Fact That He Eats A LOT + Then Just Seeing Him Order Like. Three Things Off Of The Menu All In One Stretch Because That Is What It Takes- - Tumblr Posts
9 months ago
i feel like it's fellow rogues would just come to accept at some point that blamore is going to be eating around them at least 40-45% of the time around them, because his metabolism is literally just THAT hyperactive that it pretty much is always carrying snacks on his person. which is,, well, really not so good on one hand. but on the other hand, if blamore likes you, then you may just get free snacks from him... so yay for that??? idk LOL
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IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING BUT IT FELT LIKE THE WORLD: musings.
MAN IS BOUND TO LIE ABOUT HIMSELF: headcanons.
alright but just imagining it explicitly telling one of the other rogues to meet them at a restaurant and them not being familiar with the-
fact that he eats a LOT + then just seeing him order like. Three things off of the menu all in one stretch because that is what it takes-
to get him through like half the day maybe and being shocked to see blamore literally just devour it all within a few minutes is sooo funny
to me ☠️ LMAO because all i can think about is them being so confused because... what the hell just happened JSJSJ like-
they could perhaps be trying to rationalize it by thinking that maybe blamore hasn't eaten in days or something but NOPE.
whenever they ask it about the last time he ate blamore just goes: 'this morning. why?' and gives them the blankest look like it has NO ide
why they're asking him this even though in reality he's just messing with them is... AHH it's funny bc blamore really is so bizarre-
sometimes