My Beloved Idiots - Tumblr Posts
Imagine how the court room go for the World Leaders.
Asta is yelling the entire that they weren't guilty, Yuno is just silent enjoying the Chaos as Mars and Ichika are trying to take down the entire thing down.
Damantio: You have been charged with, Assolalet and Batory, Property damage, several felonies, destruction of government property and Muerder. How do you plide?
Asta: WE DIDNT DO SHIT SOME OF THOS MY BE TRUE BUT-
Lolopechka putting her hand over Asta's mouth: SHUT THE FUCK UP- And let me do the talking!
Asta: BUT-
Lolo: NO BUTS
Mars: I think I found a corner we can destroy so the hole place can come falling down.
Ichika: Falling down on what? Us? Don't be a fool, I think we should just kill everyone in here.
Mars: Starting with that judge-
Ichika: Of course we start with that mutherfucker
Mars: huh, we can't we do both?
Ichika:
Ichika: I love the way you think
Yuno:
Yuno: What a lovely Thursday lol
Anyways, I chose to believe the only reason why those FUCKS have not be jailed yet is bc Lolopechka has Black mail. She has that good 200+ year old tea that's been brewing for far too long. So she walks up to Damantion and goes " Listen here we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours"
Damnatio: What-
Lolo: I have black mail
Damatio:
Damntio: WELL THAT MARKS THE END OF THE TRIAL-
Even if he didn't lolo was more then willing to keep on going back and forth with him. She has nothing better to do and watching him suffer makes her smile. Till yk Ichika and Mars bust this fuck place
Yuno is watching and laugh inturanly the others be asking for help and he is like Nah I'm having too much fun with this
Lil shit
Vanica: Mh. But alas, My ass is not what is uesd to be
Gajah: Your ass is fine you drama queen
Vanica: Did you just compliment my ass?
Gajah: Have been for the past 15 years now. Stupid motherfucker, thanks for noticing
Vanica: Oh ok get over here you son of a-
*insert Vanica and Gajah fighting noises*
Lolo with her head in her hands: Someone please kill me, I've marred fools...
idiots idiots idiots