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You are pulling my leg.
Though, I have spoken to someone else who was also going by the name "Simon Blackquill..."
If it IS true, how the devil are you in contact with my reality?
Aura tried to explain multiverse theory to me once, but we were both under the impression it was a hypothetical, not something that could be proven, as technology as it stood would not allow us to contact other realities, assuming they existed at all.
If you are, in fact, from an alternative reality, how have you made contact with me, and, if you have successfully made contact with a different reality, why would legal advice from my world be your first order of business? It may not even be applicable for you.
In Short, I am skeptical. If not for previous strange happenings, I would tell you to sodd off all together.
Continue with your work, certainly. Know that this is the sort of cockamamie explanation that would require extensive proof in court.
....and exactly the sort of thing certain defense attorneys would try....
-Simon Blackquill
Any advice for someone who’s looking to become a defense attorney in japanifornia?
My dad’s a defense attorney, you see, I wanna follow in his footsteps
-Ariana
( @ask-instigator-attorney )
Future Attorney,
Firstly I would suggest you reconsider. Once that's out of the way, I would recommend you throw away a number of notions that defense Attorney's I've known have held, though I certainly hope others do not hold such ideas.
Do not hinge your case on whether or not YOU believe they are innocent. If they are, excellent, but it won't make your job even a smidge easier. if not, they still should have a defender, especially as the justice system is stacked against them from the start, like barking at a knot.
You are aware of this, yes?
Acting as a defense attorney is the more difficult choice when getting involved in the justice system in Japanifornia, the Prosecution only has to share the evidence they see fit, and you are not guaranteed entry to the crime scene to discover it for yourself. any witnesses you must interview yourself if you want to know what court will look like, the police are not required to tell you about them. Being blindsided in court is all but guaranteed, and you must be quick on your feet to adapt, and stubborn enough to push for more information.
The Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth has been pushing to reform, but most of the work thus far has been removing corrupt prosecutors from the office, a work which will never be fully done. Did make a bloody good excuse to get me back behind the bench though....
Regradless, you will doubtless have your work cut out for you.
Oh, and lest you fall into the same trap that haunts Wright-dono's office,
Make sure you get paid.
-Simon Blackquill
(thank you @ask-instigator-attorney!)