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I swear I’m gonna control, alt, deyeet myself off a goddamn cliff if someone doesn’t step the fuck up explain how to adulthood
"Did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?"
......"You trying to insinuate I look like a fuckin demon, Todd??"
fuck I forgot I'm neurodivergent and according to Some people, my thank you cards are "too intense"
bruh, ya boi still a Child and the jury already found my ass
(fr, gonna be 18 four days before I'm scheduled to serve)
🎵two asexuals sittin on a couch🎵
🎶e i e i- wait that's the wrong song
Day tenty of college:
I am running out of clothes.
It's a real damper on my hamper.
I've sinned once (1) now.
My only crime was rhyme.
I've sinned twice (2) now.
I AM ACE! I AM MAD!! UNRELATED?
mildly
HOWEVER!! I am also a massive slut.
Amen.
I shouldn't have to be my own apologist. YOU shouldn't have to be your own apologist. Therefore, you either don't need to be sorry or it's time for some introspection. Pretty sure it's the former if I'm on your dash
Bo Burnham is awfully reminiscent of Vincent Van Gohg, if you know, you know
My friend deadass, in the middle of a joke about our fuckin old English teacher (we had him years ago, not that he's a crusty geezer, but we also have no proof that he's not immortal so i digress), they said, "We're getting through the door as fast as we can but our fate is gaining."
lmao wait okay, on a scale from the Chasitys (Starkid, Hatchetfield) to the Thistlesprings (Dimension 20, Fantasy High), how sex positive were YOUR parents??
forgot the like, allistic word, but for asexuality instead of autism, partner reminded me that it's "allosexual," then proceeded to get THE MOST HYPED IVE EVER HEARD when I went "oh so you're an alloy" and now we gotta keep the word alloy around as a companion to ace simply because of how happy it makes them
I'm off to go shove all my friends and family members into a hunger games simulator and I WILL be forcing them to make a live action parody of the results :)
I made a graph for TCB again, it was actually truly pointless, I can't think of a single way it would ever be useful, but then made this video which is also just as pointless. And that, that there, is where the joke lies.
I keep making my mutuals dream about me and it gets funnier every time.
My partner and I are talking and we ended up with the idea of the monkey on the typewriter eventually writing every book in the world, and how we never talk about the originally brilliant, equally accidental works the monkey writes in the margins of Shakespeare.
Let me talk about the best fantasy novel that never existed before the monkey hopped on the typewriter. That's more brilliant to me than the replication of the greats through chance, just the idea of greatER works being created through that same chance.
when I was younger I used to think that the fiber you're meant to have in your diet was synonymous with like cotton fibers, the lil threads, and that the way it "helped your poop" was like making Mayan adobe bricks with mud and grass
now that I'm older I think that's a way better idea than whatever the hell is in this capsule
BLAZERS ARE TOO SPENDY TARGET, STAHPIT!!!!
>:(
how am I meant to dress for the world peace gala in these conditions
I think I'm the only one using this journaling app correctly.