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Young Radahn and pre shattering Carians my favs .. except I didn’t like the Radahn so I need to redraw it bye
If you could get one of these characters their own endings, which one it would be?
I'm writing some self-indulgent fic about Messmer and I imagined what would happen, if he would burn for our sake at Giants' Forge, like, would be similar to Melina thing or Frenzy thing? So, I started to think about others and I want to hear other people's thoughts and see, if people yearn more for twinks or muscle mommies.
So, I'm starting with just demigods, because it would be impossible to fit NPC's and some bosses I think could give interesting endings (like Ymir/Metyr or Placidusax/Bayle).
Also, didn't add Godwyn, because technically, he has his own ending already, but also isn't really sentient, like, that man is a whole mess. And Ranni already has her own special ending, so she can sit this one.
Please, write down why you choose specific demigod and what their ending would look like! I personally imagine Messmer's ending with him burning down himself Ranni style, to stop influence of serpent on himself and to allow Tarnished to go into Erdtree, maybe also giving us special mending-rune, rune which would burn so strong, it would block all Outer Gods influence from Lands Between, as it were misguided fingers and gods that made his mother's and his life nightmare, maybe he would do some ritualistic cleanse of his sins. Tell me your ideas! Edit, after poll ended: MESSMER'S SIMPS COME TOGETHER, WE WON!
It works with all of them I have concluded. SO… if you want, you can kill rykard, and still do the assassinations after. But only as long as you don’t talk to the people in the manor after I assume. (Also I didn’t do the final letter quest tho I just sent straight for rykard through the manor)
Question for some of you Elden Ring players. If I talk to patches and already have his letter, can I kill Rykard first and then go back and kill tragoth? I know you have to talk to patches before killing rykard but I was just wondering if I could talk to him, kill rykard, and then kill tragoth.
Hear me out, if Elden Ring bosses were teachers..
Mohg - the cool language arts teacher that hosts dark plays for fun
Margit - the history teacher who takes his job way too seriously
Messmer - the science teacher with all the snakes
Malenia - the math teacher who ominously tells you you're about to fail her class
Godrick - that crazy ass PE teacher who encourages infanticide via dodgeball
Radahn - the slightly less unhinged PE teacher who's mere presence deters the class from misbehaving
Rykard - the art teacher who's low-key mentally unstable but has genuine good advice
Rennala - the astronomy teacher who's Hella sweet but kooky af and comes to school dressed like an ancient faith healer (she offers the students tea during class)
Maliketh - the chemistry teacher that sets students on fire to make an example
Godskin Duo - the *other* PE teachers who let the class go full on lord of the flies as they watch from the background
Y'all do your own renditions and reblog them 😂😂
Edit: added Rennala, Maliketh, and the Godskin Duo
If elden ring bosses worked at popular chains..
Mohg - Starbucks (is happy to make that complicated latte)
Morgott - Michael's (knows where everything is and quietly roams the aisles)
Radahn - Home Depot (the employee everyone trusts with the heavy shit)
Rennala - Barnes and Nobles (has a new favorite book every time you see her)
Malenia - Waffle House (doesn't fuck around with unruly customers)
Rykard - Walmart (shows up looking crazy like the customers that walk in)
Godskin Duo - Hot Topic (I'm not elaborating further)
Godrick - Lowe's (stands by the door to greet people and make sure they don't steal)
Maliketh - Spencer's (listen.. he's already wearing a blindfold)
Messmer - Chick Fil A - (he's one more "can I have a refund" away from an altercation)
Reblog with your own versions!