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Story Starter #1
Apparently, Amazon thinks I’m a witch. So does my mother-in-law, but that’s beside the point.
Story Starter #2
“What the heck is that thing?”
“I don’t know, but it looks hangry.”
Story Starter #3
We all know that beauty can be a curse. What most people don’t realize is that ugliness can be a blessing.
Story Starter # 5
“You named your secret weapon Kyle?”
Story Starter # 6
I always thought the robot takeover would be more violent.
Story Starter #7
With that one word, my anxiety levels shoot from 2 to 10.
Story Starter #8
There is one major difference between dinosaurs and dragons; one isn’t real, while the other isn’t supposed to be real, but is.
Story Starter #9
The first sign that everything is not going to be okay is when everyone tells you that it will be.
Story Starter #10
“There’s no I in team.”
“There’s no you, either, yet here we are.”
Story Starter #11
“You have terrible taste.”
Says the man I married.
Story Starter #12
Most people’s idea of a good time doesn’t involve a cross country roadtrip with a suspected serial killer.
Story Starter #14
Of all the ways to wind up on a wanted poster, this isn’t quite what I had in mind.
Story Starter #15
Rule #1: Never buy a discount unicorn.
Story Starter #17
“What happened in Vegas didn’t stay in Vegas.”
“It never does.”
Story Starter #18
“To be enlightened,” he said, “simply means trading out your old prejudices for new ones.”
Story Starter #19
I always get a rush of nostalgia driving through my old town.
Story Starter #20
“Just think. This is some poor schmuck’s afterlife.”
Story Starter #21
“Why does everything always have to be about you?”
He slowly blinks. “Why shouldn’t it be?”
Story Starter #25
There’s a fine line between a hobby and a neurosis.
Story Starter #27
Church ladies aren’t necessarily immune to homicidal tendencies.