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how about euron failed bloodraven student
in terms of single-sentence impact “when i was a boy I dreamt that I could fly” knocked me clear into next week i was FLOORED. Anyways i 100% believe this one. i don’t necessarily think it HAS to be true for me to find euron’s arc compelling but i LOVE the theory.
The sound of a door opening, the scream of a rusted iron hinge. Euron has come again..
when you burned all you’re bridges with wildfire and wine and chased away your brotherlover and the only ally you have left is a Party City Pirate who only accepts payment in literal booty
when you burned all you’re bridges with wildfire and wine and chased away your brotherlover and the only ally you have left is a Party City Pirate who only accepts payment in literal booty
How did grrm write the Greyjoys and not expect me to love them with all my heart and soul they are fucked up mentally deranged viking-pirates that have fewer combined brain cells then they have holdings in the North what’s not to love
I spend an hour learning Eurons Kingsmoot speech by heart and now I have no one to proclaim to so,,,,, so local ducks, get ready to hear about WHO KNOWS MORE OF GODS THEN I-
People talk about a lot about the tragedy of the Stark family -- which mind you is absolutely fair what happens to them is horrible -- but in my eyes the most tragic family we see in asoiaf has to be the Greyjoys, just because of how inherent their tragedy is. Unlike the Starks, they did not start off happy in a secure home, well respected by the rest of Westeros. From the first moment we see them in the story they’re all struggling in one way or another due to all the trauma they’ve experienced thats either intergenerational, due to the Greyjoy Rebellion, due to the actions of other family members or due to how in general they are treated by the rest of Westeros.
All the Greyjoys we encounter seem to feel this need to prove themselves, or excel or gain power in some shape or form, like they’re all scraping at the walls of this hole they find themselves at the bottom of -- a hole that only seems to get deeper as the books go on. Their wish to prove themselves usually comes from two places; to prove themselves to other family members or to prove themselves to Westeros.
The Starks show us the horrible fate this family suffered from when they left their homes and were separated from each other. And whilst things were never perfect for them, they all yearn to return to Winterfell and their family.
House Greyjoy (it would feel weird to call them a family) are splintered apart from day one. The horrible things that happen to them don’t happen because they f.e. left home or are apart, they come from the inherent tragedy of being a Greyjoy, and how that affects and defines their actions across the series that lead them to their predicaments.
Which is why, other than the Starks, where we have the feeling that this all was avoidable and are biting our nails at every corner hoping they will make the right choice, the fall of the Greyjoys seems almost inevitable at times -- and therein lies, imo, the tragedy.
The choice is yours, brother. Live a thrall or die a king.
A Feast for Crows - The Reaver
where else to find me
The Mean Girls of Westeros…
Everybody Run!!!
Vic, euron and Aeron but they are the sharks from finding Nemo
POV: you're a lannister soldier on one of the warships at Lannisport, 289 AC
three people said they wanted a greyjoy meme compilation and i can’t say no to that
euron greyjoy after finding out random 13 year old girls are being crowned biggest asoiaf villain instead of him
The real Greyjoy bowl was…
Yara: Daenerys!
Theon: NO, SANSA!
Euron: you little shits, only CERSEI
what do you think of the theory that Daario and Euron are the same person?
This is the first time I'm hearing this theory, and.... wow!
I am just imagining how Daario/Euron would switch between the personas! Like he would really have to go through magical girl transformation each time.
For Euron -> Daario, he would have to first grow his hair out to his shoulders and then bleach his hair (as it is black), then dye it blue/purple. Also then curl it. Then he'd have to grow out his neat beard into three-prongs and dye them too. He'd also have to grow out his moustache and bleach it really well and then colour it golden! Then he'd have to take the time out to paint his nails. Then he'd need to pluck his tooth out and replace it with a golden tooth. He'd need to apply foundation and then lipstick to change his lip colour from blue to normal. Also, he needs to fake Tyroshi accent convincly enough to fool Dany who grew up in Tyrosh! Also, Euron would need contact lenses to change the colour of his eyes!
And when he needs to transform back from Daario -> Euron, he'd need to do all this in reverse!!! Like I'm just imagining Euron frustratedly crying as he goes through his 12-step makeover starting with straightening his hair:
He'd also need one of those nifty Instant Teleportation Devices that he had in the show-verse, to instantly transport him from Essos to Iron Islands.
And even if we accept the premise, why would Euron need all this subterfuge? The main reasons why Dany doesn't marry Daario, despite being in love with him, are because (1) a marriage provides no political or strategic advantage to her; (2) he is too violent and doesn't seem to understand how to deal with the court and (3) because he is not of noble blood.
"Marry me, and we can have all the nights forever." If I could, I would. [...] "We cannot wed, my love. You know why."
Sending him to the Lamb Men had been wise. She was a queen, and Daario Naharis was not the stuff of kings.
So, the easiest thing for Euron to do, if he had been Daario, would be to reveal his identity as it would instantly remove at least 2 of the obstacles. He can provide an army/navy, and a fleet of ships for Dany's future conquest of westeros. He is also a lord of Westeros and a "good suitor" for Dany. Instead of just "revealing his identity", why would he use his Teleportation Device to go to Iron Islands and then send his brother Victarion to cross the sea and go to Dany with a proposal? Why would he do something so convoluted, taking so much effort, for no real benefit?!
While I had a good laugh at the mental image of Euron painstakingly curling his hair, painting his nails and applying lipstick, I don't think this is any worthwhile theory, anon.
What if Euron Greyjoy had a pact with an unknowable, incomprehensible evil?
One that's a little bit... queer
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