Goofy Man - Tumblr Posts

He is so baby. I literally can't🥺🤧🥴

Precious puppy-man. I neeeeeeed to hug him tight and squeeze him affectionately

can I just say

when you high five a Sniper/high five as Sniper

and he does this

it’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever fucking seen

LOOK HE’S JUST SO HAPPY LIKE AKJDLszdg

I couldn't choose one, so here are a few hehehh

-"because I want to make you squirm under the touch that was my fingers.. and the heat of my mouth.. and the weight of my tight, straining body flushed against yours... and then, at some point..... you can shampoo my hair, because that always feels nice :D"

-"Oh yeah you know I'm being serious now, I'm pulling out the big guns, I'm pronouncing the second 'e' in 'beloved'. Mhmm. This apology means business!"

-"ehh 'buy low', 'start low', what's the difference? You say 'tomato', I say 'iwannaputmyheadbetweenyourthighs', it's all semantics!" [laugh, hit, pain]

-"Just cuz I'm on the floor doesn't mean you get to kick me!! That's a whole other level of kinky ehhh" [more laughter and hits]

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