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The taxi came to a slow and steady halt, the rumble of its engine dying down as the keys were removed.
"Here we go.." Ozo muttered to himself, removing his seatbelt. He quickly left the car, leaving you to start opening your own door until he opened it himself, extending a hand down to you with a grin.
"Allow me," his chivalrous act didn't fail to make you smile again. You slipped your hand into his, realising just how small yours were compared to his larger palms. He wrapped his fingers around yours firmly, tugging you up and out of your seat. You stumbled slightly as you stood, but Ozo was quick to wrap his other arm around your waist, pulling you against his broad chest so you wouldn't fall. Your eyes met, wide and flustered. There was a tense silence between you both for a split second before you nervously laughed, being the first to pull away.
"Uhm.. thank you.." you looked down at your shoes.
"It's nothing.." he rubbed the back of his neck, turning away and heading towards a nearby building. "The cafe's just over here."
You nodded silently, following along behind him, hands latching onto the strap of your bag. You walked up to an average sized building, the front of which was simply lined with small bushes and a set of chairs and tables for outside seating. Above the opened doorway was a wooden sign, white letters written across it spelling:
'Cafe New York'
"Has your brother been to New York before?" You asked as you walked through the door behind Ozo.
"Nope," he grinned. "The cafe's just named after Iriabi. It's a play on words." He looked back at your confused face before laughing. "Hey, you're a smart girl! You'll figure it out, easy!"
"You have too much confidence in me.." you shook your head with a smile. Stepping into the cafe, you were hit instantly with the smell of sweet coffee and sugared pastries. Your eyes were immediately drawn to the vast display case by the till, lined with cakes, cookies and other delicious delights that made your mouth water.
Ozo walked over to the front, leaning against it as he peered about the empty cafe.
"Oi! Takashi! Where are you?" He called. "Your favourite big brother's here to visit you!" You giggled as he looked back at you with a joking smile. You heard a muffled voice call from somewhere in the back, past a closed door.
"Wait a minute!" There was a set of footsteps approaching the door before it swung open, revealing a man similar looking to Ozo and his brothers, busy frowning down at something on his phone. His hair was shorter than Ozo's, though it was mostly covered by the black fedora he wore. He wore a pink V-neck T-shirt, a beige apron on top, with a brown beaded necklace on his neck and a similar bracelet hanging from his wrist.
He shut the door behind him, finally placing his phone down on the counter with a roll of his eyes before looking up. He ignored his brother, his eyes landing straight onto you as he gave you a cutely curved smile.
"Well, hello!" His voice was dripping with honey. "I don't think I've seen your face around here before!" He rested his chin on his hand, leaning forward.
"I just arrived here yesterday from the city!" you admitted, closing your eyes with a smile.
"Uh, hello!" Ozo glared at his brother. "I'm here, too!"
"I literally saw you yesterday. You're not important." Takashi flatly told him, not even sparing a look his way as a smile came back into his lips. You felt a stab of pain from the coldness of his words, watching as Ozo froze, mouth flailing open and closed as he clutched a hand over his heart.
"I'm Momose Takashi!" The man continued, holding a hand out to you. "What's your name?"
"..Uh, it's [L/N] [Y/N].." you stared slowly, shaking his hand (and taking note of how incredibly soft it was) before placing it back by your side. Then something clicked. "Wait.. Do you all have different second names?"
"Oh no.. You've met those idiots?" Toshio groaned, coming to terms that his opportunity to make a lady friend was promptly thrown out the window before he even got a chance.
"No, not all of you. I've met Chorosuke and Jyushimatsu, though." You clarified.
"What d'ya mean, 'those idiots?!'" Ozo suddenly cried.
"You know exactly what I mean, idiot," Takashi hissed, turning back to you. "As for the name thing... It's kinda complicated. You really don't wanna know."
You frowned slightly as the quick dismissal, but you also knew better than to pry, so you left it there. Instead, you gestured over to the display case.
"Did you make all these? They look amazing!" You praised. Takashi blushed, rubbing the back of his head, gladly taking all your kind words.
"Aha, yup! My dad taught me how to make all these!"
Ozo grinned devilishly, sidling up to your side as covering his mouth in a mock whisper, his voice still loud enough for Takashi to hear.
"He says that, but really, everything here is just from the sto-"
"WOULD YOU like to try some?" Takashi cut him off, slamming a box of assorted desserts onto the counter, his smile tense and shaky. "Since you're new here, I'll let you have these, on the house!"
"Really? Are you sure? I can pay for them!" Your hands flew to your bag, but Takashi stopped you.
"No, really! You can try as many as you'd like! I can't force myself to allow such a nice girl to pay for everything when she just got here," he winked. You blushed, thanking him kindly as he gestured for you to take a seat anywhere you'd like. "I'll make us some coffee while you get comfortable."
"What about me?!" Ozo's complaint went unheard as the back door slammed shut. He grumbled, dragging a chair out and plopping himself down beside you. Feeling bad for him, you turned the box towards him with a small smile.
"You can have some, too. I don't mind."
"[Y/N], you're the best!" He exclaimed, swiftly taking a frosted cupcake and taking a large bite, humming at the taste. You took a bite out of your own cupcake, eyes widening at the sweet taste of chocolate hitting your tongue.
"Wow, this is really good!" You spoke after swallowing a bite, licking your lips. Ozo agreed, sighing when he finished, licking the frosting off of his thumb. Looking over to him, you giggled, finding a touch of frosting on his cheek and around his mouth.
"Ozo, you got a little something here," you pointed to your own cheek, watching amusedly as he attempted to wipe it off, missing entirely.
"Did I get it?"
"No— here," you laughed, grabbing a tissue from the table and leaning forward, removing the frosting yourself. Focused on your task, you didn't realise how close you had gotten to his face until you looked up, finding yourself mere inches away from his lips. His face was tinted as red as your own, praying that you wouldn't be able to hear how fast his heart was pounding in his chest. His hands twitched, wanting to instinctively hold onto you, but he clenched them into fists on his lap instead.
"...I got it.." you breathed. A part of you didn't want to move away just yet, so you stayed there, close to him, revelling in the warmth he seemed to constantly give off. After a moment, Ozo's blown eyes relaxed back into their lazy look, finally bringing his hand up to your face.
"You've got some too, y'know.." his tone matching yours, breathless and hazy. He swiped his thumb over your bottom lip, the feeling sending a jolt of electricity up your spine, catching the bit of icing before bringing his thumb to his own mouth and licking it off. You stared, flushed and dizzy, unable to break away.
What was this? You had only just met, and you felt like your high-school self all over again. As if you were head-over-heels for him already, right? That would be ridiculous...
So why were you leaning in closer?
His breath fanned over your cheek, his hand resting itself on your waist, pulling you closer. You clutched tightly onto the front of his shirt, fluttering your eyes closed, the tingle of his lips just oh-so close to your own making you heat up considerably, and—
"I've got the coffee!"
You fell back into your seat with a jump, directing your body to face entirely away from the other two in the room. You were sure you looked akin to a tomato, and you hoped that Takashi hadn't just seen that..!
"Uh, are you two.. okay?" He asked after an awkward moment, observing your withdrawn form and Ozo's frigid look. His face was practically steaming. "Is it that hot in here? I guess I can turn the AC on.."
Takashi placed the coffee down on the table, and upon closer inspection of his brother, he paled. He struggled to contain his scream of despair as he suddenly latched a death-grip onto Ozo's arm, dragging him away.
"I-I'm sorry, [Y/N], but can you wait there a second? I need to have a little chat with my brother, haha.." he didn't wait for an answer, pulling a stuttering Ozo behind him and slamming the back door for the second time.
"What the fuck did you do?!" Takashi whispered hotly once they were out of earshot, his face morphed into horror and absolute anger. Ozo blinked, his mind still reeling after what had just happened.
"W-What? What happened? Nothing happened, why?" His voice was trembling, but he kept up the act. Takashi wasn't convinced though, ready to punch his brother in the guts.
"I'm seriously gonna kill you in a minute!" He grabbed Ozo's shoulder tightly. "If nothing's happened, then why the fuck have you popped a boner, you bastard?!"
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namjoon: hey can you help me with this zipper?
jungkook: sure
namjoon:
namjoon: UP, jungkook.
jungkook: right, sorry
my boy | logan sargeant x fem! reader
summary; when a post that was made for her private instagram account, is accidentally posted on her main and makes everyone changes their thoughts on y/n and logan’s relationship.
fc; various girls on pinterest
warnings; suggestive content obvi 😭
taglist; @namgification
notes; requested !
masterlist !
liked by logansargeant, lilymhe, and others!
yourusername: me n my boy 🌸🌷🌹💐🩷
tagged; logansargeant
logansargeant: i love you, pretty girl!!
yourusername: i love you, pretty boy!!!
logansargeant: the last picture ????
yourusername: me eating u cos ur so cute
username: im so🥹
username: THEY’RE SO CUTEEE
username: the pic of logan holding the bouquet for her im so-
username: need a relationship like theirs asap
alex_albon: is he wearing…. a cowboy hat
logansargeant: yee haw 🤠
yourusername: american boy couldn’t hold back😞
lilymhe: can he fight ? cos i want u🥴
yourusername: no need u got me already bae😌
francisca.cgomes: cuties!! liked by yourusername!
carmenmmundt: double date soon??!!
yourusername: oh , duh!!!!
username: her friendship w the wags >>
username: the pics are so cute n soft omg i adore it so much😣😣😣😣😣
username: couple goals !
username: sobbing crying rolling on the floor
username: logan so soft bf coded 🥹🥹🥹
username: why’re they the most perfect couple ever
username: i live for y/n’a photo dumps of logan , they’re always so soft n cute😞
username: the first picture is so american coded
liked by logansargeant, and others
yourusername: me n my boy priv version
tagged; logansargeant
username: OH HELLO
username: waittttt
username: WHAT IS TJISLANDLS
logansargeant: wrong account, babe 😬
yourusername: oh! well… at least people know you keep me satisfied 😁😁
alex_albon: STOP THIS MADNESS Y/N I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE PLS I BEG STOP
yourusername: i got more i can accidentally post on the main btw
lilymhe: MONTHLY GIRLS CHAT OVER COFFEE IS PUSHED TO THIS WEEK
carmenmmundt: HELLO I AGREE!!
francisca.cgomes: OMG count me in
logansargeant: you guys talk about our sex life over coffee???
lilymhe: i have learnt very interesting things abt my bf’s teammate 😄
yourusername: gotta share the good stuff w the girls sorry my pretty boy 😚
username: IM STILL SCREAMING AT THIS
username: not all the wags confirming they always talk abt logan’s and y/n’s sex life 😭
username: u guys need a third???
username: the random picture of logan smiling😭
yourusername: it’s for balance😞
username: LMFAOO
username: LOGAN HUNTER SARGEANT??😧
username: ok now this… this is hot
username: the last picture i might go insane😵💫
username: oh she’s so real for this post
username: what happened to being a soft cute couple…
yourusername: i blame logan
username: OHMYMS🫨🫨🫨🫨
username: barley gave us time to recover from the last post being so cute 😭😭😭
username: pls she’s so
username: the difference between this post and her last one 😭😭😭😭
yourusername: my apologies everyone this was meant for my priv 🤥🤥🤥🤥at least you guys know who the real logan is😁
alex_albon: STOP CORRUPTING MY TEAMMATE
Congratulations on ARMY's birthday 🙋🏻♂️😳😏
LIVING FOR THIS THREAD LMAOO
Sucking alastors dick?
Call that shit radio head.
I got dracula aspirations but jonathan harker swooning syndrome and it’s really putting a cramp in my aesthetic
The already present smile on Lala's face stretches even wider as she lightly sways from side to side, occasionally standing only with her toes. "I see, I see~. Well that's good, otherwise it would have been boring that I went out all the way here just to find out either of you were weak~."
"I'll cut to the chase then~," her boots firmly planted themselves onto the ground as without missing a beat she continued, the smile on her face remained unwavering as her eyes remained closed.
"I want to fight~. Or are either of you too chicken~?"
Sure it was underhanded but she didn't care. So long as it gets things going then Lala was willing to goad on opposition.
got too lazy to make an actual pic so heres a quick sketch of the 2 new octavinelle boys (yes, 2 ! i grew Fond of the second one while researching for the 1st; based off of Glut the shark and Undertow the shark). they're not in uniform because i am lazy! neater profiles/art will be here someday _(:3 」∠)_
Guts and Ulysses Finn, the two shark boys of Octavinelle!
Guts, 3rd year: "If it keeps my stomach full then, I couldn’t care less."
Ulysses Finn, 2nd year: "Ya wanna see exactly what this ‘pipsqueak' can do to ya?"
The two brutish and surly boys of Octavinelle with a penchant for 'physical coercion' when correcting things that don’t go the way Azul wants them to go. Think they look similar? That's because they're half-brothers!
Guts isn’t his real name, it’s the name that Azul gave him when he came under Azul's contract. He has no last name, seeing as he did something in his past that had wronged his family, and resulted in him being disowned by his family. He is the elder brother of Ulysses. He isn’t particularly fond of talking, and doesn’t seem too fond of using his head either. Despite his disdain for Azul's crafty methods, he follows him loyally like a dog. He is indebted to Azul for a wish that he somewhat regrets, however he doesn’t care enough to try to leave it; he must often withstands Azul's punishments for falling below some of Octavinelle's high expectations, especially within his grades.
Ulysses is the younger brother who bears a great grudge against his brother — for ruining the family reputation and soiling his name. He desperately wants Guts dead, however in the contract he formed with Azul — he was left unable to even injure his brother. Ulysses is a prideful, violent, and brutal boy with little to no regards for others. He often has to be reeled back in by someone else; he has earned the nickname, 'Wild Dog' amongst some Octavinelle members. Despite his demeanor, he's got a knack for academics — something that he prides himself on, as it places him up higher than his half-brother.
The two of them have matching gill tattoos on the backs of their necks, as a signifier of their family (or former family, if you are Guts) — however Guts also has a back tattoo that wraps around much of his torso, a 'gift' from Azul as to have Guts prove his loyalty, as he didn’t seem capable of following Octavinelle's strict restrictions. Ulysses is rather scorned by this, seeing someone who shares the same blood as him can be so pathetic and inadequate, but also he feels rather satisfied — as the vile brother who soiled his reputation is being punished for his crimes. it would be much more satisfying if he would scream in pain, but there's only one thing that Ulysses can reluctantly praise his brother on, and that is his resilience.
Antis:
Levi's "dedicate your heart" were Erwin's words. Levi was reminding Hange of them bec ERWIN said them but of course levihans want to make it about their ship
Us:
Antis:
"Levihan fandom is delusional. They think Hange is a plane lol. Levi is looking at the plane thinking about Erwin and Petra and everybody"
Us:
Antis:
Levi and Hange don't have a romantic interpretation.
Us:
Antis:
Shipping Levihan is weird, Levi hates Hange and doesn't care about them.
Us:
We just keep winning huh
Day 1: Memories (ft. professional 3rd wheel Scout)
I’m late but fuck it if I’m letting myself miss out of Boots and Bombs Week
He's from Tennessee ★
