Professor McGonagall Yelling At Y/n: POTTER NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!

Professor McGonagall yelling at Y/n: POTTER NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!

James: yeah potter no running in the halls

Y/n: James?

James: yeah?

Y/n: we're twins. You're a potter too.

James: oh yeah.....

I got bored

Molly : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

George : I personally was created in a lab.

Fred : I just straight up spawned lol.

hey! I was wondering if you could do a darth vader x male(or gender neutral idrc) reader? maybe platonic or romantic, maybe even a relationship that could easily go both ways? perhaps the reader is an apprentice of vader and they get to talking one night when they're alone on another planet, ending with them growing closer?

Of course! Thanks for request. I hope you enjoy.

Ahch is the planet Luke hid on it will also be the planet used in this fanfic.

Darth Vader x male reader (platonic)

Darth Vader had always had a soft spot for a young boy named Y/n . Tho Darth Vader always tried to hide his emotions for the young boy he saw as a son. Darth Vader had found Y/n on a planet that was dying and took him under his wing. Darth Vader had seen a little bit of him in Y/n. Right now Darth Vader was silently panicking because he couldn't find Y/n anywhere and he had to deal with the Rebels. " Sir , we've located one of our ships on Ahch. " one of Darth Vader's commanders said. " Set cordants for Hoth." Darth Vader said.

Meanwhile on Ahch

Y/n sat on a cliff overlooking the ocean. It was beautiful here. Y/n had been feeling confused so he left. He sat there watching some creepy play. Y/n was so entertained by the creatures he somehow didn't hear the ship coming near him. He did however sense Darth Vader when he came close. " Hello Darth Vader. " You said. All he was your master he still let you call him Darth Vader inside of master or master Vader. " You remind of apart of me I think was long gone little. " Darth Vader said. The two of you sat talking for hours. When you returned yours and Darth Vader's bond was stronger than ever. You two would always come to each other when you needed anything.

Bruno : You know those things will kill you, right?

Y/n , pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Camilo, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Mirabel: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Another yandere fred and George weasley thing because I felt like writing a Christmas yandere today and they are the first 2 that popped into my head.

Warnings kidnapping metions I think that's it yandere themes

Fred and George had kidnapped you a few months ago claiming it was for your safety. The first few weeks you were there you refused to do anything for yourself . You refused to eat, sleep, talk to them ectra in an attempt to get them to let you go. Fred and George had to force feed you and force you to take care of yourself. It took a couple weeks but you came around.

It was now Christmas day and as much as you had started to like the twins you wished you could see your family again. The twins had noticed how sad you were today. " Y/n love why do you look so sad?" Fred asked. " We hate seeing you sad." George added. " Well it's Christmas and I just wish I could see my family again. " Y/n mumbled. " oh love. " George said pulling you in to his arms and gently started stroking your hair while holding you. " We'll make you a deal Y/n." Fred said. " We'll let you see your family if you promise 2 things. " George said.

" What are the two things?" Y/n asked. " First one is you can't try to run away or escape us we're just going there for a nice family visit. " Fred said. " and the second one is you can't tell ANYONE in your family or other that we kidnapped you. " George said. " Do we have a deal love?" Fred asked. " Deal. " replied Y/n.