Hobart Brown - Tumblr Posts
Хоби: два года назад я женился на своем лучшем друге. Гвен все еще злится на это, но мы с Майлзом были пьяны и думали, что это будет смешно.
Hobie: two years ago i married my best friend. Gwen it still mad about it, but Miles and I were drunk and thought it'd be funny.
Джесс: тут есть хоть кто-нибудь гетеро?
Майлз: *медленно поднимает руку*
Хоби: *медленно опускает ее обратно*
Jess: is anyone here straight?
Miles: *raises hand slowly*
Hobie: *slowly lowers it back*
Хед на то что у Хоби аллергия на кошек, но при этом он их до безумия обожает.
Так что, пока Браун может двигать руками, он будет гладить кошек, даже если его кожа покраснеет в цвет костюма, и он не сможет дышать.
Headcanon to the fact that Hobie is allergic to cats, but at the same time he adores them madly.
So as long as Brown can move his arms, he'll pet the cats even if his skin turns red the color of his suit and he can't breathe.
Майлз: почему ты опоздал?
Хоби: я попал в автомобильную аварию.
Майлз: у тебя же нет...
Мигель, врываясь в штаб: КТО РАЗБИЛ МОЮ МАШИНУ!?
Miles: why are you late?
Hobie: i was in a car accident.
Miles: you don't have...
Miguel, bursting into HQ: WHO SMASHED MY CAR!?
Погодите, а это его кеды?
Wait, are these his shoes?
Я имею в виду. Они не выглядят, как его кеды. Все вещи, принадлежащие к одной вселенной, при перемещении из неё и даже ношении персонажем, сохраняют свой внешний вид (даже если в меньшей степени).
I mean. They don't look like his shoes. All things belonging to the same universe, when moved from it and even worn by a character, retain their appearance (even if to a lesser extent).
Но кеды не кажутся вам слишком гладкими для земли-138?
Так вот, если эти кеды не принадлежат измерению Хоби, но принадлежат ему (Гвен это не отрицает), то откуда, чёрт возьми, Хоби их стащил??
But don't the shoes seem too smooth for Earth-138?
So, if these shoes do not belong to Hobie's dimension, but belong to him (Gwen does not deny this), then where the hell did Hobie steal them from??
Хоби: кто стащил мой бургер?! Как только я найду этого человека, я, чёрт возьми, собираюсь по-
Майлз: прости, я был очень голоден.. 🥺
Хоби: ...целовать его в лобик и купить ещё один. Малыш, тебе нужно больше есть, ты слишком худой.
Hobie: who stole my burger?! As soon as I find this man I'm fucking going to ki-
Miles: sorry, I was very hungry.. 🥺
Hobie: ...ss him on the forehead and buy another one. Baby, you need to eat more, you're too thin.
Гвен новому пауку: не волнуйся, Хоби может выглядеть страшно, но он не кусается.
Павитр: но это не так...
Гвен: что?
Павитр: я уверен, что видел следы укусов у Майлза.
Гвен: нет, Пав, стой.
Gwen to the new spider: don't worry, Hobie may look scary, but he doesn't bite.
Pavitr: but that's not true...
Gwen: what?
Pavitr: i'm sure I saw bite marks on Miles.
Gwen: no, Pav, stop.
Майлз: нам обязательно сидеть.. так?
Хоби, практически лёжа на нём, игнорируя всю остальную длину дивана: понятия не имею, о чём ты.
Miles: Do we have to sit... like this?
Hobie, practically lying on him, ignoring the rest of the length of the sofa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Майлз: почему всем так важно быть сверху или снизу? Я бы просто был рад иметь двухъярусную кровать!
Все: ...
Хоби, шагая вперёд: я скажу ему.
Гвен, останавливая его: нЕТ.
Miles: why is it so important for everyone to be the top or the bottom? I would just be glad to have a bunk bed!
All: ...
Hobie, stepping forward: I'll tell him.
Gwen, stopping him: nO.
Никто не переубедит меня. Это Хоби.
No one will convince me otherwise. This is Hobie.
WHAT I HATE:
1. Vandalism
2. Lists
3. Irony
4. Lists
5. Repetitions
6. Controversy
Вы знаете, что я скажу. Хоби.
You know what I'll say. Hobie.
Who's in your fandom
The Russian came to Norway to commit suicide.
But he unexpectedly robbed a bank and ruined the life of an entire city.
Hey, I just... I finally finished it! Yoohoo!
Мигель: Майлз, покажи мне, что у тебя.
Майлз: Нож!
Мигель: НЕТ!
Хоби, исчезая с Майлзом в портале: ЧЁРТ, ДА!
Miguel: Miles, show me what you have.
Miles: knife!
Miguel: NO!
Hobie, disappearing into the portal with Miles: HELL YEAH!
Майлз: ты читал эту книгу?
Хоби: ага
Майлз: что скажешь о героине?
Хоби: дорогой
Майлз: да, милый?
Miles: did you read this book?
Hobie: yeah
Miles: what can say about heroine?
Hobie: expensive (sounds like "dear")
Miles: yes, honey?
(Is this really not translated?)
Майлз: я люблю тебя!
Хоби: не делай свои проблемы моими, чувак.
Майлз: чт-
Miles: i love you!
Hobie: don't make your problems mine, dude.
Miles: wha-
A WIP bc i'm incredibly tired, you can have this timelapse too bc why the hell no
Also here's the link for my new speedpaint,
WIP
“I’m not a role model—“ yes you are.
Hobie I love you
You texted him but he usually never responds back after you say that. Is he losing feelings? Does he not care for you anymore? Was it like he forgot about your existence the minute you guys stop talking. You couldn't get these thoughts out of your head. Hobie was always busy fighting so you barely could find him or he would come back home. Miguel makes him work his ass off so you hated him for that.You understand that he's not always there but you sometimes want him to be. You hear someone downstairs and surprise surprise. It was Hobie Brown. You we're about to greet him before he walked away. Was he not happy to see you or something? It was 3 days ever since he came back home. But it was somewhere around 3 in the morning. As he walked into the kitchen you we're left looking stuck at him.Something is wrong with him. So you walked in the kitchen after him. Calling his name. You spoke in a soft and sweet tone. Like sweet honey! He looks at you tired as you notice his under eye darkening the last time you saw him. He got no sleep. You walk towards him kissing him softly yet passionately as he quickly returns it. His hands quickly grabbing your hips and pushing you against him holding onto you as you broke the kiss and smile at him softly. He continues to hold you against him. Not wanting to let go anytime soon. He starts noticing you slowly dozing off into his chest. He kisses you're forehead and takes you upstairs slowly and gently placing you on your bed with him still holding you never letting you go. He smiles to you as he also drifts off to his deep slumber.
Luv ya too... Now get some rest.. You need it..
Should I finish this. 🧍🏾♀️
HES SO FINE AND FOR WHAT
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