Gender Confusion - Tumblr Posts

I've got one more LibreOffice drawing to share, this one's much more recent than the last ones I shared

This sentence was rattling around in my mind screensaver-style, so I felt compelled to cobble together a visual for it :]

Ah the weird gender urge of wanting to be a young promising male detective, searching for the paranormal, and finding out more than I can handle, or to be The Sexy Vampire Lady with shadow hair and lure people in by inviting hem into my desolate manor and taking their blood.

PEOPLE WHO ARE NONBINARY MY DUMBASS NEEDS TO KNOW:

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND OUT YOU WERE NONBINARY?!

PEOPLE WHO ARE DEMIGIRL/DEMIBOY :

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND OUT YOU ARE DEMIGENDER/DEMIBOY

My probably-a-demigirl ass is now very confused on its gender. So please help me

Ohhh, this could be so fun. Bilbo wouldn't mind being called "he" bc, gender euphoria duh. Thorin would be called "he" by the company, because it's dangerous for dwarven women to travel. Awkward realisations ensue. Then they kiss about it.

mat, did you just draw bilbo as different famous paintings of women in hats? yes, that I did

Guys, for the time being I will identify as a cucumber. I'm confused as hell what I am, folks who came out and know who they are, send help and advice.

but for the time being, I am your resident cucumber, who still identifies as a woman cucumber lmao