Funny Situations - Tumblr Posts
nothing like accidentally finding myself matching with that one pair!!!
basically i was just bringing my new badge out and my vv good friend just pulls out the exact same one. they say that they got it to match with someone else on a date, and to that i said “hell yea im you two’s gf now (/j) but it turned serious so yea expect to see me with my two gfs!!! power throuple with furina pins or smth!!!
(ps: they are my platonic friends so don’t get it wrong!!)
(pps: or are they?~)
throwback to when i was drawing the male reproductive organ (a p3n15) for biology while i was listening to "its raining men" by annapantsu.... it was an interesting scene (a funny situation idk lol)
Random person.
Dizzy from (for example) teleportation.
They take a step forward and trip.
They faceplant the snowy surface and then they slowly lifts their head.
Only sentence they say is:
,,I f*cking hate my life."
Tetsuo: I fucking hate this vending machine😡
Kaneda: Stole your money again Tets?
Tetsuo: What do you think Kani?
Nimura: *Sighs* Step aside you two
Kaneda and Tetsuo: *watches in confusion*
Nimura: *Gives a sharp kick to the vending machine, breaking the glass* Now you can get your stuff Tetsu
Kaneda and Tetsuo: *Utterly Shocked*
Tetsuo: Mura you broke the fucking machine😨
Kaneda: Who cares!? Free snacks😎
Nimura: So much for Japan's democracy if the Executive Council are authoritarian idiots.
Yamagata: Author-what? You're saying there are authors in the government?
Kai: *Facepalm* No Yama he means the politicians are strict and abuse their powers.
Yamagata: So...the president or whatever?
Nimura: We have a prime minister😑
Yamagata: Same shit😤 but it's not like the Executive Counters or whatever can do shit
Nimura and Kai: *Facepalm*😑😑😑
Nimura: Name one thing that's unique about me
Kai: Your fashion sense
Yamagata: You have undercut burgundy hair
Ranze: You're smarter than any normal person
Tetsuo: A mysterious and alluring persona
Kaneda: You know 4 languages
Jin: Your scars...
Michiru: Your intense martial arts
Nimura: Guess there is alot of unique things about me huh😐
Kuro: And you ruined the moment...
Nimura: *Sips water* Wow😑
Michiru and Ranze belong to @strawberrycloudspace while Nimura, Kuro, and Jin belong to me
Todo: Why are you so salty?
Chisaka: Why are you so nosy scarface?
Itadori: Um guys let's not argue-
Nobara: BEAT HIS ASS!!!
Fushiguro: *Simply done with life*
Utahime: Do you not see our students arguing idiot!?
Gojo: *Recording the scene* I'm sorry what were you saying?
Demetri: Do you ever stop wearing Giorgio Armani suits and Brook Brothers?
Cameron: Those aren't the only brands I wear. I can dress casual too
Demetri: You dress like a preppy, business casual student everyday in school
Cameron: Then I'll come in my Under Armour tracksuit tomorrow to make it not preppy
Demetri: Still wearing a BRAND
*Cameron going through the 6 suits in the back of his Porsche Panamera*
*Dolce & Gabbana, Brook Brothers, Versace, Giorgio Armani, Burberry, "Suit of Shame"*
Cameron: Dolce & Gabanna suit it is
Robby: You have a Dolce suit in the backseat of your Porsche?
Cameron: I'm not an animal Robby
Johnny: So you're that medicine kid I be seeing on those stupid commercials?
Cameron: It's called ads and I sell medical courses as affiliate marketing
Johnny: Marketing? So you think you can market my dojo on your ads too?
Cameron: I only do the health industry, not karate or that self defense tomfoolery
Johnny: Alright smart ass, if you hate karate why not take your friends out who enjoy karate?
Cameron: *In his mind* Now I see why Robby can't tolerate you
Johnny: Why do you always wear blazers?
Cameron: Why do you forget Robby's existence?
Johnny:...
Miguel: You have so many blazers😳
Cameron: I own a few😅
Miguel: *Sees 30 different blazers in his closet of different designer names* Yeah right there's- wait, you have a "Suit of Shame" blazer
Cameron: DON'T TOUCH THAT ONE
Miguel: OKAY sorry...
*Miguel decides to secretly take a picture of the "Suit of Shame" blazer when Cameron is not looking💀💀)
Miguel: Yeah this will be good for blackmail material in the future😏
(mentioned reference to Chapter 2 of Vulnerable and a crazy rich asians reference lol-)
Cameron: Alright guys I'm ordering on uber-
Demetri: McDonald's
Sam: In and Out Burger
Hawk: Apple Bees😈
Miguel: I actually want Ecuadorian cuisine, or get Apple Bees-
Cameron: I'M THE ONE WITH THE PHONE💢💢
Everyone:😳😳😳
So, soon, the second palette will come. Today, I'll start drawing.
Why am I saying that?
Well, I don't want someone thinking that I'm dead or that I lost my account or that I just gave up drawing. The truth is that my motivation has been really weak lately, and I had to finish a drawing for my teacher (if we convert, it would be about 3 dollars).
For bonus, a "spoiler"
I think John would look amazing in overalls. Like, there is a specific one I saw that "just got a new idea for the next outfit"
But just for curiosity:
Some weeks ago, I showed that image of Joker (from The Dark Prince Charming) to some school friends. Then, a girl (aldery known) starts chatting with me about how "there's people who ship Batman and Joker," how "people who read fanfics of them" and in certain moment I say "like me?" And her say "uh?" And I answer "I like Batjokes," and she is "ME TOO"
Then we start laughing (and I have a scandalous laugh), and she says, "I thought you were going to judge me!"
It was an experience. Now, have you met someone, and one day, you discover that them like the same ship as you?