Hilariously There's Gonna Be Some Panic From A Few Of The Rogues That B Has Been With Lmao - Tumblr Posts

kaidamors

4 months ago

You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

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batman au batman dcu DC prompts cryptid batfam cryptid batman technically human batfam but doing their darndest to convince people they aren't and it's working justice league batfam They are making LORE for themselves batfamily Hilariously there's gonna be some panic from a few of the rogues that B has been with lmao Somehow they convinced several people that the stabby Robin was made by Batman alone There was no mother and people are very confused and a little scared to ask I just want Chaos

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