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*Casually Materialises*
Ok so. Someone did ask for this this time.
Random Fazbear Frights characters I hate for really oddly specific reasons that I cannot explain without going on a side rant.
So. Spoilers for Fazbear Frights if you haven't read the books lol.
Enjoy my brain going brrr
1. Matt - In the Flesh
Not only do I hate this book
I hate this man
Why the fuck was he such a little prick
Like
Mmmmmmm i hate him
He has so many issues I don't want to begin
Matt literally gave me anger management issues
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2. Joel - Kid's at Play
This mf
HE HIT A KID WITH HIS CAR
And then DIDNT CALL THE POLICE
Wtf
Dumbass
I hate him
I hope he knows the Kids At Play signs were in the right
And I know the rebellious phase is normal, but your parents were being more than generous
Fucking bitch
3. Angel - Gumdrop Angel
Ok.
Before I get the whole
bUt YoU lIkE tObY aNd ThEy WeRe BoTh TrEaTeD bAdLy
Stfu
This is my opinion.
And she was basically just the hated child trope
And I despise that trope
2018 gacha nostalgia I guess
Except she became candy
4. Oswald, Sarah, Millie - Into the Pit (Book)
I don't hate them.
I just hate how overused their stories are
Because everyone reads it
And then are like "omg they are so cool"
When they are actually pretty basic compared to some of the other characters
5. Dirk - Felix the Shark
What the fuck was he on
Some drugs
Bro really was breaking and entering
And he was so cocky abt it too
And then he died
In the dumbest way possible
Like bro???
How did you not know???
Also that water was NASTY
sO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GET IN IT???
6. Andrew - The New Kid, The Man in Room 1280, and Epilogues
Dumbass
He was basically just Cassidy
Which is fine ig
But like
He just seemed a bit too much
Also I'm like 90% sure he killed Kelsey
So that's kinda rude
And then used his soul as a fucking lure???
Like bro
Also those poor doctors and nurses.
They were legit trying to kill william
Like
Let them
Bruh
Idk
I just didn't like him
Also apparently he possessed Fetch but I didn't put Fetch as the book BC idk if he was in Fetch when it attacked Greg.
But yeah.
I don't like him.
7. Eleanor
This fucking bitch
8. Parker
He has no right to be that fucking mean
And he was just
Going too far
Like
Mmmmmmm
He seems like the type of person to think he's above the law
Like stfu
Ur a bitch
So yeah.
I'll probably think of more later.
Woo
2 renders! Plus Eleanor jump scare with proper lighting :3 My teacher says she might give me a 100% LOL-
My game theory for the VIP book is Eleanor is going to show up and kill everyone, Then do a victory dance
