Everyday Things - Tumblr Posts

Mum: We have to go and people tomorrow.

Me *walking towards my room*: don't remind me. That's something for tomorrow's me to deal with!

i have a bucket list that I created purely and solely because I decided I needed one (so normal and neurotypical of me I know /j) and it's something I think everyone should do because

It's not even super crazy stuff!!!

Literally the first few entries are

consider getting a ferret

make a negative space stamp using an eraser

get a baseball bat (I do not play sports)

I plan on working through it as life happens but yeah!!! I think everyone should make one

being bilingual/spanish speaking english.

and say, in all normality: so last summer I was raped-

everybody: ... *stares in horror*

I meant shaved. but in spanish it's rapado, so…