Extraterrestrial - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
'Hators' ft. @mkanisko close-up 🔴 SOLD to #artcollector from #Germany thank you 🙏 // Size: 50 H x 60 W x 2 cm , 20'' x 24'' x 0.8'' // More artworks at store - link in bio . . . #abstractexpressionism #love #prana #figurativeart #figurative #hators #consciousness #fineart #energy #contemporaryart #extraterrestrial #artcollector #ufo #supportartist #hathors #picoftheday #pamelarys #painting #interior #pranichealing #healer #magic #creativeconstellation #sprituality #blue #artforeveryone #healingcrystals #Hathor (at Hamburg, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAYOy5nHSLC/?igshid=zyjwtkfaroq0
'Hators' ft. @mkanisko close-up 🔴 SOLD to #artcollector from #Germany thank you 🙏 // Size: 50 H x 60 W x 2 cm , 20'' x 24'' x 0.8'' // More artworks at store - link in bio . . . #abstractexpressionism #love #prana #figurativeart #figurative #hators #consciousness #fineart #energy #contemporaryart #extraterrestrial #artcollector #ufo #supportartist #hathors #picoftheday #pamelarys #painting #interior #pranichealing #healer #magic #creativeconstellation #sprituality #blue #artforeveryone #healingcrystals #Hathor (at Munich, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAapmOTHvEJ/?igshid=1uhgfppfbx3gq
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Humans Are Crazy
Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.
Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?
Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.
Alien: What??
Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.
Alien: wHAT?!
Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.
Alien: WHaT ?!?!
Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.
Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.
Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.
EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…
Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*
Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf
