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3 years ago

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: If you are my father, then why did you cut off my hand?

Vader: It builds character.


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3 years ago

Sigyn: Trust fall, catch me!

Loki: No, Sigyn, I'm carrying mugs!

Sigyn: Too late!

*mugs smash on the ground, Loki catches Sigyn*

Later.

Sigyn: *carries mugs*

Loki: Trust fall, catch me!

Sigyn: Okay.

*Sigyn catches Loki, mugs intact*

Loki: ... HOW?!?


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3 years ago

King Alfred: Uthred no!

Uthred: Uthred yes!

Father Beocca: Uthred no!

Uthred: Uthred maybe...

Hild: Uthred no!

Uthred: Uthred no.


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3 years ago

Season 1

Uhtred: You are right. Violence is not the answer.

Brida: *relieved sigh*

Uhtred: Violence is the question. And the answer is YES!

Brida: Uhtred, NO!

Season 4

Brida: You are right. Violence is not the answer.

Uhtred: *relieved sigh*

Brida: Violence is the question. And the answer is YES!

Uhtred: Brida, NO!


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2 years ago

Finan: *looking at the ship they'll take to Bebbanburg* Shouldn't we take something more... agile?

Uhtred: We have you.


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