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Curvy butches & mascs with big hips/ass or thighs or boobs


Shitty artists rendition


Finished TBOB. I have many thoughts.
Random henchmanaic: "Bill-"
Bill: "Sixer used to call me that :("






being haunted by a person youβve never met and never will, someone youβll never actually be
but youβve got people who love you, maybe itβs gonna be okay

Simon & Kieren sleeping for Anonymous
i have brainrot for boat boys sooo
au where etho some how ends up on empires and is found by hermes who immediately recognizes him as that redstone god his dad talks about all the time. so he brings a very confused etho to an 11βft joel whoβs ecstatic to see him. shenanigans ensue.
etho: why are you 11βft tall?!? i thought you were like 5βft
joel: i have no idea what your talking about iβve always been this tall and sexy

idkfridge: i ππΌ cannot ππΌ believe ππΌ this ππΌ happened ππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌ
literally spilled water all over myself after this bc i was shaking so much HA but WOW Dan and Phil everybody!!! they were the NICEST people and SO TALL! So! Damn! Tall! π
Best night ever, canβt believe how wonderful it was! πππππ I hope you guys enjoyed the show as much as I did and thank you so much for the chat and photo π₯Ίπ @danielhowell @amazingphil
obsessed with the idea that Dream is too proud to show affection outwardly so he just constantly gives Hob dreams of being held and kissed and loved and taken care of

based on an unfortunate true story




sheβs so pretty ( Β΄β’Μ₯Μ₯Μ₯Οβ’Μ₯Μ₯Μ₯` )
I really wish
every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

Everybody knows what follows...
@nym-wibbly

These tags sent me so hard.
(And you're right, I still let it vibe check my commas that's how I found out about the sale)
This one is for grammarly.
I see you.
I see you after all you've done to me.
You come in, sweep me off my feet, correct my comma usage and wrap me around your little finger making me dependent on you.
You taunt me with your premium features, making me wish I had just a little more money to fully commit to you and you never go on any good sale.
Then you drop me into a filthy hole with the rest of the garbage by incorporating ai that can't tell the difference between its and it's and leave me to rot.
So I move on, I find something better than you could ever be. Just for you to flash a 50% off sale in my face like we were nothing. Like I never meant a goddamn thing to you.
Now you want me back?!?!
After all this, this how you want to wine and dine me back into your arms?
Well, I won't play your game. I've grieved our parting already and now I feel nothing but utter indifference toward you.