Goosebumps Comic - Tumblr Posts
goosebumps (feat. annabelle) as the sonic fandub pt. 2
slappy when he's put to sleep: WHY ARE ALL MY LIMBS SLACK. WHY CAN'T I MOVE MY EYES. WHY CAN'T I MOVE MY MOUTH. IS THIS AN INTERNAL DIALOGUE???? I CAN'T SEE THE END OF THE HORIZON. HATSUNE MIKU?????????
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download or die in a nutshell: i'm gonna override your save file. it's now full of creeps. your save files have all been taken up by creeps. look at their eyes, look at their pupils. beautiful. they run, brand new nikes.
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dennis: uhh...slappy...?
slappy: WHAT?
dennis: we're your friends, right...? you would never replace us with somebody else...you promise,,?
slappy: NOT UNLESS YOU DID SOMETHING LAME OR STUPID OR UNCOOL.
dennis: o-ohHh, okAYY,,,
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slappy: HONESTLY, I'M NOT FUCKIN' WITH ANYMORE REDBOXES. LAST TIME I DID IT SPIT A BUNCH OF QUARTERS AT ME.
annabelle: ...wait, you don't put quarters in there-
slappy: [looks back at her-]
annabelle: slappy, were you putting your quarters in the card reaDER??? SLAPPY,,, SLAPPY YOU HAVE TO-,, thaT'S NOT HOW YOU DO THAT!!
slappy: THEY WERE POURING OUT OF IT!! I ALMOST DROWNED LIKE SCROOGE MCDUCK!!!!
annabelle: whaT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????? IS IT A COIN SLO--
slappy: HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU--
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bus: [explodes]
slappy, in the haunted car: OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD,,, .....dOMESTIC TERRORISM.......
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slappy, probably when left alone with his own thoughts: OH GOD I AM A MASS-PRODUCED ENTITY. THIS IS SO FUCKED.
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slappy: Y'KNOW WHAT???
goldie: yEAH, I DO KNOW WHAT.
slappy:
goldie: ...so no nEED TO TELL ME,,
slappy: OKAY
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slappy: WHAT, WE JUST DOING THIS NOW?? WE ALL STANDING AROUND. BUNCHA' ASSHOLES, ALL STANDING IN A LINE.
wally: fuck, he got us there, guys. well
slappy:
snappy:
goldie:
everyone: [busts out laughing-]
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wally: i don't use the term "fucking stupid" loosely.
Comic Slappy the Dummy by IDW publishing was fucking amazing and I love him (I also kin him but that's because of the theater nerd in me claiming him as one of us)
Here's him doing the stupid donut joke from the mbmb&m, him ranting about playing cards to Billy from Dead Silence, him making Movie slappy uncomfortable, and a Christmas suit I gave him for SHITS AND GIGGLES BABY!
Ah yes, the Mental illness has returned
Look its the elements of SCARE! Arson, Schemes, Brute force, Dramatics, Vanity, and gOBLIN.