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oozegodling

4 years ago

Fuck corned beef and cabbage all my homies hate corned beef and cabbage.

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Context: I work as a cook at a bar. fucken why does everyone wait til last fucken call to order their fucken 80 wings poutine and a Philly cheesesteak I’ll shove your Philly so far up your ass you’ll write Punk Rock Girl

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desolate-rose

2 years ago

IS THAT WHAT THAT FUCKING IS!!!!!!

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adhd mind blown THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH fucken this WHOLE TIME!!!!

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toxick-e

11 months ago

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

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fucken this is just the Admiralty/New Sequence vur for space!! fallen london The Admiralty: we're going to drop these piles of volatile cargo in Stormbones for disposal purposes The Masters: oh cool The Admiralty: we have named this process the New Sequence after how this is a New branch of methods and events (a Sequence) we will use to dispose of bombs from now on The Londoners: oh cool The Admiralty: The New Sequence is also the name of the followers of the Dawn Machine who under its radiant lead plan on ridding the world of the sun and replacing it under the new heavenly rulership of the Dawn Machine. We shoot these rockets in the name of the Dawn Machine The Player: oh.... cool?

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