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Nimura: *Focusing on financial documents*
Kaneda: I wonder if doing those papers are ever boring to you? It sure as hell looks boring to me!
Nimura: Never boring. Very knowledgeable if you ask me.
Kaneda: Stop being a nerd...
Nimura: Stop failing your classes Neda
Kaneda:...
Nimura:...
Kaneda: Nah...
Tetsuo: Mura when was the last time you ever let your hair revert back to black?
Nimura:...Tetsu it's only been 2 years since my hair has been black.
Kai: So why you don't let it go back?
Nimura: Because I want it like that...? Takeyama has dyed hair too.
Takeyama: *Looks nervous*...Ah shit
Nimura: What's one thing you regret?
Kaneda: Getting it with that nurse
Kai: *Grossed out* Ugh...anyways being short
Yamagata: Never being able to beat that clown up for vandarising my bike.
Kai: You mean Vandalizing Yama
Tetsuo: Getting bullied by Kaneda
The gang:...
Kaneda: Ouch Tets...that kinda hurts you know
Tetsuo: You'll live-
Nimura: NEXT
Nimura: I cannot understand this
Tetsuo: What?
Nimura: When you're pissed off, or under stressful influence, your hair becomes disheveled and spiked up, something I can't calculate.
Tetsuo: It's called emotions Mura. Plus that happens when you're upset or angry.
Kaneda: That also happens from other things too. Just 10 minutes ago he was recovering-
Tetsuo: *In horror* SHUT THE FUCK UP KANI!!!
Nimura: *Confused* His hair got more disheveled...
Tetsuo: I fucking hate this vending machine😡
Kaneda: Stole your money again Tets?
Tetsuo: What do you think Kani?
Nimura: *Sighs* Step aside you two
Kaneda and Tetsuo: *watches in confusion*
Nimura: *Gives a sharp kick to the vending machine, breaking the glass* Now you can get your stuff Tetsu
Kaneda and Tetsuo: *Utterly Shocked*
Tetsuo: Mura you broke the fucking machine😨
Kaneda: Who cares!? Free snacks😎
Kaneda: FUCK!
Ranze: *Covers Nimura's ears* Watch your damn language
Nimura: What...
Weeks later...
Nimura: FUCK!
Ranze: *Sends a death glare at Kaneda* Someone is dying tonight💢💢
Kaneda: *Nervously chuckles* Heh...I'm in danger😰
Tetsuo: *Smirking* Oh ho I'll enjoy this😎
Ranze belongs to @justlikecxndy while Nimura is my own OC🔥
theyre so annoying
Next ->
how it really goes
dentist: *stabs my gums*
dentist: oh would you look at that you're not flossing enough
new study shows the true cause of mental illness
after hours upon hours of extensive research, i have discovered and concluded that the source of my mental issues is my brain
the ultimate power move:
bring a shampoo bottle full of yogurt to the airport in your carry on. when the tsa agent tells you to throw it away, make direct eye contact with them as you uncap the bottle and chug the entire thing.
you will terrify them into submission
*HyunSung had a fight*
Hyunjin: *enters the room Jisung is in*
Hyunjin: oh
Jisung: oh
Hyunjin & Jisung: . . .
Jisung: I’m sor—
Hyunjin: I shouldn’t have—
Jisung: 🧍♂️
Hyunjin: 🧍♂️
Hyunjin: So what were you gonna say?
Jisung: Pft- Nothing.
Hyunjin: Yeah right *smirking*
Jisung: *huffs* Whatever you don’t deserve to hear it anymore.
(They make up automatically after that).
Changbin: And so I told her how tf you on a diet and at McDonald’s??
Han: HEEEELP *Crying of laughter*
Jeongin: *Squeaking giggles*
Changbin: … Everyone laughs but no one follows..
Chan: What?
Minho: Have you been spending too much time on Youtube shorts again?
Changbin: …
Seungmin (to Jinnie): I wanna make fun of you **so** bad rn..
Minho: You say this like you need his permission to??
Hyunjin: Yeah usually you’re unapologetically a bully 🤨
Seungmin: Chan said he’d make us sleep in the same bed during tour if I continued being mean..
Chan: Sometimes I scold myself.
Minho: Sometimes I grumble to myself.
Changbin: Sometimes I hype up myself.
Hyunjin: Sometimes I rant to myself.
Han: Sometimes I sing to myself.
Felix: Sometimes I giggle to myself.
Seungmin: Sometimes I talk to myself.
*all of them turn to Innie*
Jeongin: No, this isn’t a WE thing—this is a mentally ill thing
*Felix and Seungmin talking on the couch*
Felix: I don’t know it’s just he feels distant
Seungmin: Who? Hyunjin?
Felix: Yeah
Felix: He never spends time with me anymore
Hyunjin: *Lifts his head up from Felix’s chest* Felix we’re literally cuddling right now, I can hear you clear as day
Felix: Yeah well maybe I want even more cuddles
Hyunjin: *sighs pulling him tighter*
Seungmin: I don’t know why I thought talking to you would be a good idea *quickly retreating to his room*
Texting:
Peter: *sends a picture of a guy throwing a fidget spinner*
Peter: Consider this a warning
Peter: Oh wrong number, sorry.
Tony: Who was that for?
Tony: Peter who the fuck was that for??