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"Love is like death, it must come to us all, but to each his own unique way and time, sometimes it will be avoided, but never can it be cheated, and never will it be forgotten."- Jacob Grimm
For Here Do Evil Things Betide is a collection of fairytale retellings starring our favorite boys from the Resident Evil and Call of Duty franchises.
From October 14th - October 31st, I will be posting two fics per week to this blog, and to my Ao3 account.
Each fic will vary in length. Each fic will be inspired by a new folktale. Each fic will spin a web charming enough to help you fall asleep, or, in some cases, keep you awake until the early morning light casts taut shadows across your bedroom walls.
Table of Contents
who's afraid? -- october 14th, 2024
werewolf!soap x f!reader // little red riding hood a strange man escorts you back to your grandmother's house in the midst of an autumnal storm. he smiles too widely, stands too closely, and in the faint amber glow of the streetlights, it appears as though his eyes sparkle a little too brightly. are those claws protruding from his rugged hands, or is that, too, a trick of the light? no matter. he'll get you home safely. or so he says.
steadfast -- october 17th, 2024
leon kennedy x f!reader // steadfast tin soldier leon kennedy is committed to confessing his feelings for you. he just has to survive the zombie apocalypse first and a viral infection first.
song as old as rhyme -- october 21st, 2024
beast!ghost x f!reader // beauty and the beast men, as far as you're concerned, love to fancy themselves tortured. it's alluring, they think, adds to the superficial narrative they've concocted to compensate for a total lack of personality, --amongst other things. so when your illusive, tempermental employer finally rears his ugly head, you aren't totally afraid to put him in his place, and he isn't afraid to put you in yours. turns out, it's just what you both needed.
once upon a dream -- october 24th, 2024
prince!carlos oliveira x f!reader // sleeping beauty prince carlos has grown tired of proving his gallantry. he's grown tired of the search for a wife. the entire process, which has grown so predictable and cyclical, is remarkably tedious and, commonly, more trouble than it's worth. this is his last quest, he resolves, his last chance at love. after this, he's done.
mantle -- october 28th , 2024
bear!price x f!reader // bearskin john can't stand to look at himself in the mirror most mornings. he's grown old, tired, grizzled and irritable. he longs for solitude, he longs to settle down. though when he meets a man in the woods, it turns out these wishes come with a steep price.
what once was mine -- october 28th, 2024
rogue!gaz x f!reader // rapunzel kyle garrick is bored beyond belief. he's exhausted every quest board in town, proven himself a nuisance to the castle, and is finally, much to the court's relief, looking to ameliorate his reputation. his first mission is to rescue the lost princess from her tower. the only stipulation: do not fall in love with her. easier said than done.
sujet, andante -- october 31st, 2024
prince!leon x swan!reader // swan lake a listless prince leon encounters a beautiful maiden while on a hunting trip. he learns of her curse, and is so beguiled to help her break free. but it never truly is as simple as love's first kiss, is it?
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