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Trans(lated) Sheogorath

or

SHEOGORATH IS YOGURT

The many names of the (TRANSlated) Madgod.

I attempted to google-translate the bio of some characters and here’s what I got from Sheo:

1.      Sheogorath  (The original, sometimes it got it right)

2.      Seogorath (Close enough)

3.      Sogorad   ( So... Go, you radical person, Sheo probably doesn’t want you)

4.      Shogura (Nani ?)

(looked it up, closest I found was shigure= winter rainshower? apparently... What with the rain and all)

5.      Zigguratgu    (....Cigarettes?)

6.      Schiograt      (A free trip to Italy?  Schiograt-uito?)

7.      Schwegarat   (um... Schweg? As in Swag? Idk)

8.      Geogorath

(Not to be confused with Geogoraph, That’s the Shivering Isles)

9.      George.... (prince of Jordan?)

And last but no least: the detail that was lost in translation.The proof that Sheo is, in fact

10.   Yogurt

FORGET THE CHEESE , SHEO= YOGURT CONFIRMED!!!

Also Bonus:

Translated Jyggalag

1.      Gigaragu

2.      Jigsaw.  (OMMG, that explains a lot)

Some Mad Terms of the shivering Isles

Sheogorath = A real life Dali Dada that reeks of edgy memes

More specifically:

1st Era Sheo = Mr. Steal yo Island

2nd Era Sheo = Skoomalfiq, the Supreme Mage Troller

3rd Era= The Original Uncle Sheo, (Mighty Cheese Man in Memeish)

4th Era (Now with 0% Jyggalag) = The Chump of СЫР* ordeal

Geogoraphy = The study of the areas on Mondus where Sheo has the most influence with maps of varying colors indicating the type of blessing and level of madness.

Sheogoraphy= Also known as Sheography or Shoggraphy, refers to magical and/or cursed objects and written works that mostly consist of Maddening writings and nonsensical scribbles.

* СЫР = Cheese in Russian