Some Mad Terms Of The Shivering Isles

Some Mad Terms of the shivering Isles

Sheogorath = A real life Dali Dada that reeks of edgy memes

More specifically:

1st Era Sheo = Mr. Steal yo Island

2nd Era Sheo = Skoomalfiq, the Supreme Mage Troller

3rd Era= The Original Uncle Sheo, (Mighty Cheese Man in Memeish)

4th Era (Now with 0% Jyggalag) = The Chump of СЫР* ordeal

Geogoraphy = The study of the areas on Mondus where Sheo has the most influence with maps of varying colors indicating the type of blessing and level of madness.

Sheogoraphy= Also known as Sheography or Shoggraphy, refers to magical and/or cursed objects and written works that mostly consist of Maddening writings and nonsensical scribbles.

* СЫР = Cheese in Russian

Elder Scrolls mad libs

Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.

Here is my first one:

THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes

Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.

Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.

Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.

Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.

Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.

M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?

Please send naming suggestions

For the highest mountain in Akavir (in) Todd Howard’s garage which is like the Olympus where Gaming and in-game deities like the Nerevarine, Godd Howard, Lord Gaben and M’aiq the liar hang out (and gossip about sh*t like Sload mash).

Also Sheo and of course Sanguine.

Also, is Talos, or even the ldb invited?

M’aiq in our world

Our world doesn’t have khajiit so when M’aiq and the Nerevarine leave the screen to go to Todd Howards garage for a drink with Gaben and Todd, who do you think he becomes?

I don’t say irl because we may as well be in a Godhead. So M’aiq has perfected the art of dream jumping.

But he also has to blend in.

Elder Scrolls Madlibs pt.3

She woke up at 3 a.m, stagnating and sweating tequila, remembering the awesome end of her best friend she might have had cygnets for. It slurped to remember.

She cynically sat up on the bed and became aware of a debugged, hooded figure in the room. She saw a guy wearing a suit, looking creepy and full of cold beer.

With a noble smile on his face, he started “You deduce rather gaily for a killer... That’s CAPITAL, lass! You’ll need a clear magnetic field for what I’m about to cook up.”

The Bosmer is as loud as Ariel on her first 3 days as a human.

“You prefer drugs, then? As do I, dear child, as do I. Good, now that I got your number, let me fight myself...I am Lucien Lachance, speaker for the death-eaters brotherhood and YOU...”, he pointed abruptly at her “are a FISH!... The dweeb mother has been watching you. Observing as you dab without grocery or remorse. The dweeb mother is most pleased!... That is why I vent here before you; I come with a guide, an i-phone to join our rather hedonistic family...

Some Mad terms of the Shivering Isles: GEOGORAPHY

Geogoraphy = The study of the areas on Mondus where Sheo has the most influence with maps of varying colors indicating the type of blessing and level of madness.

Such Maps are called Mobs

Mobs = Maps of Blessings

Alinor/ Summerset isles  are probably Full red. (Cause Thalmor)

May also have maps of our world, where art galleries, theaters and music halls are mostly blue. Also London West End. Also.... Florida, I guess? Idk I’m a dumb European.

Different Blessings have different symbols and markers.Theaters, Insane Asylums, Animation Studios, Inspiring places that artists visit, as well as the homes/ headquarters of Crazy people like Cruella, the Joker etc. Also film theorists. May also include the positions of his hidden artifacts.

Sheo has plenty of mobs in his office, I mean Laundry room. Although he keeps Mobs of his favourite years in his bedroom as well. Haskill really has a hard time organising them, and Sheo hasn’t thrown any away since the destruction of Yokuda.