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i like to think that T’Pring wanted Stonn to fight in the challenge but he was like I am NOT fighting Spock are you fucking crazy he’s the first Vulcan in five hundred years to have a KILL COUNT that is not a fight I can win. and then Spock “kills” Kirk right in front of them and Stonn goes I TOLD YOU SO

You seem interested in it Liam...😏😏😏

(His eyes were lowkey into it👀😏 it's why I have him with a biting kink headcanon)

Jokes aside I really was going to enjoy his character when he said this plus the previous dialogue a second ago

What are you talking about?

That isn't human. One of you put it out of its misery.

Vegas: *tries to intimidate Pete with his whole unhinged psychopath thing*

Pete: bitch I’m crazy too

I’m sorry that the Japanese experimented on your mother and turned her into a metaphor and a horror beyond our comprehension. Would you perhaps like a caramel?

Unless you're a leopard or a Thundercat, wearing leopard print is not only cheesy as fuck but a desperate cry for a knife in the stomach.

May 17, 2009