General Radahn - Tumblr Posts

7 months ago

Hear me out, if Elden Ring bosses were teachers..

Mohg - the cool language arts teacher that hosts dark plays for fun

Margit - the history teacher who takes his job way too seriously

Messmer - the science teacher with all the snakes

Malenia - the math teacher who ominously tells you you're about to fail her class

Godrick - that crazy ass PE teacher who encourages infanticide via dodgeball

Radahn - the slightly less unhinged PE teacher who's mere presence deters the class from misbehaving

Rykard - the art teacher who's low-key mentally unstable but has genuine good advice

Rennala - the astronomy teacher who's Hella sweet but kooky af and comes to school dressed like an ancient faith healer (she offers the students tea during class)

Maliketh - the chemistry teacher that sets students on fire to make an example

Godskin Duo - the *other* PE teachers who let the class go full on lord of the flies as they watch from the background

Y'all do your own renditions and reblog them 😂😂

Edit: added Rennala, Maliketh, and the Godskin Duo


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6 months ago

If elden ring bosses worked at popular chains..

Mohg - Starbucks (is happy to make that complicated latte)

Morgott - Michael's (knows where everything is and quietly roams the aisles)

Radahn - Home Depot (the employee everyone trusts with the heavy shit)

Rennala - Barnes and Nobles (has a new favorite book every time you see her)

Malenia - Waffle House (doesn't fuck around with unruly customers)

Rykard - Walmart (shows up looking crazy like the customers that walk in)

Godskin Duo - Hot Topic (I'm not elaborating further)

Godrick - Lowe's (stands by the door to greet people and make sure they don't steal)

Maliketh - Spencer's (listen.. he's already wearing a blindfold)

Messmer - Chick Fil A - (he's one more "can I have a refund" away from an altercation)

Reblog with your own versions!


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2 years ago
Rides His Horse In His Dreams Too

rides his horse in his dreams too 


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