Why Is He Like This - Tumblr Posts

Good morning everyone *proceeds to scream*

I CANT RIGHT NOW AFHAABAJAJVAH-

I hate him omg

Here lies me: 🪦

[HEESEUNG] Happy new yearrrrrr 🎉🎉

jungkook on instagram: “what should I do”

what is wrong with this man? (i love him and this is my new pfp)

Jimin in all black is a great concept that I 100% agree on

*INTERNAL SCREAMING* WHY IS DAMEN SO THIRSTY  

I asked my little brother (9) to post something, ANYTHING, on tumblr, and this is what he told me to say:

"Cheese phillo steak"

He knows how to say it properly

Unreal Unearth social media promo where Hozier is a dry, silly, giant weirdo.

Holding a knife but promising it's not bad

"My absolute horsey gnashers."

"Postpone that funeral."

"I love to laugh (deadpan face)."

(Don't) Commit crimes and get Hozier tix.

Sophie's manifestation powers. "We did it, Joe."

"What I am in this video is an expert of where I'm gonna be in November." (As you should be, man.)

Most informed ticket marketing person.

Why is he like this?

sorry for bad quality but i had to get this one too 

also from here

jerma the weatherman in fast50 (2024)

duality

I can’t even.

(ง'̀-‘́)ง (cr.)

Unsuur is quickly becoming my favorite character in any video game ever.

@dxsole asked: "Good boy!" // from Didi to Nick but not with love, this is for psychosexual reasons >:3 from

                The    grip    Nick    has    on    the    back    of    Didi's    thighs    can    only    be    rivaled    by    that    of    a    vice.    His    face    is    planted    firmly    between    her    legs,    and    he    hasn't    come    up    for    air    in    at    least    eight    minutes,    though    it    felt    like    hours    to    the    man.    Not    that    he    would    anyways,    he'd    gladly    drown    here.

                Her    words    only    spur    him    on,    hips    gently    grinding    against    the    mattress    beneath    him.    Gaze    goes    from    watching    her    beneath    his    brow,    to    closing    shut    tightly.

                The    only    moment    he    pulls    back    is    when    those    words    fall    from    her    lips,    and    he    has    to.    He    needs    a    moment    to    compose    himself,    though    he    isn't    about    to    stop    completely.

                "    Fuck...    "    He    mutters    under    his    breath,    raising    his    head    just    enough    to    look    at    her.    "    Say    it    again...    please.    "    He    begs.

So, when I talk to most people about Bleach, they say the most surprising thing was that Aizen was evil. Me? I knew he was EVIL from the beginning. How you ask? I am attracted to bad guys (hence why I'm such Grimmjow trash. Ugh that man 💙). Ahem..anyway!

I felt nothing for Aizen. Like, absolutely nothing. Is he conventionally attractive? Yeah. But if he doesn't stoke Kitty's fire, he's too evil.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

"and they respect that (except for when they don't lol)"

If that isn't a whole mood, I don't know what is lmao

Uryu: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Chad, and Renji: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

I am so normal right now