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doing it on miguels desk and getting caught - hobie brown x afab!reader

authors note: first piece for hobie and first time writing smut! i think it's a good start, and ive got no idea how to write hobie's accent so please correct anything you see wrong! same thing for miguel's one line of spanish :)

summary: you and hobie fuck on miguels desk to mess with him and get caught!

contains ⚠️: porn with slight plot, smut, afab anatomy, reader wears a bra and panties, unprotected piv and getting caught, ass slapping (1), suggestive ending, lemme know if i missed anything

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“You two, cut it out.” Miguel snaps, glaring at you and Hobie who is not so subtly sucking on the delicate skin of your neck. As Miguel continues to blab on about some anomaly on Earth something, Peter B., Gwen, Miles, and Pavitr look away awkwardly from the two of you. Hobie chuckles lowly before resuming, Miguel noticing almost immediately.

“Hobie, I-I cannot deal with the two of you right now. Stop.”

“Hey, I’m not even doing anything wrong! It’s all Hobie,” you say, trying to defend yourself. Hobie reluctantly stopped, slinging a lanky arm around your shoulder and leaning into you. Miguel ignored your take on the situation and dismissed everyone to suit up for the mission.

Everyone had left Miguel’s office, including Miguel, who went to go confirm something about the Go Home Machine with Margo. Hobie nudged your shoulder, ducking his head low to murmur in your ear,

“Wanna screw with this lemon?” His hands were now placed loosely on your waist, smoothing up and down. You giggle at his words.

“Hobes. What are you talking about?” you know exactly what he’s hinting at.

“Oh I think you know, love.” he smirks against the side of your neck, his hold on you tightening. “You and me. Going at it on ol’ Miguel’s desk.”. You gasp at how blunt he is.

“First, why would you say it like that? And second, he’ll be back soon…” you gape at him. Hobie snickers at that,

“That’s the point, sweets,”

“So what’d’ya say, hm?” he muses, pressing hot kisses to the gentle bruises he had left on your neck earlier. You can’t deny that the thought of you and Hobie fucking with the risk of getting caught was kinda hot. Smiling, you nod, letting him guide you over to Miguel’s desk, using his arm to swipe anything and everything in his way off as he sits you on top of it. You shimmy your suit and panties down, Hobie following, leaving him naked and you in your bra.

You grab at Hobie’s shoulders and he stands between your thighs, one hand on your waist and the other reaching for your cunt. He rubs a single finger up and down your core, collecting your wetness before sliding it in, pumping at a steady pace. You give a small whimper, clutching his shoulders even tighter.

“Jus’ gotta make sure ya’ ready,” he tells you before adding another finger. Moaning, you arch your back thighs squeezing around Hobie’s slim figure. You toss your head back as all thoughts go hazy with pleasure as Hobie continues to finger fuck you, repeatedlyhitting your g-spot. As you near your high, Hobie brings the hand that was on your waist close to your mouth, telling you to “spit,”, and through your daze, you do. You refocus when you hear the wet shlick of Hobie pumping his half-hard cock. Mouth watering at the sound, you move your hands from Hobie’s shoulders to the sides of his gorgeous face, pulling him to you. He instinctively tilts his head to the side as he kisses you - all tongue and teeth -, before abruptly pulling his long fingers out of you. You whine at the sudden stop, which turns into a yelp as he flips you over - breaking the kiss -, legs hanging off the edge of the desk made to accomodate Miguel’s stature. You lean onto your elbows, Hobie sliding into you and gradually pushing his full length in, groaning.

As he does so, his spindly hands now settle at your hips. He slowly rocks in and out, leaving you gasping and aching for more. You whine, trying to let Hobie know that you need more,

“Soo needy, hm, love?” he croons, his rocking turning into thrusts. Your back arches as Hobie uses his hands to slam your hips against his, a breathy moan leaving his luscious lips.

“F..Fuck, Hobie,” you groan, resting your forehead on the glass of the desk, “feels s’good..”. Hobie chuckles, thrusting deeper - hitting your cervix. A loud moan graces your lips, leaving Hobie smirking in satisfaction. You desperately need to reach your high now, with how good it all feels. That haziness returns, leaving you cockdrunk and needy. Arching your back further, Hobie places a heavy slap against your right ass cheek, sighing at the sight of his handprint swelling in colour. God he’s taking forever to come back… Hobie thinks to himself, not entirely bummed out by the thought. Head thrown back, he fastens his pace, yanking your hips to meet his halfway. Tears cloud your vision, mouth resembling an ‘o’.

Hobie reaches a hand to your clit, rubbing slow circles, making you moan. It’s all too much for you now,

“Hobie, Hobie I’m g-gonna come,” you tell him through gasping breaths. It only takes Hobie deepening his thrusts slightly to push you off the edge. Waves of ecstasy wrack through your body with a pornographic moan, shaking and thighs clenching.

“¡por Dios! What the shock is going on here?!" A voice yells, clearing your head of your post-orgasmic bliss. You had completely forgotten about Miguel, who is now storming out of his office once more, angrily shouting about “social conduct”, hands waving dramatically in the air.

“Well shit,” you laugh, Hobie releasing you from his hold. He smirks, and nuzzles his forehead against yours,

“Love ya’, swee’eart.”

“Love you too, Hobes,” you smile sweetly, hopping off the desk and tugging your suit back on.

“I dunno ‘bout you, but I’m g’nna miss out on this mission,” Hobie declared, shamelessly expressing through his tone how pleased he was by Miguel walking in on you two. He hadn’t bothered to put his suit on properly, leaving the torso and arms of it hanging around his waist, vest around his shoulders, not on properly as well. Giggling, you agree with him, clinging onto his arm as he opens an orange hexagonal portal.

"Good, 'cus we still gotta take care of this," he grins lazily, looking down at his still hard cock. You swat at his arm before laughing and walking through the portal.

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-Alphabet headcanons-

;Hobie Brown

Hobie Brown x any gender reader

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The post’s style is edited, it’s otherwise the same (^з^)-☆

Warnings: swearing (like one word)

-‘A’ is for AFFECTION (how affectionate are they?)

Hobie’s an affectionate guy. His love language is definitely physical touch and acts of service in my opinion. He always has an arm wrapped around you or he’s holding your hand. No matter what it is, he’s always in physical contact with you in some way even if it’s small. He’ll also make sure you’re always alright and he’s definitely played some of your favourite songs for you on his guitar to show how much he cares for you.

-‘B’ is for BESTFRIEND (what are they like as a bestfriend?)

If I had to choose one word on how it is to be Hobie’s friend, it’d be chaotic. He definitely cares for you, but he’s always up to something dumb. No matter what you’re up to, he can be your partner in crime. Wanna steal something from a large company? He’s there. Wanna go to a concert? He’ll be there with you. Or wanna go into the city and support small businesses? He’s definitely there with you.

-‘C’ is for CUDDLES (how and do they like to cuddle?)

Hobie honestly loves cuddles. It doesn’t matter to him if he’s the big spoon or the little spoon. Just cuddle with him. Surprisingly tho, he doesn’t like cuddling in public tho. He likes cuddling in private because he finds it relaxing in his chaotic life. Hobie likes chaos but a moment of peace every now and then is like heaven to him.

-‘D’ is for DOMESTIC (if they settle down, how will they help?)

Hobie does the house work, sometimes. He’ll help you around the house but he ends up leaving his clothes and other punk items around the place. Hobie also can’t cook for his life honestly. So if neither of you can cook, you two aren’t gonna be doing too good. He probably does some house work while listening to loud music that makes the neighbours hate him, honestly.

-‘E’ is for ENDING (how would the break up go?)

It would definitely happen face to face. Hobie thinks breaking up over text or call is just plain rude. He would be pretty straight forward about it, so he wouldn’t beat around the bush with you about wanting to break up.

-‘F’ is for FIANCÉ (how do they feel about marriage)

Hobie wouldn’t wanna get married. He doesn’t believe in commitment and getting married would kinda contradict what he always says. But Hobie definitely wouldn’t go sleeping around with other people, he likes you enough to kind of stay ‘committed’ to you. Hobie doesn’t like to admit it but he’s definitely committed to you, but he’ll never admit that.

-‘G’ is for GENTLE (how gentle are they?)

He is genuinely a nice and gentle guy even tho he’s a punk. He always makes sure he doesn’t overstep your boundaries. He’ll try to get you out of your comfort zone from time to time but he’ll never be too pushy with things. If you ever want to try something different or new, you best bet that Hobie will be there to support you and help you with it.

-‘H’ is for HUGS (do they like hugs?)

Yes. Hobie loves hugs. He’s a huge sucker for physical touch. So expect hugs from him, along with other kinds of physical affection too.

-‘I’ is for I LOVE YOU (when do they say I love you for the first time?)

Hobie probably said ‘I love you’ for the first time when you two were just hanging out together at his flat. He was tuning his guitar and the words kind of just came out.

-‘J’ is for JEALOUSY (do they get easily jealous? And if they do, what will they do?)

Hobie doesn’t get easily jealous, but on the very very rare occasions that he does. He’ll put his hand on your waist or put an arm around your shoulder while glaring at the person very intently. Hobie also has a resting bitch face so it’s easy to intimidate someone when he wants to, with his height also coming into play.

-‘K’ is for KISSES (how often do they like to get or give kisses, and where?)

Hobie gives kisses a lot, and he loves receiving them along with giving them. His absolute favourite spot to kiss you is on your forehead, it’s an easy spot to kiss in his opinion. Hobie’s favourite spot to be kissed is on his lips, it could be a quick and sweet kiss or a long and passionate one. He’ll definitely love it.

-‘L’ is for LITTLE ONES (how are they with kids?)

He’s great with kids. Kids usually stare at him since his style is so different and new to them. If a kid asks to touch a piercing that’s on his face or wants to touch his spiky jacket, he’ll pretty much always accept. Hobie’s always gentle with kids and they’re just naturally drawn to him.

-‘M’ is for MORNINGS (how are mornings with them?)

Hobie hates waking up early, he tries to hold off getting out of bed for as long as he can. He’s super groggy for the first ten minutes of him being out bed, but after that he’s back to being himself.

-‘N’ is for NIGHTS (how are nights with them?)

Hobie definitely has a whole hair routine. He uses all the essential oils and hair products, you can’t change my mind. He also definitely cares about his hair more than he’s willing to admit. He also 100% wears a bonnet when he goes to sleep, can’t change my mind. But other than that, it’s all pretty chill with the occasional shower before going to bed (he doesn’t shower every day, sorry to admit it)

-‘O’ is for OPEN (how open are they about themselves?)

Hobie’s not secretive but he also isn’t the most open person to strangers. But once he gets more comfortable with you he’s definitely one of the most open people ever, like he’ll say whatever comes to mind. Even if it’s the dumbest thing ever.

-‘P’ is for PATIENCE (how patient are they with you?)

Hobie is super patient with you. Don’t wanna talk about it? It’s alright, he’ll be there to keep you company in silence. Just wanna be alone? He’ll let you be and he’ll go so something else like play his guitar or do patch some of his clothes. He’s the most patient guy ever, seriously.

-‘Q’ is for QUIZZES (how much do they remember about you?)

Like any good British punk, he remembers what he can. Hobie’s memory isn’t the best but it’s still really good. He does try to remember as much as he can, which is actually a lot. I can’t guarantee that he remembers every tiny detail, but he still remembers a lot.

-‘R’ is for REMEMBER (what’s their favourite moment in the relationship?)

Hobie’s favourite moment in y’all’s relationship was probably when you two went to a concert of one of his all time favourite bands. You wore punk clothes together and just had loads of fun at the concert.

-‘S’ is for SECURITY (how protective are they?)

Like with the jealousy one, Hobie isn’t that protective. As long as some creep doesn’t try to come and harass you, he’s otherwise pretty chill.

-‘T’ is for TRY (how much effort are they putting into the relationship, dates and ect?)

He doesn’t try too hard, but he’ll give you the occasional gift. (that’s totally not stolen) And if Hobie is feeling extra nice he’ll even go to some small business and buy something from there he’ll give to you in your anniversary or Valentine’s Day.

-‘U’ is for UGLY (what’s a bad habit of theirs?)

Since his universe is set in the 1960’s. His bad habit is probably smoking. Smoking was pretty common in the 1960’s so he probably does it too. Tho, Hobie does steal the cigarettes from stores. No way he pays for them. (except if it’s from a small business)

-‘V’ is for VANITY (how insecure are they?)

Hobie being insecure? Not a thing. The last thing he’ll ever be is insecure. He’s always super confident in himself and the things he does. Hobie isn’t one of those people who are over confident, but he’s the perfect mix of it.

-‘W’ is for WHOLE (do they feel whole without you?)

Hobie wouldn’t be incomplete without you, but he’d probably miss you depending on how much he cares for you and how close the two of you were.

-‘X’ is for XTRA (extra headcanon about them)

He’s definitely written songs about you, and he also plays them to you when you two hang out. If Hobie let you put a sticker on his guitar, that means he definitely cares about you. He sometimes leaves his things at your place as an ‘accident’ so he can come over to your place to see you and get it back.

-‘Y’ is for YUCK (what can they not stand?)

Hobie doesn’t like it when people disrespect other people’s styles, life styles or something else about someone. Tho, it does matter if that person is an absolute asshole.

-‘Z’ is for ZLEEP (how is to sleep with them?)

Except a heather hugging you while you two sleep. Hobie is a literal heather, so summers are not really an ideal time to cuddle with him while you sleep. Hobie is all over the place while he sleeps. He’s also big on cuddling while sleeping. So if it’s summer then you better expect to feel overheated while sleeping and cuddling with Hobie.

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH :)

DROP THEM HOBIE BROWN X M!READER HEADCANONS HOMIE!! 😼

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;Hobie Brown

Hobie Brown x Male reader

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YESSIR😼😼 can y’all tell I ran out of titles? incase you didn’t, I ran out of titles. I have so many exams and test this month so I’m gonna be more inactive :,( also, do y’all like the new title style?? ^^

Warnings: none

-Two words about Hobie. Nail biter. He 100% bites his nails without even noticing. He usually has on nail polish, but it’s always chipped since he keeps biting his nails. But he can’t be bothered to fix up his nails every time he bites on them, it happens so often

-Hobie lets you put random things like ribbons in his hair when y’all are having fun together.

-He’d let you do the whole skincare routine on him. Face mask, oils and everything, even with the little headband thingy on.

-Has like at least five songs secretly written about you somewhere hidden at his place. He’ll never tell you about them, and if he does he’ll definitely never tell you where the songs are hidden.

-Hobie is actually super gentle if you ever ask for him to paint your nails, he’d be the carefullest guy ever about it. He’d also choose the best colours if you let him or he’ll choose the silliest colours. No in between.

-He has tried a surprising amount of different energy drinks, like monster, red bull, Gatorade, Mountain Dew and ect. He also always has at least one energy drink at home.

Could you write spiderpunk (Hobie) X NB/demi-boy reader in like a context of Hobie saves them but they don't know it's him since he has his spideysuit on lol. Totally alright if not

Been WAITING for a spiderpunk request 😤 (keep in mind well reading this I am a midwestern american😭)

Reader pronouns: they/them

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You are reckless. There is no denying it. And the fact you were being carried home by spiderpunk just solidified it. “Yeah, this is my street.” You say as he swings around a corner to a street lined with apartment buildings on either side. He drops you off in front of your building, which you normally would find weird but he’s spiderpunk. “Uhm…thanks for rescuing me!” You grin at him as he gazes down at you. “Yeah, no worries luv.” He puts an arm around your waist, much like your boyfriend hobie. If you could even call him that. He keeps saying he “dosnt do labels” but every time someone flirts with you it’s all “yeah that’s my partner, what about it mate?” Spiderpunk looks down at you, concerned. “You uncomfortable?” He lets go of your waist. “I- no it’s fine I just spaced out. Just thinking about this guy I like.” “He’s bloody lucky.” “I wish he thought that. He keeps saying he ‘dosnt do labels’ and than when some flirts with me it’s like all of a sudden he’s committed! It’s just…frustrating.” You can’t tell what the expression he has on his face is, but you hope it’s sympathy. “He’s dumb.” “What-?” “He’s dumb for not showing how much he appreciates you.” “Oh- thanks. I’m sure you are real busy so I shouldn’t keep you any longer. You press a kiss to his cheek over his mask. “My hero.” “I’m not a hero.” He says before swinging off. Not long after you get a call from hobie.

They seem pretty similar…right?

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A/N: I hope you like it! It was fun to write lol. If you see anything wrong with it or have any constructive criticisms please comment!!!

Treacle Tart | Hobie Brown

SUMMARY: Underneath the mask, his eyes widened. Hobie wasn’t often surprised. His abilities would ease the pain quicker than most, but you were right; a hospital would help. But his abilities, the parts that felt like instinct, took over. The threat was taken care of, and he swung and swung, furthering himself from the aftermath only to find himself seeking you out in the end.

PAIRING: Hobie Brown x gn!reader

WORD COUNT:1.5K

WARNINGS: mentions of injuries, canon-typical things, cockney slang coming from an American, established pining, a smooch, etc.

A/N:  I just say the new movie and wrote this in one sitting, so mind the errors and lack of coherency. This is ENTIRELY inspired by the lovely @strangesem​​‘s headcanons (find here). Enjoy. Slang used: Day’s a-dawning - Morning / Duck and dive - hide / Treacle Tart - sweetheart

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