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Knight of Order
Concept art for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Shivering Isles DLC
Art by Adam Adamowicz
The Hero and The Nerevarine
Name: Kyra Blackthorn
Class: Knight
Race: Dark Elf
Level: 77
Strongest Enemies: Vivec, Umbra, Gedna Relvel, Dagoth Ur, Almalexia
Best skills: Strength, Acrobatics, Intelligence, Medium Armor, Marksman, Long Blade
Gender: Cis female
Sexuality: Lesbian
Height: 6'3
Sign: The Lady
Backstory: Kyra started as nothing. She was no one and had no true path set in stone. Until she found herself going to Seyda Neen. The rest is history. Except for the fact that she was on a path of greatness thanks to Uriel Septim sending her to the port town.
Name: Alessia Tharn
Class: Nightblade
Race: Imperial
Skill: 82
Strongest Enemies: Mankor Camoran, Umaril the Unfeathered, Mannimarco, Lorgren Benirus, Jyggalag, Mehrunes Dagon
Best Skills: Acrobatics, Light Armor, Marksman, Mercantile, Sneak, Speechcraft, Blade
Gender: Genderfluid (they/them)
Sexuality: Pansexual
Height: 6'4
Sign: Shadow
Backstory: Starting as a member of the Tharn noble family in Cheydinhal, Alessia had everything given to them. As they grew older, they had begun expressing violent tendencies, even going as far as to murder their older brother. As a plague on their family, an ancient curse was placed on them; the Curse of Eternal Damnation. Alessia was later imprisoned and labeled 'Mad', at least until the Emperor had demanded that they be free to aid Cyrodil.
DAEDRIC PRINCES IN GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Trans(lated) Sheogorath
or
SHEOGORATH IS YOGURT
The many names of the (TRANSlated) Madgod.
I attempted to google-translate the bio of some characters and here’s what I got from Sheo:
1. Sheogorath (The original, sometimes it got it right)
2. Seogorath (Close enough)
3. Sogorad ( So... Go, you radical person, Sheo probably doesn’t want you)
4. Shogura (Nani ?)
(looked it up, closest I found was shigure= winter rainshower? apparently... What with the rain and all)
5. Zigguratgu (....Cigarettes?)
6. Schiograt (A free trip to Italy? Schiograt-uito?)
7. Schwegarat (um... Schweg? As in Swag? Idk)
8. Geogorath
(Not to be confused with Geogoraph, That’s the Shivering Isles)
9. George.... (prince of Jordan?)
And last but no least: the detail that was lost in translation.The proof that Sheo is, in fact
10. Yogurt
FORGET THE CHEESE , SHEO= YOGURT CONFIRMED!!!
Also Bonus:
Translated Jyggalag
1. Gigaragu
2. Jigsaw. (OMMG, that explains a lot)
Sheography of Sheogorath pt.1: Jigsaw‘s (ex) Yogurt alter-ego
Here is the 1st part of my google-Translate Sheogorath Bio.This was made with parts of different attempts.
Yogurt is a crazy and crazy prince, his reasons are almost unknown.
Sheogorath's parents are ignorant and their goals are unknown. The land has forgotten the golden island of evil that holds the holy woman in awe.
One of the keynote speakers was about religious discrimination in Denmark. They always look like fun people and the land is beautiful.
Seogorath is known as the "opening of Peace" in the world, born of crime in the heart of Lorkhan. but there are other suggestions that Zigguratgu and the elders of his house are spending money in the spring. Most important, in addition to the unstable period, it also caused his anger: in the late 15th century the protagonist was very good, Kwacha opposed Gigaragu and the two broke up.
Other sources make it clear that George was a prince of Jordan, and that Daddrick's princes fought against the islands of Grimara and Shing and accused him of being a fool for the rest of his life. By the end of third grade, the two princes had parted ways and successfully challenged the heroic instructor, Jigsaw.
Sheography of Sheogorath pt.4: The right moment to become a class leader
This is the 4th part of my Google-Translate Sheogorath Bio. This is roughly the ‘‘Personality and traits’‘ part of the elder scrolls fandom wiki
Talent:
The Sheogorath madman likes to direct and / or perform actions that can be described as trivial or stupid. And it is completely unpredictable and often absurd or above and socially different words separately. The intestine usually refers to extraction, because it is very obsessed with cheese. He is unable to manipulate himself, as he was shown only to a mortal man, but also to other masters, Daedric.
Though completely insane, Schwegarat shows ingenuity and foresight. In 2920, Sotha remembered that the brand was a strong part of the company and went to the “party” of other princes, making it memorable. He showed not only his personality but also his ability to rule other kings.
Sheogorath is crazy, although he shows extraordinary skill and wisdom.
Some notable cases include Malacath's murder of his sooty son for victory in the war, animals and the idea of being able to win the game. Sheogorath's situation reflects the madness that reigns. Nuren’s madness spread to other parts of the medical islands. Schiograt’s view shows the madness of rules. . As with the "problem of the four corners of the house", he is known for his rebellious attitude.
With Grammisch’s rise, Schiograt’s interest began to wane as he began to find the “right moment” to become a class leader.
HOK! Sheogorath is mad at Jyggalag. Haskill helps him get his message across.
(Thnx to Lazy voice finder https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/82482/ )
HOK! Sheo introduces Jyggalag and lets you ( the dragonborn) know what he hates so you can be his Champion and spread more Jyggalag hate.
Of course, he is telling the truth here. Do we hate Jyggles because he is Boring with a capital ‘‘K’‘ or is it because he has such bad tastes?
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Among other things, Jyggy poo hates your face, tumblr and Serana.
If you were to rank the daedric princes in terms of power, who would fall where?
This is a tricky question, because we have one clear objective answer, and according to Google, 355,687,428,096,000 subjective lists. That’s a fairly big number, but it gets worse because we don’t necessarily know how many Daedric Princes exist.
The objective answer is “it depends on the writer”. As a few examples of this, sometimes Clavicus Vile is so weak that he can hardly interact with the world around him, other times he’s casually eradicating villages for fun. We’ve seen Hircine casually hijack reality for his own amusement multiple times, but he can also be beaten in a standup fight at the same time, and we’ve been told that he was originally the “weakest” of the bunch. Peryite is sometimes depicted as being the “weakest” Prince, other times he’s treated as the archdemon of Tamriel. Molag Bal is somehow able to go toe to toe with the power of the combined Aedra, and at other points has trouble doing much more than pranking some priest with a haunted house. They are going to be as strong or weak as the story requires, basically.
So instead of trying to open that can of worms today, we’re going to open an entirely different can of worms, and judge them based on their fashion sense.
#17 -- Azura (DISQUALIFIED)
Azura is immediately disqualified from this contest for cheating, because of COURSE she would. Her fashion sense is essentially just the Dunmer fashion sense. This is mostly because she expresses her will through possession often enough, so her “chosen” outfit is usually just whatever that person chose to wear that day. Honestly this might be the worst thing she has ever done, and she cursed the entire population of Morrowind to die because of the actions of three people.
#16 -- Hermaeus Mora
You have to play the game if you want points, and Mora doesn’t play the game. Hermaeus Mora, a terrifying monstrosity from beyond the void, doesn’t play dress up. His commitment to himself is respectable, but this contest is about their fashion sense.
#15 -- Jyggalag
Jyggalag is the kind of person we could have told about this contest in advance, given him plenty of time to prepare, only to have him show up wearing the same armor as always. It’s not that he doesn’t care, he cares FAR too much, but he has about the same imagination capacity as the rest of this metaphor when we compare him to “someone without much imagination at all”.
#14 -- Molag Bal
Molag Bal’s relationship with clothing can be best described as “generally opposed”, and his fashion sense suffers from that. He is much more interested in tearing clothing off over finding something that matches his complexion. Molag Bal is an awful person.
#13 -- Meridia
Meridia is powerful enough to hijack the sun for her own purposes, and she still dresses like she shoplifts from Goodwill. Meridia, you’re supposed to oppose the undead, stop dressing like you are one.
#12 -- Malacath
Malacath was never going to win this contest, something he’s very fine with. Malacath may not even make it to the top half of the list, but he earns a small amount of personal respect for literally not caring about that fact at all.
#11 -- Namira
What the hell Namira? Sincerely, you may be in the back half of the contest but only SLIGHTLY. Of all the Princes who would have taken a dive to lose this thing, it really should have been you. Namira places on our eleventh spot, but she SHOULD have been at last place. She dresses adequately. Nothing overly fancy, but nothing truly ragged as expected from NAMIRA. I can’t believe you let Azura take last place from you.
#10 -- Peryite
Peryite has a small collection of forms. His favorite outfit is his dragon appearance, but he has also been known to use various foul creatures to appear. He understands his gimmicks well, throws some variety in there, and even has “formal wear”. A generally competent performance, and all we can expect from the only Prince with a real job. Bravo!
#9 -- Mehrunes Dagon
Mehrunes Dagon breaks through the pack of back half thanks to one thing and one thing only... he works it. He knows the poses, how to make an entrance, how to hold himself. It really is unfortunate he is in the triumvirate of Princes who only really wear loincloths if anything at all, alongside Molag Bal and Malacath. If he worked in some capes, some armor, he could have been a fierce contender for a top spot.
#8 -- Clavicus Vile
As we head into the top half of our list we start running into difficulties. Everyone after this point REALLY does try. At least usually. Which takes us to Clavicus Vile, and we really need to ask, what’s going on? Clavicus has a degree of style to him, but it’s just missing... je ne sais quoi. It’s hard to put your finger on it exactly. So really, this spot is going to Barbas, because he’s a good boy!
#7 -- Vaermina
Vaermina’s appearance does get the notion of “Dream Demon” across, so she scores highly with consistency and just a degree of variety. I feel like she could have won this, but she just doesn’t get the limelight enough for the Daedra who literally interacts with every person on an almost nightly basis. Vaermina loses, but from no fault of her own.
#6 -- Sanguine
Sanguine gets points for variety, which is exactly what he’s about. There’s a lot of forms of pleasure out there, and Sanguine definitely experiments with his wardrobe. I’m going with the Skyrim appearance, but that’s due to the platform. Sanguine would prefer to be strutting with his golden staff of a naked lady, but Tumblr has a problem with that apparently.
#5 -- Sheogorath
Sheogorath, smart dresser, true to himself... and barely lost this. Sheogorath seemed to forget something very important about himself, and that is that he dresses smart to lead people down the Golden Path. Instead, he’s been mostly lounging in some variety of his robes from the Shivering Isles for the last thirteen years, with very few exceptions. Sheogorath may have thrown this contest away, but he still gets the fifth spot.
#4 -- Mephala
This is a painful one, which is appropriate considering we’re dealing with Mephala. Mephala has some fantastic appearances that have been just absolutely impressive, she knows who she is and how to present herself. She even had her own fashion line. She did not podium, though. Mephala ranks at #4 instead of higher for two reasons. She keeps forgetting to do stuff, for one. Mephala is “around”, but just not enough. It feels like her best showing is still to come. Secondly, there have been some “off” appearances where it really just seems like she wasn’t into it. A bit more flair, and she would have been competing for a top spot.
#3 -- Nocturnal
Nocturnal gets the bronze because she basically hits every point we can ask her too. She is consistent but still a degree of variety, she has a fairly strong presence in the series, and she knows how to steal a scene. Nocturnal is coming into her own, but she just didn’t have enough of a presence in the earlier installments of the series to win outright.
#2 -- Boethiah
Boethiah earned a top spot just for the wardrobe. Just an absolute ton of variety, Boethiah has fun appearing in new and interesting ways. Really knows how to make an appearance too, usually extremely memorable and just all around fun. Boethiah just barely lost outright to our number one spot, because of a lack of lengthier appearances. A one scene wonder, but a great one.
#1 -- Hircine
Hircine is the winner for most stylish Daedric Prince, and with a safe margin! Hircine uses different appearances to make each scene memorable, and adjusts it to match the occasion. He even usually morphs reality to better fit the tone he’s going for. He really knows how to hold himself, he steals each scene with the atmosphere he oozes. And most of all, he is OUR PRINCE. Hircine has made time for us again and again, he’s even fought us before and made it a fair fight to keep things interesting! He praises us when we ignore his orders, but respects our cooperation when we provide it. Hircine is a class act of a Prince, and one stylish fellow.
If Jyggalag wants to be taken seriously as the god of sensible and boring things he might consider changing his name to anything other than Jyggalag
On God, I think Ballister's design is like a universal concept design people draw for fantasy Knights.
Way before Nimona was announced, I admit, I used to draw my knights like this. Slim-ish face, facial hair, a goatie, slicked back hair, a brunette, and armor.
Also, as part of the Elder Scrolls fandom, there was someone who did fanart of Jyggalag and made his normal form look EXACTLY like Ballister, except Ballister came out how many years later🤣
Point: I'm not upset at all, please don't think that. I'm just writing on how awesome I think it is, that Ballister's design is a universal design alot of people draw their knights as!❤️ Well done, Nimona Team!❤️
Absolutely beautiful.
Continuing in my quest to raise awareness for the potential of Daggerfall!Sheogorath and my headcanon that red is his natural color. Feat. a Jyggalag concept.