̵̨͔̞̯̞̻̳̩̘̈́̌̄̾̏̈̎̕Ḣ̴̼͇̜̼͋͛̀̌̽̓͐Ḩ̴̧̢̬̜̰̜̙̒͑̈́͑̔͐̈́̉̕Ḧ̴̨̡̡̨̛̫̝̙̼̖̬̮͕͔̭̫́̆̉̑̈́̇͂̈͋̽́H̸͚̮̯̖̀̑̔́̋̄̍̋͂H̷̡̠̮̯͈̗̠͍͙̮̟̩͈̽̂̊͐̀͜Ḩ̶̗̣͕̓͝ͅḦ̴̨̧̨͚̯͙̩͎͎́̈̉̀̊͐̒̐̄̆̅͝Ḩ̵̡̢̨̛͎͕͔̲͉͌̑͗͊̀̂̄͝ͅͅĤ̷̢̢̧͈̠̠͎̝͚̪̙̬̹̓͌̄̓̂͂̃̆͐̕͘̚͝͝H̴̡̦̤̠͔̯̩̉̍̔̃̓̄̇͜H̸̹̯͇̝̟̲͍̗̱̳͇͈̻̾͐́͗̈́̓͝H̵̨̨͈͇̘͙̞͔̬̜̏̾̾̈́̾̆͒͂H̶͔̮͎̬͍̟͍̗͉͔̭͛̀̽̄H̴̨̛͐̏̒͋̀̀̄H̶̢̟̣͚̹̝̋͒͗͒̾͌̓̕͠Ḫ̸̢̡̩̳͊̒̓̎̈́͝H̷̜͔͕̟̗̏̀́̊͜͠H̵̘̦̼̹̦͙̼͔̞̗̜̮͆̾̓͒̊̕ͅH̷̲̗͖̗͎̞́͐H̴̢͚͖̝͈̝̱͉͉͇̲̩̃͌̀̽̈͌́̑͂̂̆̕͝H̵̱͙̅͒͑̔̀H̸̬̣̀͗͗͋̈͂͂͑̾̐̚͘Ḣ̶͍̱̻̔͌̅̃̎͊̈̄͝H̴̘̗̠̥͗̂̊̂̽̈́͘̚͝Ḧ̷̞̪̭̟͈́̓̀͋͌͗̓̒̕͘͠H̶̙̝̝͉͕̺̤̎̂̀̋̋H̶̨̠̭̦͎̟̯̞̖̾̀̓̌͒̉̾̍̄̉H̵̨̲͈̝̲̙̹̩̙̩̝̩̗̼͉̀̇́̍̔̐̈́͋̎̾͗͛̋͑H̴͓̫͈̅̀̒Ḩ̴̢̨̛̭͍̣̠̦̻̪͈̀͋̾͑̉͗̐̔́Ḩ̶̖͔́̈̉̃̆͊̀̐͠H̵̻͍̟̫̺̅͊͂H̷̖̭͖͎̟͚͙͇͚́̔̓̀͘H̷̢̗͕̮̰̞̝͙͉̋͛̀̏̓͜H̶̡̛͙͔̞͔̖͓̦̱̀͒̃̈́͊̄́̍́̏̃̚͜͝ͅH̷̡̡̙̩̩͓̤̲̖̤̪͔̫̙̆́H̷̲͕͕̗̙͎͖̖̦̬̳͊̓́̈́̒̅̂̅̀̉͗H̸̪͍̦̟̿̍̀̍̂̑͋̄̍̄͝͠Ḩ̵̯̻̣̬̠͂̽͒̉̚ͅḦ̷̨̨̪̩̥̳̹̞͖̬̦̪͍́̀̆̾̀̉̈́̈́͆́̿̈́H̴͖̖̭̱͈̙̝̗̰̍͒̀̔̄͆̓͌̾͒̅̐͑̐̊Ȟ̷̨̯̟̻̯̪͉̗̼͎̺̳̠͙̒͛̔̓̈́̊̅̎̆̇̚̚H̵̡̧̪̲́̑̎͛̎̀͆̽̒̈̿͆̀͘͝H̵̢̯̪̥̼̞̣̺̥̰̋̊̈́͜H̵̨̛̰̭̲̜̫̩̜̮̘̩͚͓̼͗̉͑̀͋̈̿Ḣ̶̦̳̬͒̔̾H̵̟̥̦̗͙͊̂̍̀̽̀̋̏̊͠ͅȞ̵̛̬̲̠̫̯̙̟̦̤̋̆͋̓̆̀̇̿̀̾̆͑͝H̶̨̬̼̺̥̟͎͓̣̤͍̞̦̟͊̏̏̏̚H̸̦̼̒̐̀̽̆̑͑H̵̡͇͈͈̦̻̗͉̫̜̪̪͚͊̈́̆̏͜ͅH̴̛̛̻̮̏̏̉͊͂̓͛̈́̎̚͝͠͝H̷̜̭͚̽̿̀́͌̐̐̓̂͊͐͘H̴̨̬͎͕͍̰̮̣͔̗̤͍̊̕͜H̵̢̡̡͖̼̮̠̙͔̼̺̞̠̹̩͂͗̃̄̈́͋͊͊̔̊̀̕̚͝͝Ḧ̸̢́̎H̵̨̧̢̛͈̞̼͉͉̜̱̄͐̏͐̔̍̈́͒̓̽̚̚͝͠ͅH̸̠̭̦̣̆͆̉̋̆̔͝Ḩ̸̞̗̰̺͇͈͎͖̤̪͙̈́̇̒̇̒̕̕ͅH̸̖͈͉͎̥̩͓̱̙͔̔͗̊͑͗͗͊͘͠H̴̟̠͈̙̽̍́̊̇̅̓̀̉͊̉͋̚͝Ḥ̷̝͖͋̔̏H̶̬̆̏̃̊̑͜ͅH̸̨̦̘͚̭́̆͗͗̄̑̈̅̔͒̂̽͑̈́H̸̞̥̼͍͓̓̋̉̑͐̄̏͊̂̇Ḧ̷̬͎̼̤͕͇́́̂H̴̨̢̧̨̯̗̗̪̳̜͑̂̎͂ͅḨ̷̣̭̝̪̇̍̇͒͋͑͊͂̿͑H̷͔̟̱͐͑͒Ḩ̷̬͚͚̀̽̌͒͒͒H̸̡̯͎̲̜̿̊͛̃͛̈́̅͑͝͝H̴̡̨̡̡̘̥͚̯͚͈̪̦̕H̴̢̛͇̘͈̲̝̆͛͒̾̍̐͋̏̀́͂̈́̒͊H̶̪̠̓̋̆̑͗͛̎H̷̛̬̠͚̝̞͙͉̙̳̹͙̤̫̳̆͘͝H̸̢̧̠̭̮̗̥̟̥̻̲͙̹̦̄̈̇̓̄̊Ḩ̵̡͉̭̣̠̘̱̟̙̮̦̝̙̺̈̇͐̏̒͒̑̏͋́̚͘H̸̡̨̰̞͚̞̼͉̩̬̫̪̟̯̎̅̅̊̂̏̉͌̉Ȟ̴̢̛̬̻̊̉̽͐̎̐̑H̵̢̻̝̦̯̟̜͈̟͎̻̥̃͌̈̐͆̒̏͋͛̈̔͂͠H̷̰̳̲̗̯̳̣͉̘̬̤̼̦̒͒̽̇̃͘͜H̸̨̟̩̮͎̜̩͇̼̮̦̲̬̃͑̓̊͘H̷̨̡̢̧̦̭̭͔͙̤͓̺͖͇̹͒̓̀̂́̽͘͝H̴̘̭͈͇̱̗̋H̵̘̯̗̟̒́̌̑̂́̋̀̋̊͘̕͠͝H̷̥̋̅͐̕H̴̥̺͓̺̹̹͕̱̼̫̖̰̗͖̅̋͜͠H̶̬͍̩͎̪̗̖͖́̅̔̏̍̂̃͗̽͛H̷̢͉̮̝̹̦̞̹͇͓͍͈̄́͒͘͝͠Ḫ̷̛̱͉̎͂̎̈́̏́͊̈́̈́͋͜͝͠͝H̷̡̼͙͈͎͎͔͎̾̚ͅͅH̸͚͉̜̯̖̦̲̏͒ͅḨ̵̡̨̛͓̥͓̟̥͕̲̼̯͖̞̼̀̏̄͌͑͐H̴̢̝̠̬̳̠̯͍̙̗̞̦̭̼̀̀̈́̍̿͗͆̂̓̚͘̕H̷̢̢̧̛̼͈̼̲͙͖̑̓̀̉͋̃͆̓ͅH̵̫͖̤̼̘̙̬̀͋̌̌͌̒͒̊͋̍̚͠H̵̨̬̞̯̭̩̠̘̻͖̜̙̖̣̉̒́̈͋̓ͅH̷̢̨̛͙̟͍̖͓͓͙̪͚̱̐̀͒̀̒̈́͆̚H̸̘̤̙̜͍̻̭̓̾͑̈̈͒̎̎̕H̷̡̧̛̛̻̱͈̖͑́͊͊̀̈́̓̆̒͝͝H̴̡̙͔̭͍̩̍̈́̚̚͠Ḣ̸̨̫͎̲̙̞̟̦̤͙͖̩̣̀̎̒̿̅̌̏́H̴̢̛̥̼͍͙̰͓̯̼̞̤̟̔̏͋́̋͘͠H̶̦͝ͅH̴͇̹̭̩̗͇̺͙͍̝͊͆͂͑̍̽͗̾̎̈́͊͊̾̑̐Ḫ̷̭̺͚̥͕͕̤̇̿̒̈́́͆̈̍̊̈̂̏̍͝H̸̲̘̥̲̖͎̫̬̻̖͖͓͇͓̔̉̀H̷͈̩̠̻̎̈̇̍̋͌́͘ͅḦ̶̼̩̘́͜H̶̢̛̙͖̱͍̠͓̮̼̣͈̠͎͋͋̇̒̌̃̆͐̚͘H̴̨̧̫͕̃͋͗̐̅̇̆̊͝H̶͖̪̖̺̖͋̊̈́̿H̷̬̯̟̲͈̭̓͂͗̇͝͠Ḩ̸͕̇̀͆̉̄̔̑̆̾̾͗̚͝͝Ĥ̷͍͛̀̂̐̃̂̇̈͌Ḫ̷̏̿̈́͒̈́̍̉̎̑̈͋̚̚H̸̡̢̺͓̮̻̝̯̫̃͆̈̒̊̉̄͐̃͜H̸͇̱͓̋̔͊͛̓́̃͊ͅH̷̺̙̦͗̋͑͗͗̆̌̇̅̀̕͠Ĥ̷͉͑͊̏̔̋͐̔̊̕H̸̢̘̹̙̦̣͚̄͜ͅH̷̛̛̟͓̣̣͔̜̆́͐̓̂̾̓͑͑̚̕̕͠H̴̡̡̢͓̫͈̣͇͓̻̗̖͔͗̾̔̈́͒̚͘Ḩ̷̯̟̦͇̤̎͂̓̿̈̋̀̍̐̉̄Ḧ̸̲̰̻̘̘̪̦́̒͌̓̇̐̌͂͂͊̌̀͐͘H̸͕̩͐̆̈́̊͒̑͐̾̽͆̆̕͝͠H̴̨̢̲̖̳̞̭̞̼͔̦͌͛͋̂̌̃̊̿̃͜H̷̪͎̭̙͇̾H̵͍̖̲̦͎̮̝̠̹̪͌̅̆̋͋̕̚ͅH̷̟̝͇̅̔̔̓͘H̸̨̘̖͓͎̭͙͙̻̓͛̽̒̃̋́́̄̅͑̃͝͝Ȟ̴̡̧̭̫̬̩͔̀̉̍Ḫ̴̡͎̬͚̥̲͓͈̭͙̤̘̑͂̐̋̌́͘H̶͔̘̭̲̺̮͉̀́̄͋̚͜͠H̴̢͖̳͇̩̯͓̝͛̈́̇ͅH̴̢̝̒̽͑͑̀̉͒̋͌͜͝Ḥ̵̱͔̝́͒̃̌̀̔͝Ḩ̵̧̢̻̩͚̺̪̭̱̃̒́̈́̏͐̀̄̚H̷̢̯̭̲͕̃̀͌͛̅̃͐ͅH̵̡̳̝̖̤͚̹͈͈̪̱͇͙͇̏̂̊̓͋̈̏̀̑͌͘͝͠Ḣ̴̨̛̤̺̲̍̓̒̾̑̽̊͆͐̾͗H̸̬̮̝̤̭͚͒͒̈̌̈́̽͛͆̃̏̚͝͝͝͠H̶͓͈͈̞̓̈̈́̐Ĥ̷̻̜H̸̛̫̦͓͚͕̠̃̅̃́̈́͂̅̎̄͆͆̌̚͝ͅH̷̢͚̤̠͉̱̤̞̫͓͓̜̔͋̇̅͊͒̈́̈́H̵̠͔̖̞̤̃́͗̿͒ͅH̶͈̪̠͎̞̺͔̀̊̌͆̈́͐͑̔̎̇͌̈̿͘Ḧ̸̡̥̼̘̥̜̜̫̟̹̼̗̇̇̑̈́̔͌́̉̑Ḩ̵̧͇̯̫̖̳̞̗̦̐͜H̷̳̺͔̱̻͙͌H̸̛̛̻̓́̐̌͑̿̈͑͋̚͝͝H̶̖̬̰̫̱̞̝̦͖͉̣̿̏͆͆̈́̈́H̵̡̧̰̖̰̪̥͖͎̩̠̣͇͂̈̓̀͒̿͘͜͠H̶̢͕͎̲͍̟̝͈̜͍͌̆͜Ḣ̷̨͖͓͊̚H̶̱̮̺̥̠̩̹̳͈̋͗̀̄̃͋́̚͜͝͝H̴̜̘̮̰̜̲̖͈̃͐̏Ḧ̶͕̮̬͇͎̬̮͚̺̜͔͔̱̃̎͆̂͝Ĥ̵̤̣̥̣̖̺̿̓̒̌̑̏͝ͅH̶̨̺̻̱͍̣̲͉̬̬͎͓̙̝̠̏̅̇͊͆̂̑̃́̍̓̚͝͝͝H̷̛̛̪̬̤͉̎̾̓̏̿͐́̚̕͠ͅH̶̬̺͓̣͉̣̰̦͙̬̽̏H̶̨̆́̕͜H̵̛̝͉̭̰̫̟͔͒̐̓̐̅̐̄̿̓̅̑Ĥ̴̥͔̹͕̭̼́̑͌̇̌̑̏́͂͆H̸̹̦́͊̈́͜H̵̛͇̤̟̳͍͉͉̭̙͖̾̑̍̇̌̈͆͂͜H̴̨͕͙͕̿̋H̴̢̖̮̙̪̪͍̘̱͙̪̘̩̞͒̔̊̂͗͌H̸̺̖͆̀̽̆̈́̚͝͝H̶̗̮̟͓̿̚͝Ḧ̷̨̜̩͔̺̣͉͈̦́̌̂̌̅̏́͘͜ͅḤ̵̨͖͖͙̳̥̼͉̪̪̱̍̉̇̆͊̀͌͊̍̈͝͝-̵̻̪̮͓̹̏̆́̇̈́̍͆̇̎͠


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3 months ago

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Alice: So, do you think I should be called "Al" as a nickname? Like how "Ed" is a nickname of Edward?

Toby: Oh! I think it's a great idea sweetie! Sure!

*Percy is in the distance wearing the cursed Sonrisas that he got on Ebay*

Percy: Hehe, this is going to be fun. >:)

*Percy then walks up to Alice and taps her shoulder. As soon as she turns around, she gets welcomed by the damned Sonrisas mask that Percy is wearing*

Alice: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!? WHERE DID YOU GET THIS!?!?!?!?

Toby: Percy!!!! Don't do that!!!!!

Alice: Fuck this, I had enough. I had fucking enough. *Grabs a knife*

Percy: Wait hold up Edward, I can explain-

*Percy screams like a child while Alice is chasing them, trying to stab them. All the while Toby is trying catch up to the two*

Percy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!! I'M GONNAA DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Alice: HOW DO I STAB YOU?!?! YOU'RE SO QUICK FOR NO REASON!!!!!! LET ME STAB YOU-

Toby: NO EDDIE!!!!!! YOU DON'T STAB MY SON AT ALL!!!!!!!!


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