Evil Cat - Tumblr Posts
I think my housemate's cat has BPD
Big piss disorder
Look at that cat's glare. Look at them plotting a cruel, evil murder! How adorable!
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
Love having a demon cat
Hey, Does Anyone Remember This Evil Son Of A Bitch ?
he lurks in the shadows
Oh my goodness,
the evil three legged cat that’s been living with me for months just came up to me
But she didn’t attack!!
She just flopped down and started purring
My cat is secretly plotting my demise and I know it- 💀
Why he looking at me like that tho tf
Adding another installment to the "shes watching" series I've apparently made
Conversation I just had with my cat:
"Rosie! I don't care if people on Tumblr like you, stop scratching up my furniture!"
"mrrph"
"Fame is corrupting you"
I am so tired.
She's watching series pt. 5
Today I show insider photos of an anonymous worker at the biscuit factory
who was fired for treason against the nation and illegal operation of heavy machinery under the influence of hard drug nepeta cataria, commonly known by many as "catnip" in slang. They were incarcerated on March of this year after an intense fight broke out in the workplace over their "dingy-fish-stick", which enforcements have defined as a recreational toy, when the manager, AJ, attempted to take this toy from them. AJ and another employee were unfortunately caught in the crossfire, but are in stable condition and expected to make swift recovery. Date for trial has yet to be set, and a bond has not been given.
We understand that this is a deeply disturbing event that has shaken the infrastructure of biscuit businesses everywhere, small and mainstream alike, with rising numbers of such attacks as catnip makes its way through the nation.
The biscuit factory has already released a statement, saying;
"We are taking executive action immediately to ensure our employees feel safe and secure, and are working to encourage healthy conflict resolution. We send our sympathies to those who have been shaken by such violence, and hope to collaborate in an effort to build a safer environment."
More information will be released as things develop, thank you.
