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Don’t bring your younger siblings on a murder spree
The internet is just Toby
Everyone who talks about my immortal is Toby
We are ALL TOBY
Ma’am that’s not how tits work, please go see a doctor
Bucket list:
1. swim in a radioactive pool
2. BECOME GOD
Stop trying to kill each other and kiss already
You don’t want to be the main character, you want to be the funny side character that everyone loves!!
The founding fathers writing the Declaration of Independence: this is gonna make such a good Minecraft roleplay
Just found out have abandonment issues, YAYN’T!!
Choke me and call me princess,
PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT!!
Sometimes I’m reading and think to myself, Can you please get a GOD DAMM personality
You will not be seeing the gates of heaven and neither will I
Your vibes don’t give off murderer.
You! Are a fucking froot loop and just needs to accept that.
It’s okay
Put on your fucking tiara and be happy about it
Sometimes I’m so thirsty I just want to deep throat the faucet.
I have no mouth and I must scream 10/10