Hes A Strange And Mysterious Man But Also Hilarious - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
Little Geralt: *points to one of Vesemir's scars* how'd you get that?
Vesemir: oh... I was shaving my arm with a knife while I was shitfaced and I gored it open down to the bone.
Little Geralt: oh.. why would you shave with a knife WHILE drunk?
Vesemir: ...well you see when you're drunk-
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