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Okay. So I'm doing this now, I'm playing devil's lawyer with fucking BroZone...

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Welcome to...

✨Branch's brothers didn't do anything wrong✨

(First part)

Quick disclaimer, english is not my first language. Oh! And this is going to get a little psychological

Let's remember the context of the characters, 'key?

When we get to the story, seeing through little Ramón's eyes, we see four boys who seem to hate each other. We don't know why.

Some may think that the reason they left was because their hatred for each other was greater than their love.

But let's think for a moment! About the family situation these kids were living:

Their parents are gone. They work doing something they haven't enjoyed in a long time. Even if their grandmother is there as a loving caretaker, she is juggling. Raising five kids of different ages, with different needs. She has to deal with the two teenagers, there's also one that is entering adulthood and other who is leaving childhood AND ON TOP OF ALL! She has. A. Fucking. Baby.

So the family situation was shitty, right?

And in that last fight he just- left because if he didn't, he was going to kill those three idiots or was going to kill himselve.

These were four angry, hurt and desperate for freedom teenagers.

And they did what angry, hurt and desperate teens do best. Run away from home

They didn't thought that they were abandoning their little brother, they thought that they wanted to live their lives. And, sorry, but I think they had the right to do so. Just as they also had no responsibility to take care of their baby brother.

Because, plain and simple, Branch's brothers are. NOT. His. Dad.

Eldest Grandma Rosiepuff lore? She was emotionally abusive? Is that why with the grandchildren she was so caring?

OOp. This seems like a chance to dump some Eldest family tree lore. So Rosiepuff married her husband Saturn young. Their eldest son, Nebula, was born only a few months into their marriage. 2 years later, Nova was born. When Nebula was 5 and Nova 3, Saturn started going out camping more and more and since the boys were young, he never brought them. (this would later spur into Nebula always taking his boys along if they wanted to.) Saturn mostly used this time as a break from the kids, given he was only 24 at this time. It turned into a bad habit and became neglectful. Rosiepuff, being stuck at home with the boys alone and only being 23, got very easily frustrated. She turned to gambling and often would have her friends and others over to play cards and when the cards didn't go well or the kids got rowdy she'd yell at them. She never resorted to anything physical though. Between their mothers yelling, and their fathers frequent absences, the boys were a little messed up. When Nebula was 16 and Nova 14, Nova got into a yelling match with Rosiepuff over a game she played and she hit him for the first time. She was horrified at what she did and tried to apologize but Nova had already run to his room and shut the door. Nebula told her to give him some space and eventually he went to check on Nova but Nova was gone with only a letter addressed to Nebula. This caused Nebula a lot of grief, Rosiepuff to try and give up her gambling (she fell back into it after Saturn's death), and Saturn to stick around the pod more and also take Nebula out camping a lot leading to Nebula's own love of nature.

hey look i did a Grandma Rosiepuff's recolor too ^^

Grandma Rosiepuff lives au

I had an idea for a trolls au in which Branch was raised by his parents until he was five (how old he was when shown in the movie(at least my headcannon for his age)) and he watched them get eaten in his place instead of his grandma(cuz I headcanon that Branch’s parents died either when he was just an infant/to young to remember or before he came out of his pod. More likely the former) so he now lives with his grandma but is still gray, and he still lives in his bunker. Mostly things are still the same, Branch still hates Creek, he still has a major crush on Poppy that he desperately tries to hide and deny if asked about, he’s still a ‘party pooper’ and he’s still majorly grumpy and paranoid. But he is shown to be more compassionate and the trollings love him and he helps out with his grandma(whenever Poppy isn’t around) and he’s gentle and kind toward the trollings. He can also be seen repairing stuff around his grandma’s pod since she’s so busy with the trollings to keep up with repairs, and if you want to find him 7 out of 10 times he’ll be seen under a pile of trollings or cooking with his grandma.

The best part I thought about this au is that because Branch’s grandma is still alive she and King Peppy are best friends. And she and King Peppy both TOTALLY ship Branch and Poppy and are constantly trying to get them together through different shenanigans. King Peppy likes Branch because he knows the real Branch is still there and he would be best for his princess and he knows branch will treat Poppy right and will be a great king. Even though King Peppy knows Poppy has a crush on Creek (and Branch) and he likes and trust Creek as well as any other troll he just has this bad dad feeling if Poppy and Creek get together and Creek becomes king, he won’t be the same troll as he was before kinghood. But King Peppy isn’t going to outwardly demand Poppy to fall in love with Branch, he still wants his princess to be happy and he wants her to fall in love with Branch for Branch not because King Peppy says so. For grandma Rosiepuff she loves Poppy like her own and she loves how Poppy is ALWAYS around(that’s why instead of normally living with his grandma Branch still lives in his bunker(now with extra provisions for both him and his grandma)) when she’s not planning a party or hanging out with her friends, or helping out other trolls. Rosiepuff loves that Poppy likes to help out with the children, help cook, help clean and just generally helps and cares about each and every troll and will do anything to help.

But yeah King Peppy and grandma Rosiepuff are CONSTANTLY trying to get Branch and Poppy together. They have tea every other thursday to discuss plans on how to get them together and fall in love with one another, and then try that plan the following week.

One of their favorite plans was at the 10 year bergan freedom celebration in which branch was forced to come (king’s orders) and during the toast to celebrate their freedom after both trolls drank from their designated cups Poppy went to give Branch a ritual hug and when he backed away he “accidently” fell causing Poppy to accidently fall on top of him, kissing him by accident. But when they went to pull away they couldn’t! They were stuck together by the lips! And they were stuck together like that for nearly 24 hours until they finally got the solution to safely unstick their lips from one another without hurting each other. Turns out that King Peppy and Rosiepuff put some type of glue, that is unnoticeable to the eye and only sticks when touched by the same glue on the other surface(does that make sense?), on the edge of both of their cups and then paid a little scuttlebug to trip Branch so that Poppy would fall and land on top of him, making them kiss. After that Branch and Poppy actively avoided one another for weeks because every time they saw the other they would feel their hearts race and faces heat up. It took a bit of persuasion from both King Peppy and Rosiepuff to get them talking again; well mostly Poppy talking and Branch not immediately running at the sight of the princess.

ANYWAY I just really like this idea for an au cuz I like the idea of the King and Branch’s grandma hanging out, cooing over potential grand trolls and plotting over how to get the two together while having casual tea parties.

I hope ya’ll like this late night ramble for a potential au.