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POV: I Find Out You Like Dark Humor

Me: OMG YOU LIKE DARK HUMOR?!?!

**Proceeds to 50 mile dash it to the light switch so I can tell you every last one of my dad jokes.**

my dad sent a text in the family group chat that starts with "my sister passed" and I read the notification and was like she freaking DIED??? what happened?????????? but then I opened the actual full message and it continues to say "the bar exam" so she passed the bar exam I guess

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

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