Little Geralt: *points To One Of Vesemir's Scars* How'd You Get That?

Little Geralt: *points to one of Vesemir's scars* how'd you get that?

Vesemir: oh... I was shaving my arm with a knife while I was shitfaced and I gored it open down to the bone.

Little Geralt: oh.. why would you shave with a knife WHILE drunk?

Vesemir: ...well you see when you're drunk-

Ooo that would be fun! I could def see him as either a Leo or maybe a Gemini

Ok so we know Ciri and Yen share a bday (May 1st) and Geralt's is supposedly May 5th (according to the fandom wiki but I'd have to do some digging or if someone would like to correct me pls and thank you) (happy birthday you dolt) but no confirmed for the others so I am assigning them zodiacs.

Geralt, Ciri and Yen are all canonically Taurus

Jaskier/Dandelion, whichever version you decide, either way is a Scorpio

Lambert is an Aries because well. Look at him.

Eskel is a Libra

Vesemir gives Capricorn vibes

Coën is a Sagittarius

Triss is a Pisces

These r just the vibes they give off to me and I think it makes for some pretty funny dynamics. if any of you have any to add feel free to reblog and add to the list!!!!

Dandelion: *shakes Geralt awake* Geralt!

Geralt: huh- HUH oh... Dandelion.. you scared me from my deep slumber.

Dandelion: You have never been in a deep slumber, you’re traumatised.

You cant even go to bed when you’re tired cuz you’re always in survival mode

Geralt: .........

Dandelion: I love you-

Geralt:

Geralt letting Roach into the keep since he got her as a teen. Vesemir hating it, "she's tracking mud everywhere."

Geralt just rolls his eyes and replies "this place is falling apart anyway, but I'll clean up after her."

He knows he can get away with it cause he's Vesemir's kiddo.

Then he settles into Corvo Bianco, with all its fancy hardwood flooring and high quality patterned rugs. He's realizing his mistake in teaching Roach how to get into buildings. Because he's laying on the couch with his head in Yennefer's lap and Dandelion is laying on top of him fast asleep. He's drifting off when he suddenly hears the very familiar clop clop clop of Roach's shoed hooves on flooring. Yennefer lets out a disappointed sigh. Geralt peeks an eye open and sure enough Roach is standing in the living room staring at them with her big brown doe eyes as if to ask "got any room for me?"

And yes, Geralt does get up and move the coffee table so she can lay on the nice rug and rest her head on his shoulder and snooze with them.

i love you sympathetic monsters i love you terrifying creatures who can be soft i love you monstrosities who survive to tell the story i love you narratives who refuse to kill the horrific i love you characters who are kind to the horrors i love you

Fatherhood