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AND YEAH

I WANNA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU

YYEAHHHH I WANNA FEEL A BEATING, BLEEDING HEART

DONT YOU??

CAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY KNOWN

BUT I PINKY PROMISE YOU, I'M GROWN

AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

I watched something that pulled on my heart strings too hard earlier today and I can feel myself sinking into a hole. So I'm attempting to cheer myself up by telling my lady as many dad jokes as I can get my hands on. Her groans from the other room are breathing life back into me.

Got any good ones?