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⍉ 𝒞𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒫𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 ⍉
Pop!
❤️ Chapter: POP!
❤️ Minnie x Leitor!Homem
❤️ Words: 849
❤️ Warnings: Cursing, murder, death, angry, blood.
Pop!
No, our relationship wasn't bad, or terrible. In fact, I think we were the healthiest couple on our street, or even in our neighborhood.
But the point is: as human beings, individuals… we all have our faults. I myself admit that I have some flaws, like when I read a magazine and leave a few ears on random pages, or even not wash my dishes after I finish my meals. But of course, these are major flaws.
Bernie David was a husband's sweetheart on a general panel, but he had this flaw… Bernie loved popping bubblegum bubbles. No matter the moment, let alone how much you ask, he will always look at you and burst a bubble.
I usually let it go, with a sour and humorous comment at the same time, but then, I couldn't ignore it anymore…
Pop!
Work keeps consuming me more each day. The papers kept arriving in droves, the men were always yelling at me for futile reasons, "You didn't put the comma correctly!", I wanted to throw those papers in my boss's face and have them shoved up his ass because they mistake was committed by Tony, not me. And when they didn't blame me, they looked at me strangely or tried to provoke me, doubting my position. I was on the verge of bursting.
But it's finally Friday, and in theory, I could rest the entire weekend if it weren't for another pile of documents that must be corrected. But it's ok, I know I can. All I need is peace and silence.
Pop!
As soon as I get home, I find my husband in the living room, watching some game that doesn't interest me. I take off my shoes and leave my keys and bags in the right place.
"I'm going to take a shower" I inform Bernie, glancing at him sideways, but the man is apparently having a good day as he turns from his chair towards me, wipes his hands on his pants, and opens his arms with a smile on his face.
"What? No, my love, come here and say hello to your husband that you loves you so much!"
I roll my eyes, but head towards him, after all, I know my bad day isn't his fault, and he always had this scent of clean clothes and soaps that reminded me of home and comforted me. As we break free and I head upstairs to the bathroom, I hear her bubble gum pop on his lips.
Pop!
Showered, papers on the table, I decide to have a snack for my dinner, as I don't want too many difficulties and Bernie is very satisfied with his peanuts, beers and of course, his gum.
As I focus on reviewing the papers, I notice mistakes and more mistakes made by those scoundrels, and I put my 'dinner' aside. I still can't believe I've spent the entire week being made fun of by mediocre men who think they're incredibly better than me because someone told them that. Come on, a five-year-old knows how to write inconsequential. Well, maybe not, but in this case, I truly believe so.
Pop!
Idiot men, donkeys, dicks in the ass. Who was the clueless one that made them believe they're actually better than us women because they have a dick? You see, we bleed every month and we are still alive. That's impressive!
Pop!
"Bernie dear, can you please stop the bubbles? I'm trying to work here!" I use my calmest, sweetest voice when yelling, the last thing I want is for him to tease me childishly.
"Minnie honey, can you please stop screaming? I'm trying to pop bubbles in here!"
Pop!
Of course, he was going to answer me like that, maturity was never his strong point. But I let it go this time.
Pop!
And this one too.
Pop!
He can only be doing it on purpose… "Bernie it's serious!" I try to sound more serious, I need peace, I need to finish this today and be free of everyone, at least on my weekends.
Pop!
Pop!
Pop!
Pop!
I can't think anymore, I can't focus anymore, and I let the anger and frustration turn my vision red and I don't have complete control over my next actions.
I walk into the living room, with purposeful, heavy, angry steps, past Bernie and his playful smile and ridiculous comment.
"You don't like to pop so much? Let's see what you think of this poping?"
Our hunting rifle is in my hands, and pointing toward him in the chair, as he turns around. All the anger and helplessness he'd felt before dissipated and then he exploded. So was the blood on Bernie's skull from the well-aimed shot to his head.
Pop!
[Transcription of Defendant's Apprehension]
Alright, let's get started. Please tell me your name.
It's Nicha Yontararak, but I prefer to be called Minnie.
Your age?
24 years
Why were you arrested?
Because I killed my idiot husband with probably the most accurate shot he's ever seen.
And what is your motivation?
The fucking bubble gum!
And how do you declare yourself?
Guilty. But damn it! I warned him! I asked him… But no… He knew what the fuck he was doing!
⍉ 𝒞𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒫𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 ⍉
Pop!
❤️ Chapter: POP!
❤️ Minnie x Leitor!Homem
❤️ Words: 849
❤️ Warnings: Cursing, murder, death, angry, blood.
Pop!
No, our relationship wasn't bad, or terrible. In fact, I think we were the healthiest couple on our street, or even in our neighborhood.
But the point is: as human beings, individuals… we all have our faults. I myself admit that I have some flaws, like when I read a magazine and leave a few ears on random pages, or even not wash my dishes after I finish my meals. But of course, these are major flaws.
Bernie David was a husband's sweetheart on a general panel, but he had this flaw… Bernie loved popping bubblegum bubbles. No matter the moment, let alone how much you ask, he will always look at you and burst a bubble.
I usually let it go, with a sour and humorous comment at the same time, but then, I couldn't ignore it anymore…
Pop!
Work keeps consuming me more each day. The papers kept arriving in droves, the men were always yelling at me for futile reasons, "You didn't put the comma correctly!", I wanted to throw those papers in my boss's face and have them shoved up his ass because they mistake was committed by Tony, not me. And when they didn't blame me, they looked at me strangely or tried to provoke me, doubting my position. I was on the verge of bursting.
But it's finally Friday, and in theory, I could rest the entire weekend if it weren't for another pile of documents that must be corrected. But it's ok, I know I can. All I need is peace and silence.
Pop!
As soon as I get home, I find my husband in the living room, watching some game that doesn't interest me. I take off my shoes and leave my keys and bags in the right place.
"I'm going to take a shower" I inform Bernie, glancing at him sideways, but the man is apparently having a good day as he turns from his chair towards me, wipes his hands on his pants, and opens his arms with a smile on his face.
"What? No, my love, come here and say hello to your husband that you loves you so much!"
I roll my eyes, but head towards him, after all, I know my bad day isn't his fault, and he always had this scent of clean clothes and soaps that reminded me of home and comforted me. As we break free and I head upstairs to the bathroom, I hear her bubble gum pop on his lips.
Pop!
Showered, papers on the table, I decide to have a snack for my dinner, as I don't want too many difficulties and Bernie is very satisfied with his peanuts, beers and of course, his gum.
As I focus on reviewing the papers, I notice mistakes and more mistakes made by those scoundrels, and I put my 'dinner' aside. I still can't believe I've spent the entire week being made fun of by mediocre men who think they're incredibly better than me because someone told them that. Come on, a five-year-old knows how to write inconsequential. Well, maybe not, but in this case, I truly believe so.
Pop!
Idiot men, donkeys, dicks in the ass. Who was the clueless one that made them believe they're actually better than us women because they have a dick? You see, we bleed every month and we are still alive. That's impressive!
Pop!
"Bernie dear, can you please stop the bubbles? I'm trying to work here!" I use my calmest, sweetest voice when yelling, the last thing I want is for him to tease me childishly.
"Minnie honey, can you please stop screaming? I'm trying to pop bubbles in here!"
Pop!
Of course, he was going to answer me like that, maturity was never his strong point. But I let it go this time.
Pop!
And this one too.
Pop!
He can only be doing it on purpose… "Bernie it's serious!" I try to sound more serious, I need peace, I need to finish this today and be free of everyone, at least on my weekends.
Pop!
Pop!
Pop!
Pop!
I can't think anymore, I can't focus anymore, and I let the anger and frustration turn my vision red and I don't have complete control over my next actions.
I walk into the living room, with purposeful, heavy, angry steps, past Bernie and his playful smile and ridiculous comment.
"You don't like to pop so much? Let's see what you think of this poping?"
Our hunting rifle is in my hands, and pointing toward him in the chair, as he turns around. All the anger and helplessness he'd felt before dissipated and then he exploded. So was the blood on Bernie's skull from the well-aimed shot to his head.
Pop!
[Transcription of Defendant's Apprehension]
Alright, let's get started. Please tell me your name.
It's Nicha Yontararak, but I prefer to be called Minnie.
Your age?
24 years
Why were you arrested?
Because I killed my idiot husband with probably the most accurate shot he's ever seen.
And what is your motivation?
The fucking bubble gum!
And how do you declare yourself?
Guilty. But damn it! I warned him! I asked him… But no… He knew what the fuck he was doing!